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[TSSIM] Chapter 288: Dangerous Dance
🕑 Added 2023-10-16 21:24:09 +0000 UTCAt this moment, Homura was feeling a bit annoyed.
"And then what?" Homura asked his little sister. "What do you plan to use it for?"
"I can use it to draw some really good sensual scenes for the game..." Sagiri muttered.
'Sensual scene? Alright, she wins... even though it's the all-ages version, sensual scenes are still necessary after all. It's like the sensual scenes when vampires are drinking human blood on the neck. Wait, isn't there a saying that being bitten by a vampire is a very pleasurable experience? Hmm... now that I think about it, using this for sensual scenes isn't a bad idea...'
As Homura was busy with his wild thoughts, Sagiri finally finished charging her mysterious energy called 'oniium'.
After coming down from Homura's back, Sagiri seemed somewhat intoxicated, her face turning slightly red and stumbling as she walked toward the activity room.
Homura and the others exchanged glances and followed her, all curious about the effect of this 'oniium' thingy.
Fortunately, they didn't have to wait long.
Sagiri quickly drew an image of Shirou and Rin performing a magical energy transfer.
"!!!"
The drawing didn't show anything explicit, but it still exuded sensuality!
"It's certainly sensual enough..." Homura rubbed his slightly itchy nose.
Elf, on the other hand, was ecstatic, her eyes gleaming as she gazed at the drawing.
"I've decided! From now on, Eromanga-sensei will use this secret technique to draw all my novel illustrations!"
'Have you considered the feelings of the portable chargers which is me?' Homura thought, his right eyebrow twitching.
"I don't know anyone with that name!" Sagiri retorted instinctively.
"That's fine!" Elf gave a thumbs up. "I know, and that's what matters!"
Seeing Elf's reaction, Sagiri couldn't help but feel like this wasn't going as per the usual script.
"Now that Elf is satisfied—"
Just as Homura talked and turned to leave, Elf grabbed him again.
"Homura, you can't escape." Elf said with a firm expression.
"Alright, alright... I'll compose the music first."
Helplessly, Homura changed his shirt and headed to the music room.
Although he had a music room at home, it hadn't undergone proper soundproofing and the like, so it was definitely not as good as the music rooms and recording studios out there.
Even though he rarely recorded music at home, he had no other choice this time.
In about fifteen minutes, Homura had composed a rather peculiar-sounding piece of music. Before long, as he emerged from the music room, Elf approached him eagerly.
"How is it? How is it?"
Elf couldn't contain her excitement, making Homura smile.
"Let's go to the backyard." Homura said, heading to the backyard.
Seeing him, the others followed him, curious to see what he had come up with in such a short time.
However, they all soon looked puzzled as Homura had set up a camera.
"Homura-kun, is this... for uploading online?" Megumi tilted her head, her voice soft and curious.
"That's right, I want everyone to do their own versions and have fun with it. I'm curious to see if there are any experts out there." Homura chuckled.
Everyone exchanged glances, sensing that he might be up to something big.
"Is the dance you want to perform difficult, Homura-kun?" Nanami couldn't help but ask.
"Well... " Homura thought for a moment before nodding. "Yeah, among the people we know, I don't think anyone else can pull it off, besides me."
Upon hearing his answer, their astonishment was palpable, yet they also found it increasingly intriguing.
"So, does that mean no one else can do it?" Izumi inquired, puzzled.
"It's hard to say..." Homura shook his head. "That's why I want to see if there are any experts out there."
"If that's the case, then doesn't it mean Senpai is an expert?" Nayuta said playfully.
"Not necessarily." the Elf chimed in. "It could be an embarrassing dance that most people aren't willing to do. So, of course, ordinary people wouldn't dare to do it."
"..."
Upon hearing her words, Homura was speechless for a moment before shaking his head.
"Enough talking, let's get started."
In the next moment, as Homura played the music on his phone, the rhythmic intro began.
"Why does this sound like disco?" Utaha questioned.
"It does sound like it... but there's something odd about it." Eriri nodded.
"Now that the storm has passed, It's time to confess~"
"I shake away my vertigo~"
"So, with a one, two, three, I dance, and with a four, five, or six, I dance~"
It was none other than an anime ending song of 'Kill Me Baby'—'The True Secret of Our Feelings (Futari no Kimochi no Honto no Himitsu)'.
Although the song itself was catchy, the dance set it apart.
Each move seemed ordinary on its own, but when combined, it was almost superhuman. It posed a challenge even for experienced dancers. One could argue that this song and dance combo was just as captivating as 'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss', but with a more joyful vibe.
Even though the beginning of his performance was relatively tame, with Homura's skill and a set of challenging moves, the girls were left stunned.
They couldn't help but feel that the initial moves were amusing, but why were they becoming more and more flamboyant?
As they watched Homura dance, there were somersaults, flips, and many moves executed mid-air.
Was this even meant to be danced?
In just ninety seconds, the dance was over, and Homura had stopped recording before the girls could fully comprehend what they had just witnessed.
Clap! Clap!
"Everyone... snap out of it!"
Homura clapped his hands and called out to everyone.
"You really have to be an expert to pull this off..." Eriri twitched her lips.
"I wasn't exaggerating, was I? How many people do you think could do that?" Homura grinned.
"There are probably quite a few people with the skills like Homura-kun, but could they do it?" Megumi shook her head.
"Probably not, but that's not my concern." Homura pondered for a moment then turned to Elf. "So, what do you think? Satisfied?"
"Very satisfied! Once you upload this video, it's going to be a big hit!" Elf nodded enthusiastically.
'You just want to see the excitement, don't you?' Homura thought to himself. "Alright, let me get this done."
Without delay, he started editing the video and, after ensuring everything was in order, made a post.
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[Minamiya: So, Yamada Elf-sensei suddenly wanted to see me dance, so I had to spontaneously compose a song and make some dance moves. In the end, I decided to record it for everyone to enjoy together. Oh, and hey, feel free to cover the song, but seriously, don't try the dance moves unless you're a pro! It's dangerous! (Attached video and audio)]
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"Dangerous..." Utaha raised an eyebrow. "Why is it that when you mention the dance, the more enthusiastic you seem to be?"
"Homura, you're not doing this on purpose, are you?" Eriri looked at Homura skeptically.
"How could I? Nobody's foolish enough. Besides, it's all just for fun." Homura responded with a smile before thinking to himself. 'Well, I've seen plenty of people doing it in my past life though.'
"Heeheehee... things are getting interesting." Elf chuckled, holding her phone and making a slightly eerie laugh.
