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Grot Road Crew sketch
🕑 Added 2024-07-02 09:36:42 +0000 UTCGot a problem with yer roadz? Too smooth for yer taste? Need more excitement on yer way to a scrap? Well, say hello to da Grot Road Crew! These five pint-sized greenskins are 'ere to make sure da highways and byways of our scrap-covered worlds are tip-top shape for all da big, stompy fightin' machines rollin' through!
Now, don't go finkin' dese little runts are just lazy layabouts. Oh no! Dey've got important business, dey do. You'll see 'em fillin' in dem nasty potholes wiv whatever rubbish dey can find lyin' about. And if dere ain't no holes? Well, dese crafty gits'll make some new ones! Keeps everyone on their toes, it does!
But dat ain't all! Dese road warriors are masters of da ancient art of "lookin' busy while doin' nuffin'." You might catch 'em havin' a little snooze behind a pile of debris, but don't you worry - dey're just "restin' their eyes" between jobs!
And let's not forget their most important duty - keepin' everyone safe! Well... sort of. Dese little tricksters love nothin' more than shoutin' "All clear!" even when da road's more dangerous than a hungry squig's mouth! It's all part of da fun, innit?
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