HOLY GARTIC PHONE (UNCENSORED)
🕑 Added 2025-03-11 18:32:40 +0000 UTC
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ragingfleabag
Watching this on Easter Sunday feels so much more blasphemous
$W4GK!NG
When Schllat said he wants to wrap a tree with his NSX, is it the next NSX or old NSX? Does anybody know which NSX he owns/liked more
katerpie
astro's art is so good
Kyle Morgan
Little J.
Gage Davis
I am giving up Sleep Deprived for lent.
This Guy
kendrick lamar mentioned at 13:16
SomeAutisticAce
It’s lent
SomeAutisticAce
Not during lent
sami
never fucking eat during these videos
awinning
so saying jesus christ is where we draw the line?
nativfait
This isn't funny
myrelin
and trauma bonding💕
DragoReborn7
Little J.
angelferg23
:(
Liam Trippi
Why was “Jesus Christ” censored the whole time?
Callista 🐝
This wasn’t very Holy… especially during Lent
mayhemilyy
deranged choice to draw the reddit jumper cable dad, 10/10
luckies
how vile!
SCOOT TOOTIN
Who?
Mugga
You can tell Astrid is absolutely geeked out of her mind in this video
Cum enjoyer
Due to the nature of the video's tittle, I will not be expecting any cum in this video and will be thoroughly dissapointed if there is one.
unemi
whoa whoa you cant just make me pay for an uncensored version and then still censor wordssss nuh uhhh this isnt how this worksss
Sake
This is what I pay my hard earned money for! Let's go, give me that heinous uncensored crap!
werms
idgaf if the brokes cant see it i need more offensive drawings 🤷
MaxedOutVibes
Schlatt’s going to need to say an extra decade of the rosary after this 🙏
s a v a n n a h
js like me 🤤
s a v a n n a h
never comment anything ever again
BarreiroSupremo
It wasn't fire. Specially during lent
BarreiroSupremo
If they had to put a disclaimer this episode must be fire
Wampa
what da frick
Valeriansprite
TRIGGER WARNING: JESUS MENTION
Tea Fanatic
i'm gonna make you cum jschlatt, you'll be shooting ropes.
LilBeepBop
connoreatspants made you
looser nerds
severance starts now. the best show in town. mark is hot hellys hot irv is hot gemma's hot dylan's hot milkshakes hotmark s be having sex with not his wife but it's fine not a crime we love the guy ms cobell here she comes there's her face shining light all over the freaking place quiet part time to go let's lock in its directed by ben stiiiiiillllerrrr
Christy💖
Stockholm Syndrome
jackie
panda with the pp mouth (19:27) looks like shrew tinkles
drakula
draw more fucked up stuff i want to get my money worth thank you love you! the broke lyfers dont need to see much
grayson
mika kinda sounds like mark s
Fletcher
aztro shipping schlatt and panda this episode
odo_bio
Little J
Jaspro
I’ve never seen Mika and Dax Flame in the same room
Jaspro
Really strange how every time they said “Little J” it sounded just like Moist…
bald25
the brokies are taking the fun away again...
AdawgA
I don't think lil J favored Mika's drawing...
Jingle Nuts The Dwarf
A to the men. With Regards, Jingle Nuts The Dwarf
Jingle Nuts The Dwarf
I quite appreciate your elegant name. And yes, it is but a tragedy not to present such art.
Bop Cat
Bop Cat
Bush
Furry porn goes so hard
Spicy
You guys might be going to hell
earlgetshurt
hope y’all get lil j to come on the next gartic phone
kenny
love moist’s “lil j” MORE MOIST MORE MOIST
loedje
i think mika and dax flame would get along
Skippy Dinglechalk
not showing the furry porn images when i pay for this shitty patreon is CRIMINAL!!!
carlito
epic
Anderson Hudson
Disclaimer we are all cooked...
Darby Brown
why am I paying for this shit?
Joshy
I have Jesus aids
Linny Vrieze
When you see Jesus and uncensored you know its going to be bad
Prpl
3 days sober but of course now I must drink again
Kevin
lowkey my daughter was never born
Luck
I love Tuna!
silly tgirl
Wowzas
Ollie Wade
i’m garting so hard rn
Reese Buzas
sploingus
EvaBeava
chungus
tango mango
:D
Nexus
im garting everywhere.