Rick and Morty 5x3 - Poll!

Tony Ramos

black hole because 3 eyes is hawt

Mauricio Ramirez

With the asteroid it could hit the other side of the planet and just have to live in the aftermath. With a supernova, that doesn't happen instantly, it's a very slow.process with a lot of hot summers. At least with a Black Hole I'd be able to time travel in theory.

Deadpool

you wouldn’t get crushed it’s more likely ur body would just expand infinitely

Timothy McNerney

Black hole because I am 5’6 and at least for a second I’d be over 6ft👏🏻

Snas Undertale

I feel like an asteroid splatting me and blowing up the planet would be a lot less painful than being spaghettified by a black hole or burning to death by a supernova.

Champ

Anyone voting Black Hole doesn't realize how bad the pain would probably to get crushed by the gravity of a Black Hole.

Sheriff Uchiha

Asteroid, black hole would not be quick or painless (spaghettification), and supernova would take too long as the star gradually gets hotter, causing massive climate change. So the asteroid is my pick. See the 2013 film "These Final Hours."

Paul Wilders

I feel like an asteroid would be horrible. If it had to be that, I hope it will be a large enough impact to kill everything, because I would not want to live in a post apocolyptic world in the event of me being "lucky" enough to survive it. Would go with that though, just because of the banger memes people would come up with moments before us dying I guess.

Crystal Squirrel

Super Nova. You'd die instantly, possibly not even realizing it. Black Hole you'd be torn apart in slow motion across millenia due to gravity altering the flow of perceptible time, and Asteroid you'd see coming a mile away.

StaticEnt

I see what you did there. That's also my favorite movie.

OutlawStar

black hole is the one with at least a chance ill see you all on the other side

Erich Bomke

Considering we dont truly know whats on the other side of a black hole you gotta go with that. In the one in a trillion chance you get warped into a bookshelf!

Ryan Love

I’ve already been through a couple super nova/asteroid apocalypses so it’ll be good to experience a new one, so I went with black hole

Joey

Supernova because that sounds cool and I am cool

k9commander

In this version, the Heart ring simply doesn't exist. Getting rid of any ring just ensures that Captain Planet/Planetina can't be formed/called.

spencer

super nova because never saw a supernova apocalypse so it be something new to experience

Oblivion'sLegend

Is this a reference to something or are you asking a serious question? If it is a reference I apologize for not getting it.

GoldArthur

Would it really hurt to just have one day a year where everyone can just have like, total sexual freedom?

MarkIsDaBoss

It's not just about how you go out, it's also about the way you go out. And it's a very hard choice, but between doing crazy drugs, getting my dance on, or a huge gay alien orgy, I think I'll choose Black Hole (That's the drug one, btw). I just don't think I'm "Rick" enough to do the others, especially the gay orgy. Although, I do think Aaron would like that one.

DeusDeorum

Black hole could still suck spaghettification doesn't sound fun and the gravity could kill you befor you make it their Supernova would be terrible due to the radiation and even if you survived you be possibly dealing with a black hole anyway An asteroid I'd like to get hit by it directly it should be instant not sure if not debree and wind would throw you about not fun So black hole even if it doesn't take me to another universe it sounds painful but spaghettification also sounds quick if I make it that far Also i think the heart ring and its wielder were killed so the others could profit

Dip602

Hey! U took ma poll Sir you will be hearing from my lawyers in the near future When i can afford some.

Josh Bornman

Black hole sun won't you come... and wash away the rain.

I hope black hole wins

AyPeeElTee .

hug friend

MementoMori

Black hole, because I'll at least get an awesome cosmic event to watch in the sky well before the gravity well is strong enough to kill everyone.

Beowolf Chow

I think it might be the complete opposite of fast and painless. As I understand it, time dilation + spaghettification = an eternity of torture.

smem

black hole, maybe i'll be transported to another reality. to escape my shitty life here :(

KuroOberon

black hole seems itd be the most painless as it happens pretty fast, not sure about the others. plus it might be fun to get spaghettified!!

Saggybutcrak

Black hole, maybe we'll get transported into another universe

Deadpool

Black whole because i’ll go in dick first so I can say I fucked the universe before I died

Joel

I know for sure the other two I'll probably burn to death before the planet is destroyed, so I'll choose black hole even though it will probably still be painful.