BS Writer
patreon
TEASERS: "Fat Trimmings" Vol. 40 and More
🕑 Added 2025-01-07 22:05:19 +0000 UTC"Fat Trimmings" Volume 40 is almost here. And to get ready for it, I wanted to share a bunch of teasers.
There are three stories coming in "Fat Trimmings" Volume 40, and here they are:
“Big News”
-----------------
Kathy Kahn was an absolute shark. In front of the camera she presented to everyone as sharp in every way, both with an absolutely stunning figure that made people both incredibly jealous and filled them with incredible lust, and with an intelligent mind that made her adept at cracking big news stories and presenting them in a way others could understand. She was also filled with such raw charisma, something added by her incredible looks and talent, and her winning personality shown through in front of the camera. She came off as knowledgeable and shrewd but also kind and approachable. She was an absolute unicorn.
And behind the camera she was an absolute wicked witch. A bitch in high heels, Kathy wasn’t afraid to step on anyone who got in her way. In fact, she seemed to seek it out. It wasn’t enough for her to rack up personal and professional accomplishments, she had to make sure other people couldn’t come close to touching them. She castigated, she dominated, she enjoyed subjugating others and ruining promising careers as sacrifices to her own. Kathy made sure that anyone who could possibly become competition for her either worked underneath her or didn’t work at all.
Kathy had been that way since high school when she was the queen bee of her school, the head cheerleader, the homecoming and prom queen, and the student body president. In college she was the president of her sorority. She was top of her class and an intern that broke into the news industry very quickly thanks to her smarts, looks, and fierce cunning. Since then she was a house on fire, burning down everyone she saw as a threat.
Her ruthless desire to crush every perceived threat by way of ruining careers, and her own arrogance and vanity would come back to bite her in what would become her big fat ass.
---------------------------------------
“A Fattening in Outer Space
---------------------------------------
Lieutenant Avery was the last surviving member of her crew when their ship landed on a planet none of them were expecting to find. And when she found the aliens that came for her, she thought for sure that they were going to eat her.
But it was quite the opposite.
Her whole life, Avery had been an athletic person. Fitness was something she had dedicated her life to, both physical fitness and mental fitness. She was a naturally hard worker with a determined attitude. It made her a force both in the gym and outside of it. She had everything in her to be a natural leader. She was confident, perceptive, intelligent, strong and agile and all of these qualities added up to make her an excellent astronaut.
She thought that, perhaps, it was these qualities that the aliens so admired about her. As they poked and prodded her her fit figure, she thought maybe they had a strange sense of shared beauty with humans. Avery had been told her whole life that she was beautiful. It was part of what made her so popular. Her beauty and athleticism made her a two sport athlete in track and swimming, and she even found time to cheer. It was this popularity that led to a lot of social successes. She had been student body president in high school and college and president of her sorority. She was working to assist her community while training to become an astronaut and was known for giving back and working to inspire women in science. She had aims for political office upon her return to earth, and even envisioned herself becoming president.
Would that ever come close to happening now?
The aliens' continued touch brought her train of thought back to her original thought. As they stripped her of her space suit (and she found to her surprise that this was a very oxygen rich planet) she wondered if this planet with its atmosphere very similar to earth could have similar beauty standards too.
And then the food started coming.
-------------------------------------
“Thick Burger Undercover”
-------------------------------------
Rowan fancied herself a reporter. She didn’t have much of a following yet, but she had done an internship or two. And sure, she had found herself drummed out of her last one, but that was more because of a bitch if a boss, Kathy Kahn, than anything else. Still, it was a bit of a black spot on her résumé, maybe even a career death sentence depending on who you asked, so Rowan knew she had to be careful. And, ironically, she also knew she had to be bold and go really big with whatever news piece she was going to do to get her career back on track.
Thick Burger seemed like the perfect target. It was clearly leading to a rise in obesity rates. They must have been doing something to create such an addictive product. Some kind of formula, maybe some kind of elaborate subliminal messages in their marketing campaigns. Others had tried and failed to bust Thick Burger in the past, with disastrous, humiliating, and fattening results. But Rowan was different from those people. She was better than them. She had a plan.
She was going to take down Thick Burger from the inside out.
It was the perfect plan really, a classic investigative reporter move. She would get employed with the company, record what she could, and work her way through the ranks until she got ahold of the evidence she needed to break the case wide open and take Thick Burger down for good.
Plus, she needed some gainful employment at the moment as she was struggling to make the rent on her apartment while blowing through her savings (and the small bit of earnings she made selling pictures of her feet). So she really needed to be thorough and make this investigation work. It was going to be her big break.
Rowan just didn’t realize how big she was going to get.
----------------------------
On top of these stories, 7 dollar Even More BS patrons will be getting two extra slice stories, one of which is called "Be a Pig". Here is a teaser for that story:
“Be a Pig”
----------------
Come on. Eat it. I want to watch you eat it. You want to eat it. So do it.
You love it don’t you? You’re so bad, such a naughty little fatty, a fat, greedy pig. Look at you. You should be ashamed of yourself, the way you love to stuff yourself like this. It’s weak. It’s pathetic.
Take another bite.
It’s good isn’t it? That’s why you can’t get enough. That and because you’re weak. You’re just a weak, helpless fatty now. It’s funny because you’re fat but mostly because you use to be so strong.
Well, you used to act like you were so strong I suppose. But there was always a fatty isn’t you, right? Once a fatty always a fatty, so there must have always been this naughty, greedy little pig just waiting to come out and oink for us. So get ahead and do it.
----------------------------
"Big News" and "Be a Pig" are both available on the Discord for Even More BS patrons right now, and more teasers will be dropping on the Discord for Talking BS level patrons and above as we get closer to the release of "Fat Trimmings" Volume 40 and "Extra Slices" #4. You can upgrade your membership HERE.
