Episode #165 - EXTENDED [Audio]
🕑 Added 2024-07-02 17:00:07 +0000 UTCComments
Jubilant mark bourne ๐คฉ
Gay
char
What a pointless podcast
char
โMost people do what they do because it feels good.โ -Jschlatt, 2024
Anonymous Fibonacci
I need to make it known that Aztro is so real for planning sex ahead of time, it really is super convenient to have it scheduled in a calendar
Daniel Gonzalez
Soooo schlatts just a pillow princessโฆ
Royal
Schlatt just wants to be a pillow princess
Royal
I do what Astro does, there are 4 cats at my house (not all mine) we free feed them Kibble all day and they get a can a day none of them are overweight and they don't fight for food. Except for the wet food, my little brother's tabby eats fast and he tries to take my sister's cat's can food.
Romรฃo
i'm brazilian, and i can say that mika would totally be robbed if he went to rio de janeiro unaccompanied
Yoyo2001
Howdy๐ค
J-Jnana
He just lays there
Driveoverbugs
You should make socks with apanda on the end and when you move your big toe it opens his mouth
Driveoverbugs
I wear a white t shirt only it drags on the floor and gets all soggy and clumpy and shit
Driveoverbugs
Help me
Useless
schlatt is a pillow princess
ervy
hey I know those guys
fishstick
I hope we get feet socks
Acorn(ypun)
catio's are great unless u live in australia and ur home alone and the cat brings in an alive brown snake
Jazkaz
Iโm just saying if a doctor says โI need to look inside your weeweeโ Iโm never going to that doctor again
Jazkaz
I only wear white t shirts to work can you make sleep deprived white t shirts
cat
i think the word astrid and mika r looking for is โstone topโ
gunnimikki
remember to give your cat quality shit, whiskas is like 90% filler
Certified Mug Chugger
Sorry, can't go to my dentist appointment, I've got sex planned that day.
Xoondie
Howdy๐ค
gunnimikki
ok thanks, im gonna listen to it anyway when I get to it
Ishrekedyourmo
Sex
purgatori3
Howdy ๐ค
purgatori3
5 minutes in and bro WHERE is panda
squash
i agree mika and his fuckass bowl needs to be quiet
Tambet Tammisto
Can mika please fucking stop talking while he has food in his mouth, thanks.
addie ree
i love you guys
Kiers
i love games that overwhelm no joke
Kiers
first 10 minutes were yous just sucking eachither off (no hate actually no fuck you im sending loads of negative energy)
Clonky
Mika post your cat pls
Martin Van Buren
bro you guys gotta stop doing the call ins
Christopher Alberne
Please play Project Zomboid, I'm begging you PLEASE
Acodax
No
lovren
when i met tyler the creator he said he isnโt tyler and kept on walking, i hope a plane hits your home schlatt
gunnimikki
im still on episode 156 is this one good?
Bush
Schlatt put EDUCATIONAL in the title so that the sounding can be uncensored
Hylian
we love a submissive top
mina
Can you get rid of call ins please I cannot stroke my rick to this
asheys
realllll
Yjisk
this podcast truly is the only one thats purely pay-walled, but will still censor everything
reunionwillcome
no idea if you guys will see this but please look up larva island on netflix and watch the first episode it is so fucking funny it feels like a fever dream
Clovir
Love to listen to this pod with my family!
Anna
'intentionally' repelling bitches since 99
Hylian
i was gonna comment something mean but this episode was actually good so iโll save it for next episode
Mike Czech
same lol
Bush
My cat is 7 years old and dumb like a bag of bricks, if I give him anything but wey food, he will vomit on my bed
Rosie Lynch
sometimes i need to turn this podcast off :/ i need a break sometimes
justin han
Apandah, I've been an enjoyer of sleep deprived/your content for a while. Your group dynamic reminds me of the friend group discord vibes that serves as comfort for when I get home from my 9 to 7 job. You're funny as hell, and I regularly steal your jokes in my own discord calls. Here's the thing. Schlatt, for some reason, has an immense interest in your channel. He hasn't uploaded to did schlatt win in a year. I know you're not gna upload within the next millenia, so give him your channel. Let the guy revive your channel, revel in the additional revenue, and take it back from him after a month. This way, we get content, Schlatt finally finds meaning in his life again, and you get racks. Thanks
Ize
That was the funniest call inโs since this podcast started
Andrew Seimet
APANDAHHH BUY A NEW MIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSS
Smoothierage
frotting - pog
Hello Bro
This episode is so funny
Ricardo Farias
34:36
BigNotori
Wait what when did they mention Terraria
sleepherdd
dont really have anything to say, just trying to keep the like to comment ratio 1:1
Catto
I got so hot and moist after hearing panda speak for the whole 5 minutes
Spookal
Fortnight
zazaman
yeah this ep is too kind somethings off.
