VIDEO: Shadow Wolves September 2023

Goatnapper

These guys are all so telegenic it seems crazy in retrospect that it took this long to add video.

Nick C.

Teen Gabrus & Co. definitely named his friend's mom's vibrator after "The Purple Warrior" Scott Steiner. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

Nick C.

I think he does that automatically for free

Ray Ray

Stanger giving pure gold

Lewdgossiphumor

Second.

Richard Trickle

Figured it out. Thought everyone would like to know.

Richard Trickle

I can’t figure out how to clear the notifications since the update. I can’t delete them or find the 12 other notifications it says I have. Help a gen x fogey out.

PatrickKilbrogan

Discord is filling up, Actionboyz unite

Dr. BleepBloop

Book review: Holly. Enjoyable. SK wearing his politics on his sleeve. Fun villains. Very frustrating phone tag and main character incompetence in the 3rd act to facilitate plot. 3/5 deep fried elf balls

Justin Meacham

Okay buddy... It's a good flick that htis all the tropes most awesome, soooo...

Stefan Siqueland

Shut the fuck up.

Fred Skull

I just upgraded to Zombie Squad tier, and while I’m loving the perks, what am I gonna do with these 10 pallets of celery juice?

Justin Meacham

Hey Action Boyz your sleepin on Turbo Kid

Jonnykillsaw

I would recommend The Boyz watch Blood Diner for a fun Octooky. Not necessarily for the show but for fun in spooky season.

Movie Donkey

I’d like Lou Holtz to be in the rotation

G

god Stanger is so fuckin hot

Javier Gonzalez

It’s on FreeVee. Don’t worry about commercials. Those two giant tatas are front, and center in the opening credits.

Michael Pemulis

Will the Zombie Squad seduce and make love to my hottest aunt, and then dedicate an entire episode talking about it? Also, has there been any mention of a YouTube link or Jennifer Connelly's nude scene in Mulholland Falls, yet?

Degrassi Knoll

$100 tier you get a personalized voice-mail each month

Captain Sly

I can't help but wonder, did Holmgren grab Mulholland Falls as just a cover and not know that Jennifer Connelly has a way better nude scene than Pam in Barbed Wire, or if he got both tapes for the same purpose?

Paul Perez

I’d really love to wear a T-shirt with Conan saying “I’m friends with your salad, remember?”

Mike Theobald

Can’t wait to upgrade to zombie squad status!

bloodflart

Can stone doctor frank zalesify my name

Kubu

Can zombie squad get stanger bot and stanger gorgon back?

connie voltaire

can stanger travoltify my name

Slurp

You’re a slut

Slurp

Can I please downvote this non-Crychek Barnicle

Slurp

What a strange thing to say about someone you’ve never met.

Johnny Tubesocks

That was a TBS watch for me, I think I still have a YouTube link saved for it here

Nick Bujak

Krycheck photoshop the Boyz in to my wedding photos tier how much

Graeme Campbell

Will the Zombie Squad also have its own audio feed? (Either full episodes with cooldown or just the cooldown) Video is great for the kids, but I'd love to be able to continue to listen to the cooldowns as I mop and scrub.

Giri Busey

I'm joining the Zombie Squad because I heard they'll kiss Stenger on the Cooldown

clams

This is dope. 👌

Owen RX-0

Yeah no hesitation on that

RutgerHauerPowerHour

I’m 💯 payin for the zombie squad tier. Well done boyz for slow rollin this announcement👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽. Yes! I’m a black man who listens to the actions boyz! Use this post to attract future advertisers such as ALLBLK!

John McClane

I’m glad you guys hired KC queefs . Sorry KC

Wadi

That was beautiful, can’t wait to sign up for the squad and contribute to the boyz eventually hating discord commenters

Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger

We’ll continue doing the topics that we’re excited about each month.

Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger

No and we foresee fielding this question a lot. There’s no way to keep youtube links behind a paywall and that’s important to us. We understand if that’s a deal breaker for some people, we are ok with that.

bloodflart

It's just the AOL AIM of this generation tbh

Megan

Oh man morning sickness is tough. Feel better.

Megan

I'm Stanger to the bullshit...never even attempted it

BiPolarBear

Any chance this new tier might include the Action Boyz discussing TV eps like MacGyver, The A-Team, Transformers and GI Joe? We also need at least one more appearance by Stanger Bot just to see Stanger's performance and Rodgers' annoyance.

Is there any change of getting a private YouTube link for the videos as well, linked in the copy of the Patreon video upload? Patreon video is quite awkward for keeping track of what you've watched, picking up where you left off etc.

ShangDangus

So ABZ are the Headgum hunks Wiger always talks about. No wonder he's intimidated, they're gorgeous!

Fred Mercado

I started that last week. Wild stuff.

Brix

The Boyz joke but a streaming service that only had action movies called “Squibs” would get me typing in my debit card number

tire

I stared at Stanger for one hour and 55 minutes.

