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WIP: Goblin's Flighta
🕑 Added 2023-11-22 20:01:09 +0000 UTCWe bring you exclusive WIP shots of the latest engineering marvel—a goblin-crafted ramshackle airplane, stitched together from the rustiest scrap metal, a patchwork of duct tape, and, of course, an alarming quantity of explosives.
This beast boasts not two, not four, but six wings, each seemingly defying the very concept of aerodynamics. With a propeller that looks suspiciously like a repurposed fan, the airplane is a sight to behold—a testament to the goblins' resourcefulness and, frankly, their disregard for personal safety.
The cockpit, if one could call it that, is a haphazard assembly of mismatched dials and levers, some of which are more decorative than functional. The pilot, a particularly enthusiastic goblin with goggles too big for his face, grins maniacally as he revs up the engines—engines that are more likely to explode than propel.
These goblin tinkerers, driven by a zeal matched only by their lack of safety protocols, have thrown the rulebook out of the window (which, incidentally, is just a hole cut in the fuselage). Their creation defies the laws of physics, primarily because these pint-sized engineers haven't the faintest idea what those laws are. To them, aerodynamics is just a fancy word for 'if it's loud and fast, it's probably flying'.
In this bizarre universe, the laws of physics bow down to the sheer willpower and unwavering belief of its inhabitants. Our goblin engineers, inspired by their larger Ork counterparts, set out to prove that anything can fly if you just believe hard enough (and shout “Waaar!” with enough gusto).
So, in the spirit of Ork technology, the airplane sputters, shakes, and, against all odds, takes off. It wobbles unsteadily through the air, leaving a trail of smoke and the echoes of jubilant goblins. It’s a flying monstrosity that defies reason, but in the end, isn’t that what Orks are all about? Fun, chaos, and a good old “Waaar!” to keep things interesting.
