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Mockumentary— The Bat With a Mouth: Witness Testimonies- Chapter 2
🕑 Added 2025-04-22 13:14:08 +0000 UTCHey everyone! Just a quick heads-up — I made a small tiering mistake yesterday. Originally, I didn’t want anyone to get spoiled since the third mockumentary chapter contains material past the free chapters. But I’ve realized that Chapters 1 and 2 are still safely within the free range, so that’s on me.
From now on, I’ll add the chapter range at the start of each mockumentary recap just to be safe.
Mockumentary Chapter 2
Covers:
Sports Festival (Obstacle Race, Cavalry Battle, Final Matches)
Shinsou fight
Todoroki fight
Hero Name Ceremony
Internship arc (Ryukyu & Mirko)
Stain Battle and aftermath
Starting of Forest Lodge Arc
Covers Ryuu Chapters: 24–52 approx.
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(U.A. Year 1, Sports Festival Arc – Saitama Stadium, April 15)
“U.A. Sports Festival – Rise of the Chaos King”
Scene 1: Opening Ceremony & Inko's Arrival
[B-ROLL – Inko being escorted to VIP seating, trying not to cry. Ryuu pretending it’s no big deal. Huge crowds cheering.]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Inko Midoriya – Mother of Madness, Endlessly Tired]
“He told me the seat had a great view of him ‘being awesome.’ Then winked. I... don’t know where he got this confidence. Probably from me.”
Pause.
“But I was glad I was there.”
[TITLE CARD – U.A. Sports Festival Begins]
Scene 1: Obstacle Race – Parkour, Violence, and Petty Rivalry
[B-ROLL – Zero-Pointers rising, students screaming. Ryuu wall-running over bots and flipping off security cams.]
[“B-ROLL – Ryuu kicks off Izuku’s shoulder like it’s a trampoline. Izuku stunned. Bakugo screams two lanes over.”]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Human Springboard, Stunned]
“He used me like a launch pad. And then yelled, ‘If you wanted first place, you should have stacked your bullshit faster.’”
Blinking.
“It was… honestly fair.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Bakugo Katsuki – Rage Condensed, Third Place]
“He beat me by point-one seconds. Called me Number Three.”
Whispers.
“I'm going to liquefy his ego and kidneys, in that order.”
[B-ROLL – CAMERA SLOW ZOOM ON BAKUGO BREATHING THROUGH HIS TEETH]
Sero (off-screen): “Bro’s gonna commit a felony over a nickname.”
Todoroki (deadpan): “Again?”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Civilian Teen Girl – Screaming Fan, Shaking Phone]
“HE FLIPPED OVER A ROBOT AND CALLED IT ‘MILD FOREPLAY.’ WHO IS HE?!”
[TITLE CARD: OBSTACLE RACE WINNER – MIDORIYA RYUU.
“Time: Fast As Fuck Boi.”]
Scene 2: Cavalry Battle – Thighs, Betrayals, and Headbands
[B-ROLL – Ryuu assembling his team: Shoji for mobility, Yaoyorozu for brains (and thighs), and Iida by default.
Yaoyorozu’s expression frozen somewhere between horror and intrigue as Ryuu declares:
“Yaoyao, your thighs, my shoulders. Match made in heaven.”
Momo (internal screaming).]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Yaoyorozu Momo – Thigh Bearer, Morally Shaken]
“I said yes. I don’t even know why.”
Quietly.
“I think… I wanted to win.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shoji – Transport Specialist, Emotionally Numb]
“He said ‘we ride.’ Then started throwing smoke bombs like we were reenacting a war movie.”
Long pause.
“...It worked.”
[CAMERA ON – START OF CAVALRY BATTLE ROUND]
[B-ROLL – Ryuu baits three teams to chase him, leads them through a trap, then snatches headbands and escapes backwards. Crowd screaming. Bakugo sprinting like death incarnate.]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kaminari – Observing Legend, Losing It]
“He stole Bakugo’s headband. While laughing.”
“He called it ‘a completely average, non-special, low-tier headband.’ I think I saw Bakugo’s soul leave his body.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Todoroki – Observing, Processing]
“He used chaos as strategy. That’s… concerning. He also insulted my father’s quirk while breaking my guard. I'm still processing that.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Present Mic – Official Commentary, Unofficial Fan Club President]
“LADIES AND GENTS, MIDORIYA RYUU JUST COMMITTED A TACTICAL KIDNAPPING!”
“HE STOLE A BAND FROM KAMINARI, APOLOGIZED, AND CALLED HIM A ‘DISCOUNT PIKACHU’ MID-FLIGHT!”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Bakugo – Rage Incarnate, Getting Trolled]
“He gave me a fake band.”
