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Another quickie

🕑 Added 2022-06-18 13:21:22 +0000 UTC

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Julia Sinope

I’m trying to. Got a lot of pages to catch up on!

nick smith

Not her first rodeo.

Eddie Edwards

Daddy "claimed" it was an accident, but was it? Daddy and Jake tend to get LL pregnant on the regular. What do they do with all these babies. Mom is always off "busy" with her porn career and after the ripper gets through with her it takes about a week for her butt to recover. Therefore she is no good for Daddy and Jake for awhile.

SandPiper

Hopefully a bump comes next ;)

Tinhy

Will there be fanweek next month?

fannum

Two stories come to mind: Scot's guard in uniform and kilt goes to the chemist and prices the best condom they have. "We have the Lambskin that's so thin that you'll never feel it's on ... 5 pounds." Taken aback, Angus asks for something from the budget shelf. "Well," says the druggist, "we have some date expired latex Sheiks. They're 1 pound." Still thrifty, the soldier pulls a bedraggled, dripping rubber sheath from his money purse and asks, "The 11th King's Highland Fusiliers would like to know how much to have this vulcanized?" Then there's the woman who runs across a hunchbacked guy limping along on a short leg, looking with a misshapen, cross-eyed face. You poor fellow," she says. "Polio?" He shakes his head, no. "Dystrophy?" "No ... how do you think you'd look if you'd been strained through a sock?"