Blake Hart
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Exploration Date – Part 2
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The Halloween party was in full swing by the time Kai and I stumbled up the cracked driveway of Alexanders’s house, our two-headed monster costume sagging like a sad deflated parade float. The night air was thick, a humid slap of October weirdness, and the bass from some generic EDM track rattled the windows. Alexander, a fellow senior who thought he was God’s gift to everyone, had turned his parents’ suburban split-level into a neon-lit zoo. Kids from our class spilled across the lawn, red Solo cups in hand, dressed as everything from ridiculously sexy nurses to a dude in a full-on inflatable T-Rex suit who was already wobbling like he’d downed half the punch.
“Lo, we’re legends,” Kai said, his green-painted face glowing under a flickering streetlight. His voice had that post-bus panic edge, but he was trying to play it cool. My shorts were still damp from his, uh, accident, and every step reminded me of the sticky disaster clinging to my ass. I shot him a side-eye, the cardboard headpiece tilting dangerously.
“Legends don’t jizz on their best friend’s shorts, dude,” I said, shoving his shoulder. “We gotta clean this mess before someone sniffs us out like jizzhounds.”
Kai snorted, nearly tripping over a plastic skeleton propped against a mailbox.
We pushed through the front door, the costume catching on the frame with a sad rip. The living room was a sweaty chaos of fairy lights, fake cobwebs, and a fog machine that smelled like burnt popcorn. A girl in a Wonder Woman outfit shrieked as her drink sloshed onto my sneaker, and a guy dressed as Deadpool yelled, “Yo, it’s the Swamp Thing twins!” The crowd parted just enough for us to weave through, our conjoined hoodie earning snickers and a few phone flashes as people snapped pics.
“Bathroom’s upstairs,” I said, dragging Kai toward the staircase. His hip bumped mine, and I winced, hyper-aware of the damp patch on the back my shorts. “Move it, before we become a TikTok meme, again.”
“Chill, Lo, I’m traumatized enough as well,” Kai shot back, but his grin was back, all teeth and trouble as always. We shuffled up the stairs, our steps a clumsy waltz, the headpiece smacking a framed photo of Jake’s dog off the wall. It clattered to the floor, and Kai whispered, “Oops, felony number one.”
The bathroom was a cramped hellscape of glitter, empty beer cans, and a little sink that looked like it hadn’t been scrubbed since flip phones were cool. I locked the door, and we wrestled out of the hoodie like it was a straitjacket, the cardboard headpiece flopping onto the tile with a pathetic thud. My shorts were a crime scene—damp, sticky, and reeking of Kai’s poor life choices. I yanked them off, standing in my boxers, and tossed them into the sink with a grimace.
“Dude, you owe me new shorts,” I said, grabbing a wad of paper towels and a bottle of hand soap that smelled like expired lavender. “This is, like, emotional damages territory.”
Kai, already shirtless and scrubbing green paint off his face with a damp washcloth, laughed so hard he nearly choked. “Emotional damages? Bro, you’re acting like I stabbed you, not…” He gestured vaguely at his crotch, his ratty gym shorts sporting that incriminating tear, now a gaping hole. A crusty patch of dried cum clung to the fabric, and—oh, fuck—his dick was poking out, flaccid but bold, like it was staging a jailbreak.
“Eww,” I said, gagging for effect as I squirted soap onto my shorts, attacking the stain like it had insulted my entire bloodline. “Cover that shit up, K. This ain’t a free show.”
Kai grinned, all nonchalance, and yanked his shorts off without a shred of shame, standing buck-naked as he tossed them into the sink next to mine. His dick flapped around like a lazy metronome, and I averted my eyes, focusing on the frothy mess of soap and water. “Nothing you haven’t seen before,” he said, splashing water on his chest, droplets catching in the dark hair dusting his collarbone as he started scrubbing his shorts.
“Seen it, sure, but I don’t need a rerun,” I shot back, my knuckles aching as I scrubbed harder, the stain on my shorts fading but my dignity long gone. Kai leaned against the counter, still scrubbing his own shorts, his dick swinging like it was auditioning for a low-budget porno. Then, because he’s Kai, he flicked his hips, smacking his flaccid dick against my thigh with a wet slap.
“Dude!” I yelped, jumping back and nearly knocking over the soap bottle. “Don’t get hard again, you menace!”
Kai cackled, doubling over, his shorts dripping in his hands. “Relax, Lo, it’s just saying hi. No encore performance, I swear.” He waggled his eyebrows, striking a mock pose with one hand on his hip like a discount stripper.