“Who does that? Who makes a decoy mid-fight?!”
Breathing heavily.
“I’m going to suplex his skeleton.”
[B-ROLL: Ryuu dodges Bakugo, whispers “Thanks for the bait,” and steals Kaminari’s band.]
[TITLE CARD – FINAL CAVALRY RESULTS: TEAM MIDORIYA WINS.]
Scene 3: Inko Midoriya – VIP Box Reaction Reel
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Inko Midoriya – Proud, Nervous, Constantly in Pain]
“I watched my son dodge explosions, run across robots, flirt mid-air, and headbutt a future CEO.”
Pause.
“...He gets it from me.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Civilian Mom Watching Nearby]
“Is your son the one who called Bakugo ‘Number Four’?”
Inko sighs.
“Yes. He also threatened to suplex the press last week.”
Scene 4: The Hero Speech That Wasn’t
[B-ROLL – Ryuu at the mic. Stadium goes dead quiet.
“Let’s skip the ‘follow your dreams’ garbage.”
“This speech exists so U.A. can pretend they have control over what happens next.”
“Show up. Throw down. Make them remember your name.”
Walks off to explosive applause. Midnight stunned. Aizawa face in hands.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Inko Midoriya – Watching in Horror]
“He insulted the school… and people cheered. I raised this child. I don’t know how it happened, but I did.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Midnight – Caught in a Flirt, Somehow Flattered]
“He said I pulled off the leotard like a queen. I should be mad, but…”
She shrugs.
“He’s not wrong.”
Scene 5: Audience Reaction Chaos
[B-ROLL – Crowd chants “Number Four” at Bakugo. Fans holding Ryuu banners that say things like “Born to Win” and “Bat First, Ask Never.”]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Civilian Teen munching on popcorns – Fangirl, Fully Possessed]
“I didn’t even know who he was before today. Now I have five edits of him on my phone.”
Shows phone.
“Look. LOOK. He dodged an explosion and smiled.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Pro Hero – Snipe]
“He has no ranged capabilities, no defense, and no respect for his own well-being.”
Beat.
“He might be a genius.”
Sigh.
“I hate that I'm impressed.”
Segment Title: “U.A. Sports Festival – The Birth of a Menace”
Scene 1: Audience Watch Begins – Shinsou vs. Ryuu
[B-ROLL – Broadcast booths, food vendors, packed stadium. Cameras zoom in on the family VIP section—Inko Midoriya sits dead-center with a thermos of tea and a death grip on the rail.)
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shinsou Hitoshi – Poor Bastard, Target Acquired]
“I thought I had him. Brainwashed him right away.”
“Then he… laughed? Like I just offered him therapy.”
Pause.
“I’m going to counseling.”
[MATCH FOOTAGE: MIDORIYA VS SHINSOU – ROUND START]
[B-ROLL – Shinsou’s moment of triumph fades as Ryuu starts walking through the brainwash with the scariest grin in school history.]
[PRESENT MIC – BROADCAST CLIP]
“OH SHIT, HE’S BREAKING THROUGH THE MIND CONTROL LIKE A POSSESSED EX-GAMER! SHINSOU’S MONOLOGUE GETS CANCELED!”
[AUDIENCE CAM – Teen Girl Screaming in the Bleachers]
“HE’S SO HOT I MEAN UNHINGED I MEAN—YESSSS HEADBUTT HIMMMM!!”
Scene 2: Post-Shinsou Recovery – Inko Loses Years of Her Life
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Inko Midoriya – Halfway to a Heart Attack]
“He collapsed. Again.”
“And then he stood back up like dying was just a nap.”
Takes deep breath.
“I love my son. I do. But next time I’m sending a decoy.”
Scene 3: Quarterfinals – Iida Fight (aka Speed vs. Spite)
[B-ROLL – The arena becomes a blur. Ryuu baiting Iida into Reciproburst, sidestepping, tripping him, and shouting “Gotcha, bitch!” like it’s a wrestling match.]
[PRESENT MIC]
“RYUU JUST MADE A WHOLE POWERHOUSE TRIP OVER HIS OWN LEGS! CALL THE AMBULANCE, BUT NOT FOR HIM!”
[AUDIENCE MIC – Two Civilian Bros]
“Bro he’s not even a villain. He’s just vibing with violence.”
Scene 4: Final Match – Ryuu vs Todoroki
[B-ROLL – Wide stadium shot. Fire and ice clash. Ryuu charges through smoke with a metal bat and no regard for safety. The crowd is screaming.)
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shoto Todoroki – Ice Prince, Burned Proudly]
“He didn’t let me hold back.”
Pauses.
“He didn’t even give me time to think.”
