Episode #186 - EXTENDED [Audio]

Fen

fav episode so far. keep it up girls 👍

Apandah

Apandah

Anthony Puma

I feel molested listening to this episode

bubbas Trick

two truths 1 lie

Jazkaz

Three straight men and one gay woman discuss sucking dick the episode

Jazkaz

*casually slides 1.6k on the table*

aztrolover196481

aztro i have 50 grand i need to “blow”….

Requiem

lowkey if i had to suck a dick i would only like swallow if it was the loml or some shit. Not gay tho

Requiem

Thanks

Royal

who? you? me? or Evil Mark Bourne?

AsherEatsAnts

Actually upsetting this episode turned me on. I’m at work and I’m turned on. What the fuck

AsherEatsAnts

Not horny enough

AsherEatsAnts

Anyone have 2.5 million dollars I can borrow

smol_the_b

Listened to this in math class, crazy ass experience

Cum enjoyer

Anna, you're halucinating again

Cum enjoyer

Look at this guy, enjoying cum

Royal

Don't be mad Evil Mark Bourne, you can gobble first (I'm just trying to leave normal[ish] comments lmao)

Evil mark bourne

Your just trying to gobble up his meat.

Royal

Mika is right Schlatt, you're not a four please stop saying that! IMO you're at LEAST a 7- tbft guys gain points based on other factors like personality and funniness, and whatnot (depending on people's preference) but JUST visually you're handsome stop saying you're bellow average please Also Swallowing for the win (it's not that difficult unless the guy's diet is horrible then it's just salty in my experience)

Evil mark bourne

I know people are very lustful and there’s not much wrong with that but ask yourself, would you still love your partner if you couldn’t have sex with them? We need to build our relationships with everyone we know on brotherly love. I love you family and I pray for you, shalom

Jazz

You CANT show me the sleep deprived podcast, I’m too horny!

char

Heya viewer! Mika reveals that he’d rather swallow cum than spit cum in this one!

Bambi

freak deprived

Rosie Lynch

its a real shame jschlatt wont survive the class war :/

lovren

yup. this is what i like paying monthly for.

littlebleed

too horny

pete fat28

Akim (Dave)

meaty

alex unknown and porter robinson SIDE BY SIDE in my playlist lfg

Kkuma Bear

does anyone know if mika has cyber monday deals??

riv!!

apandah notice me

Anna

You're breaking character cum enjoyer

Anna

I wish to see goblin

Anna

Our fella was dumped for being the runt of the litter we assume so he's a lil goofy goober, always hits the wide stance

Evil mark bourne

I love your silly cat in your pfp. My cat named goblin sort of stands like that and always is sort of looking Down. he has this goofy smile constantly and that why I named him goblin

Evil mark bourne

Did you guys know I am related to Pierre bourne? I actually met him at a very distant relatives baby shower

Evil mark bourne

Cum

Evil mark bourne

Confusion is the root of all pain.

Cum enjoyer

i personally like this comment

Cum enjoyer

evil mark bourne, mina thinks you're not evil

Cum enjoyer

i'm telling him

Anna

You guys did Tara so dirty dear lord

Mrs. Sacus

hey Mika dear, mommy here. let me get straight to it. the anonymous pegging onlyfans is one thing, but being a prostitute is illegal and something i as you mother just cannot support. i understand you feel like i don’t have the right to judge on that, considering my own old career, but you know how that went for me. anyway cant wait to see you on christmas sweetie! PS: i fully agree with you, spitters are quitters. don’t waste all that protein boy

mina

no one tell evil mark bourne that i think he is not evil

mina

I really like you EMB

mina

Hi guys

smol_the_b

Tried to buy a donut but my card cancelled on the 3 dollar purchase because I forgot to cancel the subscribtion for this podcast so I had to lie to my friend that Google wallet wasn't working. Thanks.

