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INSANE GARTIC PHONE (UNCENSORED)
🕑 Added 2024-04-28 19:26:05 +0000 UTC
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TheDarkMario
First try I beat mika
toe tickkler
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, panda. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, panda
Shreks Onions
Yep I'm hard
joosebox
you suck
Toasterstrudel
It took me like 5 tries to beat mika
Lurlux
who tryna give me some dick
odo_bio
Apandahs cover of Michael Jackson’s ‘Speed Demon’ needs a full version. That was the most beautiful singing I have ever heard in my life
NinjagoPenguin
Speed Demon
AshesWhatThe
You mean I've just been waiting a half hour for the bit to end and my player was buffering?
Miles D
i beat you mika
BugChamp
the video stopped for a minute and i thought it was another one of their bits where they just go quiet
Thomas
What if freakasacus and jacob schlattorious kissed…
emme
11:05 - 12:19 Do the math BONERBOYS!
Noah Wynn
I only pay for GARTIC PHONE!!!!
victoria 🏹
it was just cock :(
Tambet Tammisto
I won the breath holding competition very barely because it's been a while since I've practiced holding my breath (i used to be able to go almost 2 minutes)
Thoticus
i too beat Mika in the breath comp, but barely, he shouldnt have listen to Astro, she was trying to psych him out
stencylxd
cool
Hylian
i like that last one
Babypigpig122
My lungs have more capacity than any of the sleep deprived members
Purp
It’s been 15 dollars since the last uncensored patreon video
Trishial
I'm so glad that I pay for the patreon so I can see Goku's little chode. Thank you Sleep Deprived.
Richard M. Nixon
I beat the whole podcast, I've been holding my breath for 30 years!
Cum enjoyer
I think they should draw more cum
Charleston McCain
Peter, I'm horny
thestabbiest
the dick does have a nice bounce to it
owen
i’m pooing
Requiem
wow finally! took us 3 months but we got a new uncensored patreon gaming episode. i love spending my money on these Failures
Jester
no no i agree with astro, it does have a nice bounce to it
NinjagoPenguin
Fuck you I beat mika
Aggelos Zymaris
Ballsack bird made the $5 a month worth it
laaayel
i hope all 10,004 of us are invited to the wedding
Trishial
Sleep Deprived Just Dance when?
bungus
Hey everyone welcome.back to sleep deprived Garlic hpone
chin
i stopped jorking my penitrs for this it better be good
Josj
nuh uh
Wqlfey
I beat mika and now im braindead
Jackblox
Ketchup on eggs is arguably worse than terrorism
Thingy
I beat mika. Terrible
Stressd
I should up my Patreon tier so they spend more time gambling my money instead of making videos that cause me emotional distress
WoodMM2
Genius Ideas to make money: Comedy Night with SDMP cast Im_Jawsh podcast Overwatch 2 video Or just give up
WoodMM2
I was just thinking this
dani awesome
i sure hope this video doesn’t contain huge testicles
Mia
WIN
《The_Shlatt♡shelf》
😦
《The_Shlatt♡shelf》
FUCKING FINALLY
Bush
Can aztro draw boobs again please?
JayKay
its got a nice bounce to it
loedje
wholesome
Crunchy Lettuce
straight up yankin my yerkin to this
Natoonie
sometimes it really sets in that I'm paying for this shit
Mickey
i beat mika can i join sdmp😝
Nye
True
TimTim
im so happy
Taiga
they've actually lost it
ManyNames
oh boy!!! can't wait for titties!!!!! I'm gonna schlerk SOOO hard
midn1ght875
Worst 5$ of my life
victoria 🏹
thank u guys i'm ready to see boobs
Volclus
I love the noises
Benrard
Can’t wait for all the videos to just turn into 4 adults making animal noises for 20 minutes
BlueMoonMeg
watching this on company time
Average tea enjoyer
Panda looking at what he was watching when post nut clarity hits
Emmie Ashmore
This is what the woke wants
clarify_it
fartic honk
Nye
i NEED ZORN
caragea
straight up jorking it
Cobrav809
gartic phonk
busterblock
there better be really hot porn that I can goon my zock too in this video.
Nye
gartic plonk