John Hedgepeth

That was fucking fantastic. They knocked it out of the park while getting in all the bits we love for potential first timers explained by Stanger while he is getting his leg exercises in. They need to forget about any hesitancy with going video. These last two were great. It'll be ten bucks well spent.

RutgerHauerPowerHour

I appreciate what the guys said about shitty streaming services but most of the boyz movie picks I can only see on Tubi or Pluto🤣

Bryce Pilaf

thanks so much!

Clifford

Check your email, they did send out a YouTube link: youtu.be/YHp5MX_F17Y?si=6luNFhTsixE8T_dv

Hammerthrust Von Sexron

Is the app intentionally bad or something?

bloodflart

Just jankem

Movie Donkey

Did any one else clock Stanger’s ‘beeg legs’? Hammies lookin thicc

Megan

I am afraid of discord but will gladly pay $10 a month to support the boyz.

QuimSilver

This was one of the best Wolves episodes ever! I'll go undead for sure

David Bauer

Man, I can't WAIT to tell Rodgers to wear what makes him happy on Discord!

Madeyouread

Right on the money about Prime’s For You, Arena (1989) was at the top of my suggested list right now, haven’t seen it since ‘94 on USA if I had to guess, firing it up

Jeff

I think the gwildor lure started when he made the comment “I remember the days we didn’t have to lock our doors”. That’s when the seed was planted.

patreon_member

This momentarily cured my horrific morning sickness. Stanger's laugh is so contagious <3

Adam Lewis

He's here with us right now.

Boogie

Per that one caller, Mullholland Falls could've been more than a smokescreen, Jennifer Connelly is nude in that as well.

Brian Furey

My wife was watchin Brian Cox on Finding Your Roots last night and all I could hear was the Action Boyz impression as he talked about how all of his great grandfathers and uncles were tossed in Scottish poor houses for being petty thieves and alcoholics

ValleyGeist

NGL, it felt a little uncanny at first to put the disembodied voices I’ve come to know and love together with the in-studio footage. But I gotta say, you guys all look great on camera. What the hell, sign me up for the Squad, Boyz!

Bryce Pilaf

Gil Slits

Do we find out where to score some chingola in the $10 tier?

Kevin Thomas Shane

Just chiming in to say I love “phones are bad” talk. I find it helpful.

John McClane

The man hunter caller guy is the funniest thing I’ve heard!

John McClane

I’m going full zombie squad!!

John McClane

Awesome Boyz!!

PatrickKilbrogan

Now I’ve got my Zombie Squad

Degrassi Knoll

Just a 10er. The first ones always free....

FiddlersGreenDay

Love Wimbledon, Stang.

Mike Cooper

As someone who just read Red Dragon, had inattentive parents, hates terfs, and had a gay grandpa, I find this podcast extremely relatable

Alan

Or bottomfull in his grandfather’s case.

Deakin Taggart

East Coast would be cool

Video eps are dope but hope they do another live show sometime soon

william o'connor

Dirtiest Shadow Wolves yet. Awesome work, men.

Alex

I’m upset I listened to the first hour without knowing it was also a video

Don Knott Steiner

Wait, the coach with the Mulholland Falls tape? He ain’t hiding shit with that tape. He probably wanted to see Jennifer Connelly’s giant tits. Coach actually got more out of that, than Barb Wire in the mid-90’s.

Johnny Tubesocks

those of us in the old school post reddit ABZ discord are sweating worried we're getting competition.

Bring me the Head of Warren Oates

Yeah I remember it periodically

bloodflart

first taste is free

PatrickKilbrogan

Is NavyDoc gonna be in the Discord?

Mikey S

Not since the early 2010s, never played past Advanced Warfare

ryan mcgrath

COD?

Connor Sheridan

This one was on another level good god

Joe B

I am just now remembering a show, “Big Wolf on Campus” from the turn of the century. Does it ring a bell for anyone else

Irvin

I love an in studio ep. Casey cracking up is added value.

ryan mcgrath

Casey Ryback?

Data Janitor

Can I use Rocket Money to make sure I'm subscribed to the highest ActionBoyz tier?

Michael Pemulis

They posted it already. It's $19.95. Plus S&H.

Adam Lewis

No CGI blood in the video tier.

Mikey S

Price point guesses for Zombie Squad? - mine is $11.

Megan

But who will clean up all the janitor jizz after this? They will all no doubt be depleted after this video.

Don Knott Steiner

Video version of Shadow Wolves is an okay start. But if you aren’t setting this up to eventually have a live version, and call fans in to be your ABZ Wack Pack, then what’s the point?

Dirk Dribbler

Dar is definitely the main character of this podcast

Alan

Stanger’s family is a bottomless well.

Pre

So glad you guys are playing around with a video version. I love the audio stuff but more video content sounds awesome.

Slurp

Ben’s clearly never played pickup basketball against the 6’2 280lb ballerina who pirouettes, hits a jumper and slams your stomach when you’re guarding him in the post. I swear these dudes are in every gym and they’re fucking impossible to guard if you have a hangover.

Gavzke

The boyz in the studio! Yes!