“He called me a genius, then punched me in the mouth. Honestly? That’s probably the only reason I fought seriously.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Critic of Chaos, Secretly Proud]
“He forced Todoroki to grow. And... he made it look easy.”
Softly.
“I hate how good he is at this.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Pro Hero – Midnight – Professional Commentator, Personal Fan]
“He headbutted a fireball. Tackled the Ice Prince. Then winked at me. I was about to declare him legally dangerous — then he complimented my thighs.”
“...And he flirted with me again. What a day.”
[STADIUM BROADCAST – HeroBuzz Feed]
“Can Midoriya survive the Ice-Fire Royalty of Todoroki? Will he say something insane before the match even begins? Tune in to find out.”
[FAN SECTION – Handmade Signs]
“MIDORIYA RYUU = MY GOD”
“#BOOMBOOMBROKEN”
“I CAME FOR FIREBOY, STAYED FOR BATBOY”
“DEATH BY HEADBUTT (PLEASE)”
“HE’S INSULTING MY CRUSH AND I’M INTO IT”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Inko Midoriya – Staring, Crying, Laughing?]
“That’s my son.”
Shakes head.
“...That’s my son.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Prideball of Emotions]
“He nearly died three times.”
“He broke four bones and flirted with Midnight on live TV.”
Pause. Smiling.
“He’s really grown.”
[FADE TO BLACK — TITLE CARD:]
“AND IN THAT MOMENT, MIDORIYA RYUU BECAME A LEGEND.”
“FESTIVAL SCORE: HEADBUTTS – 3 | BAKUGO’S DIGNITY – 0 | MIDORIYA FAMILY NERVES – COMPLETELY DESTROYED”
Scene 5: Pro Hero Reactions – “We Saw the Signs, We Ignored Them”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Pro Hero – Mirko – Rabbit Hero, Chaos Recruiter]
Scene opens mid-fight, Mirko drop-kicking a villain through drywall. Grins wide. Blood on her lip. Eyes manic.
“I saw that kid fight like a blender with a vendetta. Called dibs right then.”
Grinning.
“He hits like he’s mad at gravity. That’s my kind of intern.”
“He fights dirty, thinks fast, hits like a car crash, and insults people mid-battle like it’s part of his Quirk.”
Punches a villain into unconsciousness mid-sentence.
“So I asked to intern him.”
Big grin.
“No regrets.”
“I don’t need polite. I need someone who gets the job done, leaves the ground smoking, and calls his enemies dumbasses with a death wish.”
Chuckles.
“He’s gonna fit right in.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Pro Hero – Ryukyu – Dragon Hero, Regretting Everything]
[Cut to Ryukyu sitting in her office surrounded by paperwork, iced coffee, and one very loud stress headache.]
“Mirko came to me and said she needed to borrow my agency’s resources. Said she had an intern worth investing in.”
She sighs. Deeply.
“I should’ve asked more questions.”
“Her agency is just her. One person. And now my team is juggling court filings, PR fallout, and one intern who thinks smoke bombs are a love language.”
Glares into camera.
“I said yes because she looked excited. Excited. I should’ve known better.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Pro Hero Side Feed – Notes from the Field]
MIRKO’S REPORT ON RYUU (Handwritten, chaotic):
“Fast. Feral. Thinks with his bat and follows up with insults. Gets shit DONE. Keep him close. Teach him to shut up later.”
RYUKYU’S ADDENDUM (Typed, formal):
“Student displayed high potential and equally high volatility. Recommended supervision includes a tranquilizer dart and five fire extinguishers. Possibly therapy. For us.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: HPSC Internal Memo – Confidential Audio Leak]
“We approved Midoriya Ryuu for internship clearance because we believed Mirko’s intensity could match his unpredictability.”
Static. Paper shuffling. Then a whisper:
“We underestimated them both.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuyu Asui – Class 1-A, Straight Face, Subtle Roast]
“He’s going to be in the field with Mirko now.”
Pauses.
“I give the city two days. Three tops if Ryuu sleeps in.”
[FADE OUT — TITLE CARD]
“NEXT TIME: INTERNSHIP ARC – MIDORIYA RYUU VS. PROFESSIONAL EXPECTATIONS”
“HEROIC GROWTH OR GLORIFIED FELONY?”
[FADE TO BLACK – SEGMENT TITLE: CHAOS GOES PRO]
Segment Title: “From Champion to Intern: When Chaos Goes Pro”
Scene 1: Aftermath – Fame Is a Disease and Ryuu Is Terminal
[B-ROLL – TV screens across Japan show Ryuu headbutting Todoroki, mocking Bakugo, and grinning through blood at the medal ceremony. HeroBuzz hashtags explode.]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Pro Hero – Best Jeanist – Fashion Vigilante, Bakugo’s Problem]
“That boy called my agency a ‘denim cult.’”