tvrbo
I need a shower after this episode
pibb
would be cool if apandah uploaded literally anything
Paulie
i appreciate the work you put in into making ethical choices for the merch mika
myrelin
schlatt sorry to break it to you but if you're laying there doing nothing, she is fucking you. doesnt have to be in the ass
myrelin
i could only dream of becoming the level of girlboss that aztro is
myrelin
he just wanted to publicly announce that he's bad at sex, because he was drowning in bitches
myrelin
and they're going to be moaning!!! cant wait :D
Kirjahri
Ttttet set siggizitzitz TERRARUA??++?+?+?+?+??!?
char
i bet schlatt reads rich dad poor dad while getting fucked
fguac
this ep is best listened to with headphones
sushifish
FYI topping vs bottoming is actually about who is inserting and being inserted into, respectively, rather than being about spacial position. The terminology comes from gay customs but can be applied to heterosexual situations as well. You can also be submissive or dominant or anywhere in between in either role, despite stereotypes. So if Schlatt was inserting and not being pegged, unfortunately he was still topping in the scenario described. Source: I am a gay scholar.
char
thatโs great that u guys are making new merch, but can u PLEASE restock the hat
Madi
I had the freakiest scream
cereal eater
Rare wholesome pod, 11/10 Edit: nevemind
lovren
panda starts talking at 0:06
Can
Amazing ep, I laughed so hard
laaayel
id never lie to u bb
imdi
laaayel the liar
imdi
ILYSM LAAAYEL
Manes
best episode to date
Laccifer
Mmm censoring the pod
BigNotori
Best episode yet?
laaayel
i love u imdi
recitiz
if you know what i said in french i love you and its the best french word #based #ouioui
laaayel
i love lying
recitiz
Not only did i match the freak...but my second scream was so loud I broke the sound barrier of the call. Guess im more freaky than Mika and Schlatt combined
pikaylie
My headphones arenโt charged, I hope this episode is family friendly!
CodyB.
What the actual fuck is this episode.
odo_bio
Hallo!
Anna
why did schlatt decide to share that he's a pillow princess
owen
they stop talking at 1:00:52
Ricardo Farias
Omg they played terraria, this is going to be awesome
noah lacy
Sleep deprived never fails to make me worship God ๐๐ค๏ธ โ๏ธ Psalm 46:10 โ๏ธ
Saul Hennessy
Astro is unfortunately correct, sounding is what fixed my kidneys
beluga
No apandah until the 13th minute. Itโs over for the pod
Ivvyandvine
So Schlatts a pillow princess
bean
aztro taking reservations for sex ๐ญ๐ โyes iโm available at 6pm for doggystyle this weekendโ
Linola_lel
they finally did it... the sleep deprived sex episode :(
Long time gooner
Dayum, thatโs awesome man
Long time gooner
Long time gooner here
Long time gooner
2024 just keeps getting bฬถeฬถtฬถtฬถeฬถrฬถ worse
imdi
this was my first call in oh my gawd
imdi
hallo eberynyan
Alex Burke
Wowza
Cum enjoyer
I love cum
Yorch
The dream of that one commenter of Mika crying alone on vc is slowly becoming reality
Joe
Now recording
Erick
apandah is missing in 3 episodes. schlatt in 50+ aztro like 2. and mika ZERO!!! MIKA ON TOP
candi
so cool!
Matthew Appel
Just as bad as the last one
Defenestration
I'm betting on it, this is the episode where Mika talks a lot.
Mia
whatever