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ORK GROT FLIGHTA SKRP-4
🕑 Added 2023-10-23 12:54:00 +0000 UTCHey there, ever wondered what happens when goblins get their grubby hands on the shiniest scrap metal in all the land? Meet Goblin Scrap-Made Airplane Number 4! Why number 4, you ask? Well, let's just say goblins aren't known for their perfect track records... or any record keeping, really. Built from the most premium looted junk you could ever find, this masterpiece boasts two roaring front engines and a unique quad-wing design that would make any bird jealous... if that bird was made of metal and constantly on the edge of falling apart.
Rockits? Check. Missiles? Oh yeah. "The Bomb"? You betcha! This airplane is loaded and ready to bring the boom, quite literally. As for safety protocols, who needs 'em? In the goblin world, safety is just a fancy word for boring. These little green daredevils laugh in the face of danger! And physics. Especially physics. We're pretty sure they don't even know what that word means.
Now, let’s talk about our esteemed pilot. This fella is 90% enthusiasm, 10% skill, and 100% ready for a wild ride. Did he attend the Goblin Flight Academy? Nope! Is there even such a thing? Probably not. But who cares? When you’re piloting the Scrap-Made Airplane Number 4, it's all about the thrill, not the credentials.
So, do you have the guts to join the goblin gang in their next airborne misadventure? Come on, be a part of the chaos! Because, remember: In the world of goblins and orks, if it ain't broke... well, just give it a minute. Dive into the madness and grab your wargaming model today. Let’s make number 4 the luckiest number yet! Who's ready for a flight they'll never forget? (Mostly because you might not come back from it.) Join the fun now!
You can buy a printed model here:
https://wargameexclusive.com/shop/orks/ork-rocker/ork-grot-flighta-skrp-4/
P.S. We asked DALLE 3 to generate some pictures for this post. What do you think of them?