“He’s not wrong. But still. It hurt.”
Scene 2: Class 1-A – The Last Calm Before the Next Disaster
[B-ROLL – Students hanging out in class, going over agency offers. Kaminari printing ‘Boom Boom Bitch’ merch. Ryuu relaxing with girls.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – #4 Again, The Rage Grows]
“He says Kingdom’s Cum. In public.”
“I’m going to tear his face off and make it my keychain.”
Segment Title: “Name Thyself, Oh Future Disasters”
(U.A. Hero Name Ceremony – Post-Festival Week)
Scene 2: Setting the Stage – One Whiteboard, 20 Mistakes
[B-ROLL – Class 1-A lined up awkwardly while Midnight stands confidently in front of a whiteboard titled “Provisional Hero Names.” There’s glitter. It does not help.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Midnight – Professional Hero, Regretting the Glitter]
“Hero names are important. They define your identity, your brand, your legacy—”
Pauses as Ryuu raises his hand.
“No, you may not name yourself ‘Daddy Justice.’ That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Jiro – Witness to Tragedy]
“Boy. Predator. He really said it.”
“Out loud. In front of adults. With eye contact.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Iida – Devastated by Auditory Trauma]
“I have heard battle cries, distress calls, and villain monologues.”
“None wounded me like those two words.”
Scene 3: The Spiral Deepens – Ryuu Won’t Stop
[B-ROLL – Midnight erasing “Boy Predator” so aggressively the marker squeals.
“Alright. Second option: Fist Wizard.”
Sero turns to Mina.
“Did he just say...?”
Mina (horrified): “Magical and aggressive.”
Jiro face-down on her desk, whispering: “I hate everything.”
Momo drops her pen. Mina snorts. Kaminari starts coughing.
“What? It’s magical and aggressive.”
“You sound like a One Piece filler villain,” Jiro groans.
“Fine, fine. How about Menace to Society?”
Yaoyorozu, deadpan:
“At least that one’s accurate.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kaminari – In Tears]
“He said ‘Boom Boom Bitch’ should be Bakugo’s name. And then called it BBB for short.”
“I almost passed out from laughing. Bakugo almost passed out from rage.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Bakugo Katsuki – Real Name: Fury Embodied]
“He puts that on a whiteboard and I swear, I’m gonna detonate his surname out of the country.”
Scene 4: Final Decision – Shockingly Sensible
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ryuu Midoriya – Name Unlocked]
“Alright. Final submission: Wildcard.”
Pause.
“It’s clean. It’s honest. It sounds like someone you can’t prepare for.”
Midnight sighs in relief.
“Approved. Immediately. No notes.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Softly Impressed]
“...It’s actually perfect.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa – Watching from the Doorway, Emotionally Dead]
“I blacked out after ‘Fist Wizard.’ Did he finally settle on something?”
[TITLE CARD – FINAL NAME LIST:
Midoriya Ryuu – Wildcard
Bakugo Katsuki – Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight
Izuku Midoriya – Deku (protested by Ryuu, veto failed)
Mineta – Pervert (pending court decision)
Scene 3: Train Station Send-Off – 1-A Internships Begin
[B-ROLL – Students saying goodbye, rolling luggage, general anxiety. Ryuu makes raincoat fashion look violent. Izuku looks like he’s about to cry again.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Parting Words]
“Don’t do anything that would make Mom sad.”
He hugs him tight.
“Don’t die.”
He is a good brother.
(KYOTO CITY · RYUKYU HERO AGENCY · U.A. YEAR 1 – MONTH 2)
Segment Title: “The Wildcard Internship: No Dropkicks, No Problem”
(U.A. Year 1, Week 6 – Ryuu’s First Pro Internship)
Scene 1: Orientation with Ryukyu – The Rules
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ryukyu – Dragon Hero, Trying Her Best]
“He filled out the assignment form with ‘Too early for this crap.’”
“Then asked if he could file his reports in meme format.”
Flatly.
“This is my life now.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mirko – Rabbit Hero, Barely Hiding Amusement]
“Kid’s got footwork and fuck-it energy. He’s reckless, but smart.”
“Also called my outfit ‘biker mugger couture.’ Still not over that.”
Scene 2: Patrol Montage – Boredom & Bad Attitude
[B-ROLL – Ryuu walking behind Mirko and Ryukyu, yawning obnoxiously. At one point, he’s spinning his bat like a bored toddler.]
Civilians glance and whisper
A vendor asks if he’s Mirko’s sidekick or her intern-slash-feral child
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Civilian Passerby – Local Grandpa munching on sunflower seeds]
“That boy got the look of a troublemaker. Cute though. You think he’s single?”
