Cutthroat Island (1995)
🕑 Added 2021-05-10 10:06:00 +0000 UTCThis week the movie is called CUTTHROAT ISLAND. Unfortunately it should be called CUTTHROAT TURD FACTORY cause it stinks
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Will See
Hell yeah
The Coin Guy
Cool dig on WVA, Rodgers. Appalachia listens too
Dan Skisak
Yes please let's do Ernest Goes to Camp. I have my blu ray copy ready to go. Favorite of my Ernest films just ahead of Scared Stupid, and then Goes to Jail is good, too.
Hammerthrust Von Sexron
I thought this would be the movie to mess up the average
Hard To Gwil
More like Butthroat Island cuz this movie can eat shit.
Adam Kronfeld
I got my second shot on Saturday, and so on Sunday when I was forty minutes into this movie and was suddenly hit with a wave of nausea, fatigue and violent shivers, I legitimately didn't know which was the cause
Felipe Sobreiro
In this episode Gabrus is reading some guy's Imdb credits and he mentions HELL DRIVERS which is a great British 1950s trucker movie... the main bad guy is Patrick McGoohan! On smaller roles there's a young Sean Connery and Jill Ireland
Morgan
-‘What’s your dog’s name?’ -‘Charlie B. Barking’ - ‘Hey Janelle, how’s Wolf P McGee?’
Ian Strong
Ben's tarantula story was the saddest spider death story since Stanger-Bot lost his spider, who I believe committed suicide after being sold to Jeffrey Epstein. (I'm sure I fucked the details up).
Moira's Machine
This guy loves white movies!
Moira's Machine
The highlight of this movie was opening up Amazon to rent it and noticing that The Abyss is finally streaming. Also the “I was cumming” joke during the credits.
Moira's Machine
I rented it today while doing some work and it actually made my day seem longer.
Adam Ross
Goddamn Ernest Goes to Camp isn’t streaming anywhere
AFistfulofGwildors
This is the first movie I tried to watch for the podcast and just gave up halfway through
Dog the Bounty Hunter looks like Karg from Masters of the Universe, for sure
They couldn’t do 5 min on it without talking about literally anything else lol
I went spear fishing and the dude was very bummed I missed a shot on a ‘cuda
Big Junior
Chudthroat Island
Lispering Death
Anyone hear Seth Rogen on Conan's pod this week describing Nic Cage pitching him a problematic Bahamian character? If not it's worth a listen, real Chet Hayes vibes.
Paul
The boys hated this movie so much they refused to give it five stars.
Bob Brown
“Are we sure the ‘Excuse me, how much?’ scene isn’t funnier than the tarantula story?” - Simon Billsom the Sports Dude on The Reviewables Podcast
Cale Woods
“Oliver Reed was originally cast for a cameo as Mordechai Fingers, but was fired after getting in a bar fight and attempting to expose himself to Davis while intoxicated.” How did that little factoid not get brought up?
Jesse Crap
Watch Oliver Reed and Shelly Winters on Carson if you want some prime Reed. Oh, and the Verbinski Pirates movies are great. Dude is the only one not named Spielberg who could do an Indy.
Michael Pemulis
The Getaway (1972) is on HBO Max.
Scott Tammel
I was about to say I'm not even through opening thoughts and Stanger is talking monkeys and saying "he'll drop it."
Diarrhea_Every_Day
I wonder how many hours cumulative Stanger has spent contemplating Eugene’s monkey.
Slay the Cat
Did anyone notice that Gabrus accidentally gave the movie negative 5 stars? He said a scalp and a monkey - 7 captures = -5 stars.
Brian Ralli
All that BBQ rib convo got me wanting a Fried Green Tomatoes Action Boyz episode. Armie Hammer's favorite movie.
Conor Hunter
Anyone else think that Rex Linn asking for a compass is an homage to the tracking device that he made famous as Travers in Cliffhanger? Thoughts?
Adam Kronfeld
Dog the Bounty Hunter looks like the sewer monster from Big Trouble in Little China. Or maybe the melded Station from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
Suzadooz
C.H.U.D the bounty hunter
Dark Angel Of The Year
What's the Patreon tier where I get to see video of Rodgers hanging out with dozens of tarantulas in little bulletproof vests?
bloodflart
That one scene where Geena Davis is obviously a stunt man is so funny
Irony Generator
More like, Deep Throat Island because it blows.
Dark Angel Of The Year
Cara Bin Quim
Dark Angel Of The Year
I liked this more than at least 4 of the PoC movies. But I also snoozed through most of the part between when they arrive on the island and the final battle kicks off. For how huge a star she was, It's nuts that she did this, Long Kiss Goodnight, and then nothing except documentaries and Stuart Little movies (outside of TV) for almost 15 years.
Love listening to a 3 hr podcast that complains about the length of any action movie past an hour thirty Put me down for 2 bottles of Caribbean Quim 5 stars
Rick Tracy
10,000 strong to get Gabrus on Cameo
Shut It Off
Finally, a quick sand episode!?!?!?