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Chapter 213
🕑 Added 2022-02-18 11:26:48 +0000 UTCIt was finally the day of Maya’s birthday, and it being on October 32 confused Sophia more than a little. As it turned out, the months in her new world are actually a little longer, and a whole year has 380 days instead of the 365 she was used to. It also meant, that in actual days being alive, the tiger still was 22 instead of 23 years old. As a result of that, she’s also younger than the cat-girl when calculating her age with the measures of the new world.
None of that was of any real importance right now, though. After all, it was still her girlfriend’s birthday, so the blonde was busy with other things. First and foremost, the surprise dinner she had been training for the past two weeks.
“Err…” Maya was still shocked after Sophia’s announcement of her going to cook for them. “T-The care products are already more enough, y-you know?” Still in the living room, she yelled towards the kitchen next door.
“It’s fine~.” Sophia’s voice echoed back from there.
“Is it…?” She had a very different opinion on the topic.
“Yep~.” The tiger sounded really cheerful. “Give me half an ho-… 40 minutes!”
“O-Okay…” The cat-girl didn’t sound convinced in the slightest, though.
“Also, no peeking!”
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Precisely 55 minutes later, Sophia was done preparing the dinner and had also decorated their dining table a little bit. She put a white tablecloth and a few candles on it to make it seem a bit more romantic, and she also had prepared a fancy-looking bottle of wine.
“Someone’s going for the extra mile, huh?” Maya looked impressed.
“Ehehe, I’m trying my best.” The tiger looked a bit bashful. “No promises about the wine, though… I never was that much into it, and so I let the store guy decide on a bottle that fits my dish.”
“I see…” The cat-girl paused for a moment and sniffed the air. “What is your dish? I smell garlic and some type of seafood. It smells delicious, and that confuses me greatly. It’s you we’re talking about, after all.”
“Hey!” She raised her voice. “Well, you are 100% correct.” She couldn’t blame her, either. “Alright, sit down! I’ll serve now!”
“O-Okay…” Maya was still confused over the events but sat down regardless and waited for whatever dish her girlfriend had cooked.
“Here you go~.” A few moments later, Sophia placed a plate with the seafood dish she had prepared in front of the cat-girl. It was the same shrimps cooked in a garlic butter sauce served over pasta dish that Ari had taught her the other day before getting her own. It also was more or less the same shrimp scampi recipe the blonde vaguely remembered from her old world.
“Eh…?” Maya needed a moment and only stared at the two plates. “You made this…?”
“I did!” She looked pretty proud of herself.
“How…?” The cat-girl tilted her head. “You tried to help me out before… before I banned you… Everything other than pasta was a total catastrophe…”
“Lots of training over the past two weeks. I had Ari teach me the recipe, and I tried to get better at it whenever I could. I even stopped time one or two times to make it perfect! It could’ve been 17 times as well, though.” She mumbled the last part only.
“Wow.” She seemed impressed. “Can I try?” Maya picked up her fork and gestured at the plate.
“Of course!” Sophia nodded. “Be as harsh as you want with your critique.”
“I always am~.” She flashed her a cheeky smile before she tried a single shrimp with a small amount of pasta and sauce. Chewing on it for a moment, her smile eventually turned much gentler. “It’s good!”
“Really?!”
“Absolutely! It’s a little spicier than I remember this dish, but that’s a plus!”
“Ahaha, I kinda like spicy food, so I never could it get out of my system to use a bit less of the chili flakes… I’m glad you like that part, too.”
“It’s impressive! The pasta’s been cooked perfectly, too, and the shrimps aren’t the slightest bit chewy. The sauce’s delicious, as well. I couldn’t have done it any better, myself!”
“Ehehe~.” The tiger got a little bashful. “The training was totally worth it!”
“It absolutely was. It seems like you aren’t so hopeless, after all, huh?”
“Y-Yes… Ari also meant that my biggest problem is the missing experience.”