Ryuu Breaks Reality: TF?
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mirko – Mid-Patrol Interview]
“He asked if he could bring snacks next time. Said ‘the streets are boring if you’re not legally allowed to cause damage.’”
Scene 3: Training Day – “Try Not to Die” Edition
[B-ROLL – Sparring footage. Mirko vs. Ryuu. The ratio is… brutal.]
Ryuu flies across the room
Lands. Groans. Stands up again
Mirko smirks like a wolf watching a squirrel attempt kung fu
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mirko – Having Way Too Much Fun]
“He’s loud. He’s cocky. But he learns.”
[B-ROLL – Training aftermath. Ryuu crawling toward water. Mirko throws a towel at him, not to him.]
Voice off-screen (probably Mirko):
“Get up. Heroes don't limp unless it makes headlines.”
Scene 4: Simulation Scenario – The Sidekick Reading Test
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Sidekick #1 – Shadow Bind]
“He said my boots scream ‘sideways motion’ and my stance screams ‘control freak.’”
Twitching.
“I have never felt so naked in my life.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Sidekick #2 – Metal Grip]
“He guessed my quirk. Then psychoanalyzed my dating habits based on my shoulder posture.”
“...He was right.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mirko – Genuinely Impressed]
“He called me a ‘hyperviolent ADHD grenade with commitment issues.’”
Grinning.
“Not wrong.”
Scene 5: The Stain Incident Begins – Rooftop Betrayal
[B-ROLL – Night. Ryuu leaning over the city skyline. Eyes serious. Bat gripped tight.
Text on screen:
[Location: Hosu. Assignment: Observation Only. Reality: Not a Chance.]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Oblivious Until It Was Too Late]
“He texted me: ‘Hold Iida back. He is going to make a mistake.’”
Pause.
“I didn’t realize that it was a decoy.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Stain (Post-Fight Interview, Hospital Shackled)]
“He mocked me. Then beat me with a bat. Then told me ‘Think, Stain’ and walked away while I was still bleeding.”
“He called me a ‘homeless ninja’ and a ‘budget Sasuke with a blood fetish.’”
Softly.
“...I still don’t know what hit me harder. The bat. Or the words.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mirko – Watching the Footage]
“He went off-script.”
“But... he saved three lives. And exposed Stain’s entire philosophy as a joke. With his mouth.”
“I hate that I’m proud.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ryukyu – Filing the Report]
“He’s a liability. A loud, impulsive, disobedient liability.”
Beat.
“...And I’d trust him in a crisis over half the hero agencies I know.”
Scene Title: “So You Beat a Serial Killer... Now What?”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ryukyu – Formerly in Control, Now Just Surviving]
“The boy beat the Hero Killer and insulted a police chief in the same afternoon.”
“He’s the best intern I’ve ever had. And the reason I now drink during meetings.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuragamae – Police Chief, Deeply Done]
“He named his vigilante stunt the ‘Hero Internship Emergency Response Initiative.’”
“I want that acronym off my desk. Permanently.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mirko – Problem Encourager, Probably Regretful]
“Look, I just taught him footwork. I didn’t teach him to weaponize sarcasm like it’s a Quirk.”
Beat.
“Okay, I might have encouraged it.”
[B-ROLL – A TV screen in the U.A. Class 1-A plays Ryuu’s fight with Stain in slow motion, set to dramatic music. The class is watching in various states of horror, pride, and laughter.]
[Ochako Uraraka]
“He… did that. And now the internet is calling him 'Stain Remover’ and 'Bat Gremlin Supreme.’ I can’t believe this is real.”
[Kaminari Denki]
“He dropped a man with a bat and six memes. I’ve never been prouder.”
[Mina Ashido]
“They’re already making merch. One of the shirts says ‘Think, Stain!’ and the back has Ryuu holding a bat like a mic.”
She bursts into laughter.
“I’m buying five. Maybe six if my allowance holds out.”
[Iida Tenya]
“He risked everything. Disobeyed orders. Lied. Put himself in harm’s way.”
Pause.
“...And he saved lives.”
“I hated him. For a moment. Because he was right. And I wasn’t.”
[Todoroki Shoto]
“Stain was supposed to be a symbol. Ryuu turned him into a joke. That’s more dangerous than any fire.”
[Aizawa Shouta]
“You don’t send Ryuu Midoriya to follow a rulebook. You send him to write a new one.”
Tired sigh.
“Unfortunately, he uses crayons.”
[BLACK SCREEN – TEXT ON SCREEN]
“RYUU MIDORIYA VS. STAIN – WINNER: THE BAT”
[CAMERA ON – FAN CAM, BLURRY FOOTAGE]
Voice in background: “Did he just call Stain ‘Sasuke if he never got laid’?”
