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Samurai Cop (1991)

🕑 Added 2023-11-20 08:00:06 +0000 UTC

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Fred Skull

I’m excited to finally see Stanger in “Tubi Recall”. “Look Doug, those assholes from Tubi have fucked up your mind. You’re having paranoid delusions.” “You call this a delusion?” ::points to Tubi playing How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days::

Nitram

The main guy who plays Samurai Cop is a comedic genius. Him and his partner have some funny ass lines and great timing 🤣

Nitram

This movie was a blast to watch. Miami Connection vibes. This is going to be an all-time episode of the Boyz!

Nitram

Yo this movie is fucking crazy! None of it makes absolutely any sense and it's terribly acted, shot, and edited...but it's one of the best movies I've ever seen 😂

Pumpkin Pie Hair-Cutted Freak

It's okay if you watched "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" in it's entirety Ben, nobody would be upset.

tmcms

LMAO

Anthony Macchiano

The Latino(?) Restaurant guy was definitely 2 different actors right?

Adam Lewis

For me it's the people who rock their seats back into my kneecaps like they're working for the Inquisition and I'm hiding heretics in my attic.

Dan

Any discussion of bad long hair in the 90's begins and ends with Bolton.

Marked for Debt

If you asking if seeing a really big person shoved into a really small vehicle is a funny sight, then yes. But it’s more of an empathetic chuckle.

Slurp

Gotta be a record for Annoying voices per 36

Slurp

I attended a Samurai Cop screening in 2014, with the Cop himself as a guest host, and Matt Hanson couldn’t have been nicer. He stayed for a Qn‘A and answered every question.

Slurp

Shoutout the listeners who have knee trouble during a 3 hour movie because we’re fat as fuck and 6’3+ It’s the movie seats that’s the problem

Jacob Cirks

“Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?”

Marked for Debt

You should probably drive a different car…

Dan Skisak

I saw this at Music Box Theatre 2 years ago. Was presented by Deadly Prey Gallery. Treat yourself and check out their website. Ghana artists make posters for classic movies that I'm pretty sure they haven't seen, including this film. I got a poster for Samurai Cop at the screening, it is rad. This episode gives me a reason to rewatch. Seeing it late night in the theatre it kinda washed over me with all it's confusing awesomeness.

Nolan-Globus

The War on Christmas is over. Christmas is now president

John Arminio

They do talk about fucking about the same amount.

Jacob Cirks

In reference to tall people driving small cars, I’m 6’8” and drive a Chevy Spark 😂😭. I have a permanent indentation/mark under my right knee where the dash digs into me. I should rig up some foam and duct tape like Big John 🤔

Rich

Madame goo goo: he was at the orgy with my mom when she was researching crabs just before she died

Burglekutt

i honestly thought it was rad when that lady turned all the daikinis into pigs. should left 'em pigs I say.

Jeffy

I’m so glad you guys convinced me to watch this .I had to keep turning the volume up and down due to the incredible sound mixing haha

Adam Lewis

If by “studied the blade” you mean “managed to cut myself with a practice sword,” yes, a few times actually.

bloodflart

I see you have also studied the blade...

Pester Chobblepot

So that's totally John Carpenter playing the henchman who gets shot and rolls into the pool, no?

Stephen Navarrete

"son of a bitches" Fun fact: Mark Frazer (Frank) did most of the insane voiceovers. "WHO COULD SHOOT THIS IN A MAFIA BOSS'S HOUSE?"

Kevin Glasel

Another solid example of how essential the public library system is in our society.

Quint Essential

All Cops Are Bushido

Reg with a long E

Thought this was the dude from Type O Negative for a second

Jack McReynolds

If you loved Samurai Cop, then I'd recommend checking out John Rad's Dangerous Men.

Brent Kohler

Funny part about ninja vem burr is that a lot of those guys are actually turtles

David Bauer

Don’t do the Roger Rabbit on your girl. I don’t think you’re supposed to blow into it.

Christopher Myers

Love this movie and love anytime I see over 3 hour length

David Bauer

When this movie got going and I saw what I was in for, I thought, "There's no way I'll like this as much as Miami Connection". Cut to me buying the Blu Ray because I want to own it forever. This is one of the most fun movies the boys have done. It's amazing what some top shelf gratuitous nudity will do. This was the best use of my library card yet (I watched it on Hoopla).

Frosty peaches

I stopped the pod & downloaded the movie once we were so enthusiastically encouraged - I burst out laughing when the wig and hat combo appeared on scene. I love it

Frank Morris

Great episode. Great merch. Great day.

Secunda Nocta

Signed up for a Midnight Pulp trial on Prime to watch without commercials and was immediately recommended “Mistress of the Apes”. How do they always know?

JarredPalmer

Is Japanese pearls just slang for bukkake?

Kerouac

https://youtu.be/W8830UXkTzY?si=PhwwFAXFvIy1d-3C This interview with Mathew Karedas (Samurai Cop) clears up a lot of the Boyz questions.

Adam Lewis

Now I'm hearing the end of For Whom the Bell Tolls in Homer Simpson's voice, for which I... thank you.

Adam Lewis

I hate myself for this, but: Gabrus, the term for which you were groping is "wakizashi." Like the man here draws and wields for the last couple of cuts in this video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyvCPIzPxym/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

MB

Thomas Lennon a fellow alumnus of Oak Park & River Forest High School. Our fellow alumni are Ernest Hemingway, Dan Castellaneta, Kathy Griffin and Betty whites 0/19 find this interesting

Occam’s Lazer

And women’s wigs

Adam Kronfeld

It plays periodically on the Rifftrax channel on Samsung TV, albeit without the nudity.

Adam Kronfeld

Now I have my jaw

Joe B

Z’Dar really rockin the beard in this. My 2¢- he shoulda kept it. Looks incomplete without it (Oops kept listening and realized this is not a fresh take. No I won’t delete this)

bloodflart

Captain Podcast got dishonorably discharged from the Val Verde Air Force

Jon Smith

Rybo Man

Shaun Anderson

Holy crap! First saw this for a Rifftrax event and fell in love. It’s almost The Room level bad. Perfect Action Boyz movie!

bloodflart

The Room of Action movies?

Adam Lewis

"Gratuitous"? Words can hurt, sir.

ShangDangus

God, what a perfect movie. This has everything a good bad movie needs; terrible dialogue, a wig a blind person could see, atrocious acting, and an ill advised sequel several decades too late. Also gratuitous violence, can’t forget that.

Occam’s Lazer

I cannot believe they haven’t done this already! I could have swore they did! It’s got it all!

Gilligan(The marooned Ranchero)

This movie has it all. Grabus showing up quicker than I've ever seen in one of these movies, a bad ass boogie van, terrible kissing, unnecessary closeups, weird A.D.R, and Stanger rocking a sweet mane. (even if his doctor did take too much during the circumcision) 5 stars would recommend.

Brix

A love letter to men’s hair

The Buffmaster

Listen to this episode of Foosballz with Stanger. It's WILD! He reveals who the guy with the 15 inch 🍆 is. Plus a meth story and 100 football gems: https://open.spotify.com/episode/58Bs2W0fthdjAnnrhLgbCE?si=blU5OLWQRb2u3-gUTqEbag

Cole Trickle

“Written by Gabrus, starring Stanger, and VO by Rodgers” is a perfect way to describe this move

Paul

If the Action Boyz made a movie.

Dark Angel Of The Year

I don't watch a lot of So Bad It's Good cinema anymore, and I unironically wanna thank you guys for making me check this out. It was delightful. The kind of trash that makes your brain go GOOD MOVIE! like the American Werewolf sitting in that porn theater in London.