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I'm An Ordinary Guy Who Loves Snack Foods But I got Transported To A Magic World That's Full of Sexy Woman And They All Want to Join My Party So I Decide to Slay The Demon Lord In An Attempt To Impress The Sexy Woman Who Are In My Party But I Don't Know Anything About This New World So I Have To Rely On My Companions Who Have Big Breasts And Are Very Promiscuous But I'm A Virgin And Don't Have Any Experience So I Think I Might Be Able To Get Laid For The First Time Because I'm The Fabled Hero Of Destiny And
🕑 Added 2024-04-01 15:28:20 +0000 UTCNew game! It's been hard to keep this a secret for so long, but if I've learned anything from the whole Netoria Tactics versus At the Mountains of Friendship debacle it's that public feedback and testing is dumb and lame and you should like what I like, screw you. I also learned that people like Fire Emblem a lot, mostly because anime. Especially anime with swords like in Smash Bros. I mean, come on Mr. Samurai how come there aren't more anime boys with swords in that game? You kept adding stupid anime girls with swords instead! Woke much?
Anyway, this game is exciting because of how intrinsically the gameplay is tied to the sexual content. Using a graphical user interface (or as I call it a gooey cause it makes me shoot out all kinds of gooey substances. Mostly from my nose.) what happens in game is completely controlled by you. Want to see the story advance? Click. Want to look at the same image and snippet of dialogue for all time? Don't click. I am a game design god. Play it slow and steadily, really savoring the experience, or go for a speed run and click as fast as you can, the choice is yours! What is this game about, you ask? Geez I already said anime get off my back why so many questions? Just play the game and look at boobies and stuff seriously is this an inquisition? Don't you like anime and boobs? Yeah, I thought so. Bet you feel like a real jerk for being such a Questioning Kareena, huh?
By the way if you could notify your highest local governing body of how cool I am that would be great. I'm trying to get some more medals. I only have the one, a baseball medal. It's pretty cool but I never played baseball so it'd be nice to have some more that were better related to who I am and what I do. Like a the Latvian Medal of Being a Cool Dude medal. Any of you live in Latvia? Now, I'm sure you're wondering how I got the baseball medal if I never played baseball and again, stop with all the questions! Seriously it's MINE! Not yours, mine! Oh, you think I stole it off Dennis McGrerry in second grade, huh? Well that is a FALSE and SLANDEROUS lie. How do you know I didn't win it personally for being so great at baseball? You DON'T. There's no name on it so the very insinuation that I didn't win it fair and square is ludicrous and I don't appreciate your tone.
...Where was I? Oh yeah, anime.I based the game on all the classics like Doraemon, Anpanman, Wanpanman, Gunpanman, and of course Boob City Express. I meticulously watched every frame on boob jiggle to find the perfect way to encapsulate the sensation of looking at boobs in this game. Big boobs, bigger boobs, really big boobs, all the genres are in here. And if I can say so myself, oppai oppai. The cool kids will know what I mean. Why did it take me so long to make a game in the one true genre? I dunno, I'm just stupid I guess. I see now that all my previous games were just small steps on the journey of anime titties. Probing, prodding, grasping attempts to make something meaningful. But there is no meaning, not in anything. This world is dark, and cold, and uncaring. But boobs love you, boobs love you very much. And maybe the woman they're attached to does too I dunno, probably not.
As always be sure to like, subscribe, retweet, reX, share, like, smash that bell icon, relike, reshare, reblog, rere, and of course, like. Without your support, none of this would be possible so it's all your fault. Have fun!
Comments
azsh218
I am cackling in the grocery store with this lol
Apollo Seven
Uh, it is a cardgame thank you very much. How to use it: Print out a bunch of screenshots and glue them to the back of a bunch of Magic the Gathering cards I know you have don't lie to me. DO NOT use basic lands or commons/uncommons. It will ruin the experience. Find a friend and flip over a card each. Whichever card has the biggest combined volume of boobies wins. Repeat this process until the friendship ends.
Katz
Look, this is all well and good, but you can't just NOT add card battles in your game. Who ARE you??