Second voice: “Yeah. And then beat him with a baseball bat. Twice.”
[B-ROLL – Outside the school. A news crew tries to get a quote from U.A. staff. Nezu politely declines. Then stares into the camera like a man five seconds from orchestrating an assassination.]
[Nezu]
“We’re very proud of all our students. And we remain committed to shaping future heroes.”
Smile flickers.
“Some require… stronger containment protocols.”
[CAMERA – Cut to a HeroTV Roundtable Panel]
[Pro Hero – Mt. Lady]
“I was told not to comment on minors but—that kid? That kid is a problem. A hot problem, but still.”
[Pro Hero – Best Jeanist]
“He’s completely unrefined. Vulgar. Dangerous. And oddly fashionable.”
[Bystander Interview Clip – Outside a Takoyaki Stand]
“My daughter drew Ryuu Midoriya beating up Stain. In crayon. The bat had sparkles. We put it on the fridge.”
[Bystander Interview Clip – Teen Civilian with permanent red face and hot breath]
“He said ‘They still save people, Stain.’ It was like a meme and a mic drop and a philosophical thesis all in one. I might switch my major to being like him.”
[Social Media Screencap – Trending Topic]
#BatboyBlessed
#ThinkStain
#HotMessHero
#RyuuForPresident?
[CAMERA ON – Aizawa Watching the Trending List]
“I told them not to let him talk. Or fight. Or breathe near cameras.”
Drinks coffee. Dead inside.
“They didn’t listen.”
Segment Title: “The Midoriya Effect”
Scene 1: Commission Debrief – The Burnout & The Brand
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Nezu – Principal, Chessmaster, Currently Holding Back Violence]
“He called himself ‘publicly misunderstood.’”
Sips tea.
“He’s not wrong. But the misunderstanding is often… intentional.”
“I keep telling the Commission: You don’t tame a storm by yelling at it. You build better shelters.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: All Might – Mentor, Concerned Smiler]
“He stood in front of the world, said what they wanted to hear, then looked me dead in the eye like he was daring me to say thank you.”
“There’s always a layer under Ryuu. Sarcasm on the outside. Fire beneath it.”
Pause.
“Sometimes I worry we only see the smoke.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Recovery Girl – Tired of His Medical Chart]
“You can’t medicate personality.”
“But I have tried.”
Scene 2: Class 1-A – Still Processing the Storm
[B-ROLL – Classroom, morning after the press conference. Kaminari scrolling. Jiro playing a low, chaotic bass riff. Mina flipping through a gossip magazine with Ryuu’s face on the cover, labeled ‘Hero? Menace? Meme Lord?’]
[Kaminari Denki]
“They’re calling him the ‘Bat Icon.’ Like he’s Batman if Batman had brain damage and a Twitter account.”
[Jiro Kyoka]
“I watched him lie on national television with zero hesitation.”
Smirks.
“Honestly? Respect.”
[Mina Ashido]
“He held eye contact with a government official while smiling. That’s villain origin energy.”
[Shoto Todoroki]
“He fought Stain. Twice. Made him cry, once. Then made him go viral.”
Looks away.
“That’s a win.”
[Tsuyu Asui]
“He flirts with death like it’s a running joke.”
“It’s not funny. But… it kind of is.”
[Iida Tenya]
“He doesn’t follow rules. He dismantles them.”
Pause. Glasses push.
“...And then files a report claiming the wreckage is ‘performance art.’”
Scene 3: Faculty Meeting – Containment Discussion
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa Shouta – Mentally Drained, Spiritually Feral]
“Every time he opens his mouth, someone in PR dies.”
“But every time he acts, someone survives.”
Long silence.
“I hate how that balances out.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Present Mic – Living Amp, Backup Therapist]
“He’s got rhythm. Timing. Punchlines that hit harder than actual punches.”
“...Kid’s funny. But it’s the kind of funny that hides something broken.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Cementoss – Literature Teacher, Emotional Excavator]
“You don’t write quips like that unless you know how to bleed with precision.”
“His pain is curated. That’s dangerous.”
Scene 4: Family Fallout – Inko’s World
[B-ROLL – A simple kitchen. Inko chopping vegetables aggressively while the TV plays behind her. Ryuu’s face frozen mid-sarcastic answer.
[Inko Midoriya]
“He calls me ‘Mom’ with the same tone he uses to make police officers cry.”
“That boy is two memes and one trauma flashback away from being institutionalized.”
She flips a pan. Hard.
“But I’ll still make him dinner. Because that’s what mothers do.”
