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ORK CAN KRACKAS sketches
🕑 Added 2024-11-21 12:43:45 +0000 UTCGot a tank wot just won’t krump? Call da ORK CAN KRACKAS!
Oi, lads! You ever been up against one o’ dem humie tanks wot’s built like a grot’s stubbornness? Or maybe one o’ dem spikey Chaos contraptions wot’s all ‘ard to bust? WELL, da ORK CAN KRACKAS are ‘ere to sort it out, proppa Orky style!
This mob’s got three mean green boyz ready to scrap:
Da NOB: A big, stompy git wot loves nuttin’ more than punchin’ a tank so ‘ard it forgets it’s a tank. He’s da boss, and his fists hit like a rokkit (sometimes there is a rokkit involved).
Da TWINZ: Two identical, uh, “strategists” (dat’s a fancy word for “smash first, think later”). These two might not be da brainiest, but wot they lack in kunnin’, they make up for in sheer dakka and stompy enthusiasm.
Dey’re a new addition to da WAAAAR, and dere just da start! Soon, dere’ll be more boyz to beef up da squad and some bomb-skweegs, which are… well, da explody bitz. Can’t tell ya too much ‘bout dat yet, gotta keep it sneaky like! (Sneaky fer Orks, dat is.)
So wotcha think of da ORK CAN KRACKAS? Would ya let dese gitz “fix” yer armored problems? Drop us a comment and let us know wot your favorite tank-crumpin’ weapon is! Or better yet, join da Patreon and keep an eye out as we build dis mob into da best scrap-lovin’, tank-smashin’, explosion-makin’ crew around.
And remember: Tanks ain't tough—dey're just crunchy on da outside!
🔥 Smash dat like, share wiv yer mates, and JOIN DA WAAAAR on Patreon and MMF! You wouldn’t want ta miss wot comes next… Boom time’s just gettin’ started! 💥
Comments
William Barr
Now them iz sum tank, um... "can Krackas"!!! 😍💚😍 So ready! Love them!!!
Da Lootmasta
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