“You’re a walking HR violation,” I said, tossing a soggy paper towel at his head. It stuck to his cheek, and he peeled it off, still laughing, the bathroom echoing with our cackles, the absurdity hitting like a sugar rush. I rinsed my shorts and wrung them out, the cold fabric clinging to my thighs like a bad decision as I slipped them back on. Kai finished cleaning his shorts, the tear now a full-blown gash exposing half his thigh, and pulled them on, still grinning like he’d won the lottery. We dabbed at the remaining face paint, leaving green streaks that made us look like we’d lost a fight with a lime.
“Alright, K,” I said, slinging an arm around Kai’s shoulders as we surveyed our half-assed cleanup in the smudged mirror. “Let’s just have fun tonight. I’m gonna miss you like crazy at college, bro, but I won’t miss you cumshotting my bum, you perv.”
Kai choked on a laugh, shoving me so hard I nearly tripped. “Fuck you, Lo! My dick’s apparently got better aim than that bus disaster.”
I shoved him off, laughing so hard my sides hurt. “Oh, fuck you, you biohazard! I’m billing you for therapy and new shorts.”
“Therapy? You’ll need it when I’m at NYU and you’re stuck jerking off to Mario Kart,” Kai shot back, dodging my elbow as we grabbed the ruined costume and headed for the door.
“Pfft, you’ll be the one crying into your controller when I’m pulling girls at college,” I said, but the words felt hollow, like I was trying to convince myself. Kai’s grin faltered for a split second, but he covered it with a playful shove.
“Keep dreaming, virgin,” he said, and we stumbled back into the party, the music hitting us like a tidal wave.
The living room was a circus now, bodies grinding to some trap remix, cups sloshing, and a guy in a Batman mask attempting a keg stand while his cape flapped like a sad flag. Our costume, now just the soggy hoodie draped over our shoulders, drew immediate fire. A girl in a cheerleader outfit cackled, “Yo, you guys look like you crawled out of a swamp!” A dude dressed as a taco yelled, “Two-headed loser alert!” and tossed a glow stick that bounced off Kai’s chest.
“Eat shit, Taco Bell,” I shouted, snatching a Solo cup of mystery punch from a table. It tasted like Kool-Aid had hate-sex with vodka, but I chugged it anyway, the burn hitting my throat like a warning shot. Kai grabbed one too, downing it in one go, his Adam’s apple bobbing as he winced.
“Jesus, this is jet fuel,” he coughed, but he was already reaching for another. We clinked cups, the alcohol buzzing through us, loosening our limbs. The dance floor was a mess of flailing arms and spilled drinks, and we dove in, bumping hips and laughing as we tried to sync our moves in the half-dead costume. A girl in a cat costume twirled past, winking at Kai, and another in a witch hat grabbed my arm, dragging me into a sloppy spin.
“Lo, we’re slaying!” Kai yelled over the music, his words starting to slur as he downed a shot someone handed him. I matched him, the room tilting like a funhouse, my head fuzzy but my grin unstoppable. The girls were cute, their hands brushing ours as we danced, but they drifted off when some jock in a Spider-Man suit started flexing. Kai and I ended up back-to-back, swaying to the beat, the hoodie slipping off our shoulders.
“Fuck, Lo,” Kai slurred, his arm slung around my neck as we stumbled to a couch. “We’re striking out. Guess it’s Mario Kart and a grumpy cat adoption for us, huh? Virgins till the bitter end.”
I laughed, my head spinning as I leaned into him, the couch creaking under our weight. “Yeah, bro, we’ll be those weird old dudes with a cat named Bowser, raging at Rainbow Road till we die.”
“Deal,” Kai said, his eyes glassy but warm, his shoulder pressed against mine. The party blurred around us, a kaleidoscope of costumes and chaos, but for a second, it was just us, two idiots too drunk to care.
By 1 a.m., we were trashed, swaying as we stumbled out to the bus stop, the night air a sticky slap against our flushed faces. Kai was giggling, his arm around my waist to keep from face-planting, and I wasn’t much better, my legs wobbling like a newborn giraffe. The costume was a crumpled heap in my hands, and I held it up like a trophy.
“Bus time, but only if you promise not to sexually assault my bum again, bro,” I slurred, poking Kai’s chest.
He cackled, nearly tripping over a curb. “I swear to God, Lo, lol. Let’s just take off this fucking costume before we get on the bus.”
“Yeah, sure,” I said, tossing the hoodie onto the grass. “I’m done with getting your nasty ballsweat on my backside anyway.”
“Shut up, I know you love it,” Kai shot back, his grin sloppy but bright. I smirked, my head too fuzzy to argue, and we leaned into each other, laughing as the bus’s headlights cut through the humid night. We climbed on, no costume to bind us, just two drunk best friends, slurring and stumbling, ready to crash and dream of college, girls, and maybe something neither of us was ready to name.
Comments
Jules
More cumbums in the future I hope!!
Devin
It’s that something either of us was ready to name part that were interested in. Fun start so far.