[CAMERA ON – Midoriya Household, a bit later. Izuku walks into the room mid-interview.]
[Izuku Midoriya]
“He’s exhausting. He really is.”
Sits. Shrugs.
“But if I ever get thrown in front of a villain again? I hope he’s the one who breaks the rules.”
Scene 5: Meme Fallout – The Internet Has Decided
[B-ROLL – Social media clips, fan edits, headlines. Ryuu headbutting Stain with dubstep remixes. Reaction videos. Hashtag storms.]
“#WildCard”
“#MidoriyaUnhinged”
“#C**-Stain?”
“#LetRyuuSpeak (trending next to #PleaseDon’tLetRyuuSpeak)”
[CAMERA ON – HeroTV Commentator Panel]
[Analyst #1]
“He’s got something. Charisma? Raw appeal? Maybe just chaos. But it works.”
[Analyst #2]
“He’s a disaster wrapped in a hoodie. And the people love him.”
[Analyst #3]
“Is he a hero? I don’t know. But I’d watch him save the world. Or destroy it. Either way, I’m tuning in.”
[TITLE CARD – BLACK SCREEN]
“Some people break the rules.”
“Some rewrite them.”
“He doesn’t even read them.”
RYUU MIDORIYA: WILDCARD APPROVED. GOVERNMENT TOLERATED. CLASSROOM CERTIFIED MENACE.
(U.A. Year 1, Month 3)
Segment Title: "Nobody’s Normal and That’s Fine"
Scene 1: Race
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Blasted into Fifth, Still Screaming]
“I know he sabotaged that pipe.”
Teeth grinding.
“He made it collapse. On me. And then pretended like it was gravity’s fault.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Denki Kaminari – Electric Rodent, Laughing Too Hard]
“He looked me in the eye and said, ‘Wow, Number Four’s now Number Five.’”
“We were all too scared to laugh at first. Then he doubled down and said it was a national crisis.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Sero Hanta – Sticky Cam Guy, Secretly Impressed]
“It’s like he has an instinct for the exact worst thing to say that’ll stick with you forever.”
Pause.
“Kinda beautiful. Like trauma poetry.”
[B-ROLL – Obstacle Race Playback]
Ryuu casually swinging his hand while running
Bakugo slipping on a pipe, screaming
Ryuu looking at the camera and mouthing, “Oops.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tokoyami Fumikage – Darkness, Dignity, & Detention]
“His commentary could dismantle nations.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuyu Asui – Strategic Frog, Vibing]
“I didn’t win, but watching Bakugo fall? Ribbit. Worth it.”
(Musutafu, Year 1, Month 3)
Segment Title: “Test Scores & Tactical Chaos: The Wildcard Arc Rolls On”
Scene 1: Study Group Mayhem
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Student Rep, Studying for Revenge]
“He beat me. At something academic.”
Flat.
“And then he offered me notes.”
Pause.
“I hate him.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kaminari Denki – Windows XP Brain, Upgraded]
“He roasted me, called my brain outdated software—and still helped me pass.”
“I think that’s how mentorship works?”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Jiro Kyoka – Music Nerd, Now Tutor-Scarred]
“He’s a better teacher than most pros.”
“Also evil. But in a productive way.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa – Observing From Behind the Door, Smiling Inside]
“I knew he was smart.”
“The surprise is that he shared.”
Scene 2: Dinner With the Hagakures & Dating Queues
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mrs. Hagakure – Warm, Terrifying When Needed]
“He complimented my daughter like a poet and then asked for more rice.”
Smiling.
“He’s... weird. But I like him.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mr. Hagakure – Fork Still in Hand, Trust Issues Ongoing]
“She kissed him on the cheek and he froze like a criminal under a spotlight.”
“I still don’t trust him.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Toru Hagakure – Flustered Girl, Proud Artist’s Subject]
“He called me beautiful like it was a fact, not a compliment.”
Presumably Red-faced.
“Then said I was like a flower. What the hell, Ryuu?”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mina Ashido – Chaos Queen, Scheduling the Boy’s Heart]
“He’s got a list now. A romantic queue. It sounded fun so I joined. Didn’t know others would too.”
“It’s unhinged. It’s hilarious. It’s Ryuu.”
Scene 3: Practical Exam: Mouse Traps
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Yaoyorozu – Team Leader, Emotionally Compromised]
“We fought Nezu.”
Beat.
“No. Let me rephrase. We tried to fight Nezu.”
“He tried to kill us.”
[B-ROLL – Rapid security footage montage: Nezu’s mechanical deathtraps, EMP storms, simulated gunfire, and one AI forklift marked “DO NOT APPROACH.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Nezu – Battlefield Designer, Smug as Hell]
“Mr. Midoriya called me a ‘rat bastard’ and threatened to launch me to the moon.”
