Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
🕑 Added 2022-02-28 08:01:02 +0000 UTCSometimes you remember loving something for your youth. Then you revisit it as an adult and realize how much it fucking sucks. And sometimes you revisit something and you can see the genius that attracted you the first time around. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER is one of those “fucking sucks” revisits.
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Will See
Hell yeah
John Blood
Pretty accurate
Rob Brown
About the best pitch anyone's ever given me for why I should watch the Buffy TV show is something like this: "Okay, it starts off a little slow, but then it picks up in the second season, and then it's REALLY good for the next season and a half. Then it slows down, the next couple seasons aren't very good, the final season is all right, and the ending is okay. It's my favorite show ever."
Rob Brown
I want to see a serious A24-type horror drama about a totally normal dude that has to resist becoming a supervillain after an entire lifetime of being treated like shit because his (also totally normal) parents gave him just the shittiest, most comically evil name. Like, can Hitler Dahmer Kane grow up to do something completely normal with his life, or is he forever cursed to be a future X-Men villain?
Ben Tramer
We had a female gym teacher so we used the locker room showers to get high and smoke cigs
Sean
27 year old here. I was one of the only kids on my middle school wrestling team who used the shower after practice. I did so until one of my teammates walked in while I was showering to make fun of my small dick. Then I was paralyzed with fear for years and would never go near the showers. I remember being a scared little 13 year old worrying about having to someday go to college because I thought that dorms would have the same open air showers that locker rooms do.
Gwildor Sold Me Nuke
Has any other movie done so much to takeover a name? No more Buffys for awhile after this.
Corluka
Just on the topic of jizz, Twilight made it canon that vampires' contain some
B. Traven
lol @ Rodgers saying that "it'll take generations" until we stop thinking of the other sex naked when locker rooms are brought up. We're human bud it's ok, women do it too
I was about to comment on Gabrus’ dad, Stanger’s intelligence and Rodgers’ dyslexia…but I’m just gonna hang back.
Michael Pemulis
For a young me, Career Opportunities was much more informative than Buffy.
Tyler Forrest
Pee-wee Herman dying at the end really was the funniest part of this movie. When he’s kicking the wall I’ll admit I lol’d
Jon Smith
..I mean I like Power Of The Dog but I also enjoyed Sam's get off my lawn take on it, the way it came up was hilarious
Donatello’s Big Dong
Been dealing with prostatitis for a few years now and Rodgers is right, it’s no joke. There’s a weird anxiety angle to it that’s hard to really explain to anyone who’s never had it.
Jon Smith
that Sam Elliott WTF is fucking beautiful. He even talked about future Shadow Wolves movie LIFEGUARD ..and took a shit on Power Of The Dog on the way out ahahha