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Red Sonja (1985)
🕑 Added 2018-12-03 11:00:02 +0000 UTC Sword and sandals this week ActionBabyz. The Boyz return to the Hyborian Age and have a nice little visit with RED SONJA. This type of movie is right in the sweet spot for the ABZ; the locations, sets and cast look amazing while the performances fucking suck. Neilsen and Schwarzenegger look incredible together but manage to be boring with their 63 minute play-fight (them tapping their swords together) that's supposed to be sexy? All the footage they had of Arnold/Kalidor, not Conan, is shamelessly hamfisted in to the final cut of this 89 minute movie that still feels long. Go watch the movie and listen to this episode, there's nothing left to say - you're all masters now. We can't teach you anymore, go pick out a sword. Don't worry, an unexplained ghost-princess will help you choose the right one.
Comments
Will See
Hell yeah
Watching this on HBOMax now and using this episode for my long holiday drive coming up
John Blood
Also can't believe they didn't clock Pat Roach.
John Blood
Im crazy late but I just saw this movie for the first time. I liked it.
Justin
Got 25 mins into this movie before I realized it was the French dub
Aristeia
Your sister is dead.
Adam Lane
I need this.
The 'it's a hot butt--it's your dad's butt--he's piloting the Challenger into the twin towers' bit! A+
Felipe Sobreiro
Gabrus, please hire me to do the poster for CHUNK NORRIS, I already have several ideas for it.
Really phoned in the exit bit on this one
Oh fuck, my debit card got declined. Oh fuck. FUCK THAT. I GOT MY PAYPAL FOR THIS $9 INVESTMENT. PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!
Wayne S
"sniveling lackey who cannot comprehend a wife's decorating style" is a great new character
What is this Red Sonja, or kink.com over here.
Hey what happened to the new theme song?