Tail twitches.
“I was delighted.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Sero – Human Tape Roll, Still Spinning]
“I saw him run face-first into a forklift at full speed and win.”
“I don’t know what his plan was. But it worked.”
Scene 4: Galaxy Impact
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Yaoyorozu – Sitting in the Debrief Room, Shaking Slightly]
“He said ‘Galaxy Impact.’”
Blankly.
“And then launched himself into the sky.”
“I think he made up the move name mid-jump.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kaminari Denki – Cheer Squad, Proud Gremlin]
“Bro activated his shonen main character arc. I stood up and clapped. Don’t even care if we failed.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa – Bandaged Up From Stress Alone]
“He burned his feet. Nearly blacked out. Called it a ‘calculated play.’”
Pause.
“He is lying.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Nezu – Sipping From a ‘WORLD’S BEST ANTAGONIST’ Mug]
“They adapted. They grew. Mr. Midoriya in particular proved he’s not just chaos.”
“I did it for character growth,” Nezu said, unleashing the flamethrower drone.
“He’s controlled chaos. And that... is far more interesting.”
Segment Title: “Claws, Crushes, and Cliffside Consequences”
Scene 1: Galaxy Impact Fallout & Forbidden Exams
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Yaoyorozu Momo – Voice of Reason, Frequently Ignored]
“He nearly cratered Nezu.”
“And when I asked if it was intentional, he said, ‘Close enough.’”
Beat.
“It was close.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: All Might – Orbital Strike Prevention Officer]
“He was… committed.”
“I don’t doubt he would’ve followed through.”
Pause.
“That scares me more than it should.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Nezu – Victim (Alleged), Supreme Instigator]
“He called me a rat. Again.”
“But in his defense, I did arm the battlefield with robots and simulated artillery.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Hagakure – Traumatized by Invisibility Logistics]
“He’s banned from my training exams now.”
Quietly.
“It’s hard enough being naked in combat without Ryuu Midoriya narrating.”
Scene 2: Aquarium Date: Frog + Feral = Flirt Combat
[B-ROLL – Tsuyu and Ryuu at the aquarium. He’s calm for once. Kind of. Until the jellyfish exhibit turns into a monologue about underwater monarchies.]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuyu Asui – Emotionally Unbothered, Probably Smarter Than You]
“He compared octopuses to royalty.”
Deadpan.
“Said they’d probably have coral thrones.”
“I laughed. I think I even liked it. Don’t tell him.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Brother, Walking Blackmail File, Certified Snitch]
“He came home smiling. Smiling.”
“So I told Mom.”
Shrug.
“I’d do it again.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Inko Midoriya – Certified Mother of Menace]
“I knew it was a date.”
“He tried to retreat. So I followed him up the stairs.”
“No one escapes me.”
[B-ROLL – Snapshot montage: Tsuyu flicks Ryuu, he grins and squeezes her side.
Scene 3: The Forest Arrives. So Does Death.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mineta – Still Here, Unfortunately]
“They tied me up. Like, burrito-style.”
“Honestly? Fair.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kaminari – Human Power Bank, Realizing It]
“They brought me because I can charge their tech. I’m not a classmate. I’m a USB cable.”
Voice cracking.
“Ryuu said it with a straight face.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Bakugo – Feral and Foaming]
“He told me to explode the air somewhere else.”
“I will kill him.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ochako Uraraka – Learning to Lead, Against Her Will]
“He said, ‘If you don’t get over it, we all die. No pressure.’”
Sighs.
“That helped. Somehow.”
[B-ROLL – Animation based on description. Cliffside chaos. Ryuu coordinating mid-air weight shift. Landing hard. Everyone lives. Barely.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Logistics Chief, Terminally Exasperated]
“We land. We regroup. He checks on everyone.”
"He didn't even grunt after that landing. Is it hot in here?"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuyu Asui – Cool in Crisis, Usually]
“He’s reckless.”
“But when things fall apart… we follow him.”
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa – Somehow Not Surprised]
“He leads with sarcasm.”
“And fights like he’s got nothing to lose.”
Quiet.
“That’s what scares me most.”
[FADE TO BLACK – TEXT ON SCREEN]
“He earned the rep. He outran the rules.”
“But peace was never in the script.”
[TITLE CARD – NEXT SEGMENT: FOREST LODGE INCIDENTS]
"Where Chaos Meets Consequence."
Comments
TheFanficGOD
In "Chapter 45- Numba 1" I showed his ranking. He is top of his class. Academically he is a nerd, although a secret one.
hector lyng
How is he doing at school? I feel there should be an exclusive category for Ryuu.