“The evidence speaks for itself.” Maya gestured at the plates. “I’ll take over the teaching now, though. Your surprise was amazingly sweet, and I love it, but I want to cook together with you, too!” There was a tiny hint of jealousy in her voice.
“Of course! I’ve wanted to do that since forever already, after all!” Sophia liked the idea. “Now that I know that I won’t purely be nothing but a nuisance to you, I want to help out more!”
“I look forward to it!”
“Me, too!” The two smiled at each other. “Alright, let’s continue to eat! I don’t want it to get cold.”
“That’s true.” The cat-girl nodded. “You put way much effort into it for that to happen!”
“Hehe.”
The couple continued to eat and had a glass or two of wine while they enjoyed each other’s company for a while.
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“Ha~, that was soo good!” Maya looked very satisfied after she finished her plate. “Thank you so much, Sophia, this was an amazing surprise! That you tried so hard to learn to cook just for me is incredibly sweet!”
“That alone was worth it already!” She was glad that her surprise was a total success.
“You sure made it hard for me to top that on your birthday, though.”
“There’s no need to turn that into a competition, is there?”
“And here I thought you know me…” For Maya, everything can be turned into a competition.
“Ahaha…” She had to laugh at her reaction. “Well, if it’s like that, I better start preparing for next year already, huh?” The tiger, too, enjoyed being competitive, after all.
“That’s the spirit!” The cat-girl liked her answer.
“Hehe.” Letting out another chuckle, Sophia eventually changed the topic. “Should we have some of the cake Ari and Anna brought over for dessert? It looked very chocolatey and delicious.”
“How can I say no to that~?” The cat-girl had quite the sweet tooth.
“Alrighty, stay put! I’ll prepare it for us.” Saying so, Sophia stood up and left for the kitchen again.
“I could get used to being cared for like this~.” Maya liked today’s treatment.
“I don’t mind spoiling you every now and then, either~.” The tiger’s voice echoed from the kitchen again.
“Great!”
“I think those two emptied the chocolate from the whole castle for this thing.” After a few minutes, Sophia was back holding two plates with a generous slice of cake on each while also carrying a little pink bag. “Here’s also the gift the duo got for you.”
“Thank you!” The cat-girl focused on the cake first, though. “Wow, you’re right!” It essentially was a triple chocolate cake. The actual cake part was chocolate, together with a portion of chocolate fudge, and the outside was covered in a thick layer of chocolate ganache. “Looks delicious!”
“Sure does!” She agreed. “I wonder how much the princess helped here, though. I’m not sure why, but I have the feeling she’s even worse at cooking than I am…”
“Taste-testing is also helping, right?”
“True.”
“Alright, let’s eat!” Unable to wait any longer, Maya grabbed her fork and dug into the cake. “Delicious! I need to get the recipe from Ari.”
“Hehe- Oh!” Sophia stopped talking for a moment after she also tried it. “Yeah, let’s do that!” She liked it, as well.
“Okay, what’s this about…” Once they finished eating the cake, the cat-girl finally focused on the pink bag that contained the present from Ari and Anna for her. “Let’s have a look… Oh, how cute.”
“Lemme see!” Curious about it, the blonde got up from her seat and walked behind Maya to look over her shoulders. “You are right. They look adorable!” Inside the bag was a little box filled with a few hair clips and many colorful ribbons. Some even were patterned with flowers and other forms. “That’s perfect for when you start changing to twintails, isn’t it?”
“Yeah.” She nodded. “I could wear a different set of ribbons each day of the week now.”
“I like that idea~.”
“Yep. The two really found something very nice without making me feel guilty. Who knows what else the first princess of a nation could’ve come up with as a gift…?”
“Ahaha… That’s true. Ari might’ve stopped Anna from getting something ridiculous.”
“Bless that jaguar.” Maya was relieved that she was able to keep her princess in check.
