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Culling The Compitetion
🕑 Added 2023-06-04 18:14:36 +0000 UTCI'm sorry little bug, but I really have to do this. I'm honestly not even mad you've fallen for Katarina-sama, I mean it makes sense that even specks like you would see how perfect she is! But your affection for her is a pretty big problem...
Try and see it from my view, either you'll either embarrass you're just going to embarrass yourself, and more importantly Katarina! Do you know how demeaning it will look if a puny bug is trying to court her, all the jealous noble daughters will mock her for years about it! Not to mention, a speck like you would never even stand a chance of landing a single date with a normal-sized woman normally, but with how kind Katarina is I can at least picture it as a possibility... There's far too many people competing for her heart already, even if your presence around her wasn't so insulting I'd want to take you off the board...
Hmm, thinking about it, Katarina can be pretty oblivious, she'd probably just mistake you for an ant anyway. That's actually pretty funny, I'd love to see you throw yourself at her feet, boldly confessing her love only to be squashed by her uncaring sole... A stain on her feet is about all you deserve to be for a goddess like her after all. But still, I think I'll just stomp you out myself. On the off-chance she ever found out she squished you it would upset her for ages, she really is too kind for this world. Personally, I'll feel fine after crushing you underfoot...
