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The Glimmer Man (1996)
🕑 Added 2018-04-09 11:31:00 +0000 UTC "To the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!" Awesome, right?? That is the explanation for the titular character's nickname in this week's pick - GLIMMER MAN. In a weird twist you never see that paid off. Instead it's Segal in peak form - out of shape, playing a non-white character, trying to be funny next to Keenen Ivory Wayans and most of all not glimmering. When this movie tried to give the Boyz the best it's got they said..."If that's the best you got then we're gonna have to kill you!"
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Will See
Hell yeah
"Almost a bill" shots fired
Shut It Off
Get your ugly white ass outta here and don’t come back....
"But I need to eat ass."
Done
Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger
then pay 5 bucks/month like everyone else you cheap fuck
It's OK I love you still
Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger
add it to top 11 mistakes the actionboyz made
Beelzebub
I wait for the deadpan "No" from Stanger after everything he says now
I gotta say, I love when Stanger tricks Rogers and Gabrus. He's gotten you guys good a couple times.
And to think.. I purchased the Laserdisc of that movie back in the day...
Andrew Bond
Must've gotten it mixed up with Stanger's Oklahoma City bombing tattoo
Adam Lane
A disturbing lack of Shadow Wolves references.
DeadTiredAirplaneFriend
At the end does Keenan really give a thumbs up to the camera while he has a boner and say "Ima suck on some deer penis, baby"? I haven't seen the movie.
Guys, Columbine was in 99, film came out in 96
