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The Crow (1994)
🕑 Added 2018-10-22 11:00:02 +0000 UTC Brace yourself ActionBabyz your Boyz are about to get dark. In honor of the last half of Spooktober or Octooky (still workshopping the name) the ABZ are taking flight with THE CROW. There is truly nothing more terrifying than what was considered "cool" when this movie was filmed. But don't fret, your brave heros combat the darkness by not shying away from making fun of Brandon Lee and his big head despite what happened while filming. Relax...ol' bobble-head isn't the only one who gets it, nobody is safe from mockery in this fucking, 5-star, piece of shit. So bring A LOT of face paint and be sure to skip the onions on your weird baguette-dog (they make the ActionBoyz fart) and remember, "it can't rain all the time..." (Cue dumb gutair solo)
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Will See
Hell yeah
Frosty peaches
I somehow missed listening to this the first time around and it's a new favourite. Honestly, listening to 3 men laugh hysterically about creampies is my platonic ideal of a podcast.
Bring me the Head of Warren Oates
Is this the first appearance of Stanger's love of dragula?
The Coin Guy
Had the European version of the movie poster up in my room when i was in high school, used to think/still do "Man im the freakin' coolest!"
Ryan Baker
I don’t understand why you guys are so hard on this movie. I’m watching it right now and it’s entertaining as fuck. Plus the Cure anecdote is not true. I have also had 6 White Claws.
Jon Smith
There's plenty to poke fun at here but the best part is the casting across the board, the top three bad guys would be the lead bad guy in any movie, this is an awesome rarity and the henchmen are fucking rad, "evil high energy" is that not what we want? Nothing sucks more than mediocre henchmen, these dudes are aggressive and gross and you can't wait for them to die. I just don't get the bending over backwards to underline that it's goth and corny and real cities aren't like this, no shit dudes it's a fuckin comic book of course it's all heightened and cartoony
FiddlersGreenDay
This is my favorite movie of all time.
Sean Sakimae
Thought this movie was a turd when I first saw it and again when I watched it for the podcast. Damn shame the gun had a bullet in it, instead of the camera not having film in it, when both were shooting.
tire
Seattle is tite
Seems like the sound issues were fixed. Thanks for the quick response boyz #keepitinthefamily
Max Hardenbrook
I remember thinking the action scene with the conference table in the upper level of the club(with a pretty good song by my life in the thrill kill kilt playing) was great. Saw this about a year ago and nope, it's not. They Boyz are 100%spot on, this movie does not hold up at all.
Max Hardenbrook
I'm especially curious what Halloween movie they will do on Halloween. It could be anything!
First Darkman, now The Crow. What delights await us next week?