Clonky

Eep eepived eodast

myrelin

let me stick q-tips in my ear damn it

Soap

I enjoyed this podcast whilst spanking my panky in my local shopping centre

Soap

You gotta spank your pank more man

Anonymous Fibonacci

Like this was fully done out on a whiteboard in the physics lounge I’m not joking

Anonymous Fibonacci

HOLD ON THIS IS SOUNDING AWFULLY LIKE WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I STUDIED FOR OUR PHYICS EXAM BY FINDING THE ROTATIONAL VELOCITY OF BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH WTF

Anonymous Fibonacci

Idk why but Mika’s cadence always makes me imagine he’s pinching the bridge of his nose in a state of deep focus

Allison Schumann

Just went to smokes for less and the worker was aztro but italicized

fguac

come back sad mark bourne

Roast_Hweef

DUDE! Don’t deadname him

Justinxz

Straight spongebob

Garry Fisherman

you will be one of those men

Allison Schumann

So excited to jelk to this

lore

this episode turned me on

Dalton Buchs

why am i hard

RX777EN

funniest episode in a long time

Iguanoide666

Come to nicaragua apandah

Bush

Also I would have to be paid to have my dick sucked by Mika i'm sorry to say

Bush

Spongebob DM me

iiLyme

spongebob says hawk tuah at 21:04

Evil mark bourne

Garry fucksmen hahahhahahahahahahahaha

Evil mark bourne

“Charizard cyborg moment” screeches the disgruntled wojak after learning his Reddit account of 6 years has been banned.

Evil mark bourne

“I love Fgauc” says the sad mark bourne slowly walking away from the Burger King drive through window, dreading the fact that he will encounter annoyed mark bourne when he returns home.

Evil mark bourne

I’m sorry

CosVeZe

i ain’t readin allat lil bro

Kirjahri

this one is rather explicit

Solitary Fables

coom

Requiem

Dtong

Evil mark bourne

I’m super uncomfortable this episode. I’m going to cry if they say the word biscuit next episode I’m going to be sad mark bourne

Evil mark bourne

Cream deprived

Evil mark bourne

Being beat deprived this month makes me feel good

Wampa

best way to clear wax without q-tips is water, or water + hydrogen peroxide mix (use a syringe to shoot it in) thumbs up emoji

Caeden Roy

I feel so uncomfortable listening to this

Mr Hippo

Day 64 of asking mika suck cucks to sing along to nettspend

Cum enjoyer

dream cum true

Cum enjoyer

Did they cum? omg

char

18:42 guy tryna convince a girl to swallow his load so bad

Evil mark bourne

deanna scott

I hope they don’t talk about kissing men in this episode

Evil mark bourne

As the wise evil mark bourne said, “As the wise evil mark bourne said,”

fguac

i hope this episode is horny

Nubian Cypher

More like sex deprived

Max Melcher

this was by far the gayest episode of sleep deprived

Aidan Foulkes

broo i made abit with my fellow boys (and girl) with if youd spit or swallow now they bring it up here only possible option i am apandah

Ryan N

Hi spongebob

Garry Fisherman

no

kusev

Hornie mfs!!

alex n

Mika I’m plat can we play league ?

Roast_Hweef

Sigh… I wish Schlatt was real

Raleigh Combs

Got lunch then spent 30 minutes listening to them talk about their homoerotic fantasies…. I was able to finish my lunch though you nasty f*cks

Basicos

SpongeBob.

Adam Fax

why are all the commenters horrible

owen

decently alright podcast to scroll grindr too

CosVeZe

18 minutes in and my ears are bleeding

Gadi

I should've bought a 5 $ hot n ready za instead

Brick 100

Day 5 of gooning in my SDP PJs.

Victor Perez

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS POSTED 6 HOURS LATER THAN I NEEDED YOU TO

Salamander Knight

Waste of money. Should’ve got a 5$ footlong instead

non alcoholic

Probably not

non alcoholic

WOW

Jaspro

I hope this is one of the ones where they talk about the spew the worst possible topics out of their mouths over and over again

Deadmansteely

Rip Sleep Deprived, I can't believe it's over but it's been an amazing 8 years

Defenestration

I'm betting on it, this is the episode where Mika talks a lot.

CosVeZe

let me know please

CosVeZe

Will this be good?