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Chatting about the present for a little longer, the couple eventually headed out to have their almost ritual-like bath in the evening. Once they were done with that, the two went to their bedroom to relax and cuddle in their bed together. That, more or less, was Sophia’s plan, at least. Stopping at cuddling was optional, but that was a different topic.
“Oh, the bag from earlier makes another appearance.” Relaxing on their bed, Sophia noticed that Maya was holding the white bag she had back when she came home while standing in the doorframe of their bedroom.
“Hmm… Let’s call it a birthday present from me for me, or something like that?”
“Mhh?” This had piqued her interest, and the tiger rose from the bed and sat down upright.
“Want to have a look? It kinda involves you, too.” Saying so, Maya walked over to their bed and handed over the bag.
“Sure~. Let’s see-” Sophia opened the bag, looked inside, and promptly froze up. “Is… Is that what I think it is…?”
“It looks like it, doesn’t it?”
“It does…” She needed another moment. “W-Where did you get it…?”
“There’s a shop.”
“Seriously…?”
“Yep.” Maya only nodded.
“I’ll say it again… This world is waaay too advanced in the weirded areas!” While saying so, Sophia stared into the bag again.
“You don’t want to…?” Maya glanced at her. “I’m definitely not going to force anything here.”
“N-No, that’s not it… I’m just surprised that it already exists in this world…”
“Already?”
“Yeah… T-This actually crossed my mind, too, during my invention spree lately. Turns out that someone was faster. What a horny world we live in here.”
“Does that mean…”
“I’m definitely i-intrigued.” She took yet another glance inside the bag. “Who’s going to use it, though?”
“Take another look at it. It should answer this question. Also, there are more, slightly different things below it, too.”
“Hmm…?” Seemingly confused, the tiger decided to put her hand into the bag to get a feel of what was inside. “Ohhh… I-I see, it’s double-… Really, this world is way too advanced in the weirdest areas!” She had to repeat herself. “And the other stuff is… W-Wow! You sure are something else, Maya!”
“In a good or bad way.”
“Yes.”
“Ehehe.” The answer was of little help, but the cat-girl liked the slightly bashful but bright smile on the blonde’s face.
Afterward, Maya grabbed the bag and placed the contents on the bed so that the couple could get a better look at them. Though embarrassed, Sophia looked rather interested, and it seemed like the birthday of her girlfriend would end up being even more of an event than she had previously anticipated.
Comments
Jessy
For colouring atoms, can just use illusion magic, no need to change how they look physically. Though there are ways to colour things with nano structures, like how blue butterfly’s work
Jessy
Would make more sense for it to be a limit on how much information magic can transfer over a distance. Since scrying would take a realistic live video, the amount of data in that would be insane. So all you would get back would be static. But the overseer stuff is higher quality and doesn’t have said signal loss. This would work to stop someone like fen or aura from casting a spell halfway across the globe, because by the time the spells instructions get to the activation point, the instructions will have degraded to an unusable degree
Teanam
Maybe it's just a limitation by magic that doesn't let you look at places that aren't in your direct vicinity. Maybe I'll add some more tidbits about overseer features if I get an opportunity for it.
Jessy
Don’t see why scrying has to be an overseer feature. Surely you could use mortal magic to do it. All that’s needed is a visual / spatial sight on a location
Teanam
Well, Canir can stop time which eliminates the movement and he has the ability to look at the location he wants to be before teleporting. Sophia hasn't unlocked that overseer feature yet. Not sure if she will, either...
Jessy
That’s fine~ though, you should explain how Canir moves around if you don’t want teleportation. Unless it’s just a better application of gates through scrying the location ahead of time
Teanam
I'd say the portals are physical objects that stay where you put them, like an actual door. They connect to something outside the universe as well, so that is a whole different story... Maybe that could be a base for teleportation, using fixed physical objects as a reference, but... Long story perfectly honest and short. I don't want teleportation to work.
Jessy
I can see a bunch of problems with the teleports even without needing to calculate everything. But I also see problems with the portals, how do they move with the planet? They are physicals holes in the fabric of space right? So how are they moving with the planet?
