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January Previews and Release Dates
🕑 Added 2020-01-08 05:42:07 +0000 UTCHiya everyone! Here we are in 2020, it's been a blast so far (sorry if this ages poorly and you're reading this during WW3). Coming up this month we've got three releases, let's check them out!
Anomaly Vault v4 - January 9th
This one's coming out on my birthday!
There's plenty to this version, it's pretty exciting. First let's go into the new artifacts.
These shades are quite a few steps up form the virgin glasses, they make you cool, confident, and more important they play out a scenario best defined as 'instant-loss'. The scenes ended up being a little meaner than I'm used to, lemme just take off my glasses...
Whaaat? That's not new!
But oh, my dear patron, look closely, and see the 'equip' button! Yes, two full length scenes and a shorter dream sequence for the truth serum.
Here we are in the dark vault, with some cocaine.
I mean Bimbo dust of course, sorry. Anyways it does what it says on the tin! Hopefully you'll enjoy spreading it around the office, careful not to inhale too much yourself!
What's this? New departments? Why yes! This is mostly organizational though.
The storage department allows you to put away artifacts you're finished researching. You can always take them back out later if I add more scenes.
The prison department is where characters like the plague doctor are kept. The ethics rock will be in here too, it's the ethical thing to do.
Finally...
Whoa! So many artifacts! Yes, the toolbox department is a diagetic menu. Plenty of features like using cheat codes, changing your appearance (plz send pics my collection of dudes is barren), and more. One particularly fun one is the Mobius Loop, which causes time periods to repeat endlessly. Wanna unlock a whole bunch of scenes in one day? Go for it.
Well that's everything for AV, let's move on to-
Suprise! It's a whole new game mechanic! Or at least a demo for one. Go on a mission, choose an artifact to bring with you, and use it to nab an artifact yourself as an Artifact Hunter. It was a ton of work, but I didn't spend all December writing rainy dayZ and lollygagging.
Speaking of Rainy DayZ... v2 - January 17th
The next update will conclude scenario 2 with a short chase scene running away from an alpha infected. Run into one room, get raped! Run into another, have a taste of... Well, you get the point. Run into the third and get assaulted by spiders.
Also, quicksaves! I made scenario 2 simpler since the gameplay loop just wasn't fun enough, but if quicksaves solve the problem I might come back retroactively and add more.
Thanks to Yackronin for finding the pic.
This is the demo of another potential scenario. I quite like writing demos, I'll probably do more. Basically in this one you're investigating a spooky mansion searching for your missing sister. But horrors abound! The mansion is full of infected dickgirls! Yet... One is chained to the sink with a footlong dildo used as a gag, and another is tied to a bed and kept locked in a chastity cage? What's going on here?!
Hentai University v6 - January 31st
The farthest off, so this update is the least concrete.
This update will definitely have Lana content. I've already written about 3 full scenes with her, and one of them is her ending.
Now, I won't say it's a masterpiece, but... Well, it's a MASTA-PEECE.
I'd also like to include some more content for Tia too and finish her first route. That said it's tough to jump from 'textbook definition of nymphomaniac' to 'shy, sweet, romantic girl'. Cryptogreek's got a new trap character in the works too. I'm not sure what else he'll have done, but it's still pretty early in the month.
By the by some people liked the advance release of Lana a few versions back, lemme know if that's something you'd like me to do again.
Talk to you all again on my birthday! And remember I post private/public test releases on my discord. If you're interested in playing a slightly buggier version like a day early, feel free to drop on by! Thanks to everyone who tested out v4 of anomaly, the release should go smoothly. We've got a shitposting channel now for memes if you're interested in discussion or just hanging out.
Bye!
