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ORK MEAT DOK ROADSTITCH sketch
🕑 Added 2024-06-14 17:52:24 +0000 UTCSo, you'z got a problem wiv a krumped up boyz who needs a bit of fixin'? Maybe an arm's missin', or a brain ain't workin' too good (not that it ever did). Well, lemme introduce ya to Meat Dok RoadStitch. This loony git ain't yer typical Dok. Nah, RoadStitch is a product of his own mad experiments, and he's the stuff of legend in the Mad Mider's wasteland gang.
See, it all started when RoadStitch got a bright idea (rare for an Ork, I know). He figured, "Oi, why not strap some engines to the goblins and make 'em fly?!" With a wicked grin, he grabbed the nearest batch of grots and a heap of scrap, set up a makeshift lab, and got to work.
Now, goblins ain't exactly the bravest or the smartest, but RoadStitch didn't care. He duct-taped wings, engines, and all sorts of junk to 'em. The first few tries were a mess of exploding gobbos and bits of metal flying everywhere. But RoadStitch, he was determined. He kept tweaking and tinkering until, miraculously, one of 'em took off. It was a glorious sight - for about ten seconds. Then it crashed, right into RoadStitch's lab.
BOOM! The whole place went up in a blaze, and when the smoke cleared, there was RoadStitch, missing an arm, a leg, and a good chunk of his noggin. But did that stop him? Nah, it just made him more determined. With the bits of his brain that were left, he got to work on himself. He grafted some mean-looking bionic limbs and patched up his skull with a rusty metal plate.
Now, RoadStitch ain't just fixin' up boyz with a bit of tape and some good ol' Orky know-how. Nah, he's an expert in gettin' boyz back in the fight with the most cobbled-together cybernetics ya ever saw. And those flying goblins? They're still around, zippin' about and causin' chaos, all thanks to RoadStitch's wild experiments.
So, if ya need fixin' up, or if ya just wanna see some goblins take to the skies (and crash spectacularly), RoadStitch is your Ork. Just don't mind the mad cackle and the fact that he's more metal than Ork these days.