Teanam
Magic to zoom could be fun. Sophia using magic to mess with atoms, even if it's just coloring them... could be catastrophic. ---- From what Canir explained, teleportation doesn't use the planet you're on as a reference. In theory, 0,0,0 would be the center of the universe. Good luck with that. The markers on the planet would only be in that position for a fraction of a second. Even if Sophia finds a way around that, there's still a possibility of something being where they teleport to that wasn't there before. Imagine teleporting into a cow or something like that. I like my portals much more. They'll even become plot-relevant later on~. If I switch to teleportation now, I'll actually have a big problem in the future.
Jessy
Also, for teleportation, couldn’t you place three markers to use as reference, then move yourself according to them. Could probably do something like compressing space, turning yourself intangible, then taking a step through said compressed space. Though, I don’t see why actual teleportation can’t be done if your reference is statically liked to the celestial body you are moving around. Tie the three markers into the planet, and have the teleport spell move you in relation to them. Then you don’t need to do any of the calculations on how the planets are moving, since the markers do it for you. So long as you use the markers as something like 0,0,0. And describe accurately where you want to end up, I don’t see how it wouldn’t work. All magic would need to do in that case is keep track of those markers and set you down a set distance away from them. You would still need to be careful of landing somewhere inside of something, but the three markers would track everything about the planets movement, meaning you will always land correctly.
Jessy
Thinking about magic, for when she explains something like air, and how it’s made of different things, couldn’t she use magic to section of a portion of air, split it into layers of its constituent parts and then use magic to make the different magics glow. Can probably take this further with differently coloured atoms, say you have some metal ore, you could magically split it. Could probably use magic to look really closely at atoms and see their structure directly, use magic to display the forces acting on something, so much potential.
Black Unicorn
Mom hates them almost enough to condemn them to hell and anyone that grows them.
Teanam
I honestly believe that my story really isn't missing in the sweet department. If your mother would be into chilis, I would agree that the level of spice is rather low~.
Black Unicorn
It's a good thing my mom doesn't read this or she would say your cake needs MORE chocolate. She like to put chocolate fudge and chocolate chips on death by chocolate ice cream and wash that down with double rich hot chocolate (don't ask me how she can I tried it once and couldn't eat more then a bite she had the rest of my pint After finishing hers.)
Kill.Me = Killian Merphy
I, for one, could always go for more details or lewd innuendos and double\triple entendre.
Jessy
Perfect~ that sounds like fun~
Teanam
I did find some, just them being available... One of them actually mainly draws hentai, but I love how they draw skin, soo....
Jessy
Good luck finding an artist :P can’t wait
Teanam
Real lewds are highly unlikely because I want it to be a fluff story. I initially just added those bits to show the intimacy of their relationship. Then again, I never planned those illustrations with them being lightly dressed either, and the plan for the next one of that kind, if I find an artist... is even more revealing. Stay strong, me~.
Jessy
I’d be an advocate for real lewds, but that’s just personal preference. And leaving it vague means much more focus on the fluffy bits.
Teanam
That's a good idea with the pointers. I actually did something similar in a future chapter I just finished where Sophia got an -idea- to test with Maya from a friend. Though, that one really might've been a bit too extreme~. If I come up with something fitting, I might try to add more in the future,
Jessy
Just being told the equivalent of “and then they fucked” is vague, since there are far too many different ways they could do it. The extra’s like here, where it gives you an idea about how they do it, give enough fuel for the imagination to make it way more fun~
Teanam
Well, I'm not at all vague about -that- they're doing it, just what -exactly- the two are up to~. I don't want that to be the focus in their relationship, but some tidbits of it every now and then might be not so bad. I also want some more illustrations like the last one where they're much lighter dressed + maybe in a more intimate pose to make up for the lack of details. It's really hard to find an artist that I love for that, though...
Jessy
The extra info makes it more fun~ Being vague about everything can get boring.
