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Hughammer Chapter 5
🕑 Added 2023-09-22 08:28:10 +0000 UTCThe Empyran itself screamed. I did not discriminate, whether it be chaos worlds within the warp, chunks of divine domains... Or anything else.
Great tendrils of flesh, galactic in scale and conceptually immune to magic, heat, kinetic energy, gravity, and other reality-warping effects squeezed the entire Warp together with my cold eyes staring down within the realm as entities within rallied to stop my actions.
First was Khorne, wielding a great Waraxe in one hand, and a large sword-handed sword in his other hand with each all but screaming with dangerous enchantments and effects upon the weapons should they lay into my flesh.
But even as the Chaos God of war slashed into a titanic tentacle he couldn't react fast enough as the flesh healed faster than light speed and fully engulfed his form within the single terribly strong tentacle that was strangling thousands of chaotic stars to death at the same time as well as crushing Khorne's very essence within its flesh.
""̶I̸ ̵a̷m̴ ̵t̶h̷e̷ ̶f̷l̶e̶s̵h̵ ̶t̷h̶a̵t̸ ̸s̴c̵r̶e̶a̵m̴s̴ ̵i̷n̷ ̴d̷e̴a̴t̷h̵ ̸a̸n̷d̶ ̸b̵i̷r̷t̸h̸!̶ ̶T̷o̶u̵c̷h̷i̵n̶g̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̶s̶o̵n̷ ̶i̶s̴ ̵t̷h̶e̷ ̷l̷a̷s̵t̶ ̶t̵h̷i̶n̴g̸ ̵y̶o̵u̵ ̵s̶h̸a̷l̷l̴ ̷d̶o̶ ̴i̶n̵ ̵t̷h̵i̷s̶ ̷e̶x̷i̸s̶t̴e̴n̷c̴e̶.̸"̵ My eldritch voice spoke throughout the warp and I felt the soul of the Tyrranids Hive Mind who was watching recoil at the sight of how I was compressing the entire Warp smaller and smaller with my tentacles that wrapped around it.
Then a lance of golden light slammed into another tentacle and I peered down and saw a golden humanoid figure wreathed in necrotic energy and fueled by faith standing next to my tentacle that was dredging through the Sol systems section of the warp and with merely an eye roll I swatted the Emperor of Mankind's soul back into his corpse and then with a flex of my will I stuck a portion of my will into his soul so that as his soul returned to his corpse the tiny wisp of my will could restory his body.
And then to pay back the karma of him being a dick. I made the Emperor into an Empress and then finally as my will left her form, I twisted her new mind into believing that her main issue with her Primarchs was the terrible trust and love she had for them...
So her giving birth naturally and giving a new generation of Primarchs love would go so much better.
I couldn't help a mental snicker at how bullshit that thought was as looking into the future I could already see how the events would play out and explode into the 'Empresses' face.
Regardless though I continued crushing Chaos piece by piece, killing billions of demons every second as the sea of souls compressed deeper and deeper and as a bolt of lightning that could shatter planets crashed into one of my tentacles I only raised an eyebrow as I could feel bacteria of all fucking things trying to kill me alongside some little bitch trying to tamper with my mind.
"̵S̴l̸a̴a̸n̷e̸s̵h̶.̸.̷.̸ ̵Y̴o̶u̷ ̷w̸a̴n̸t̵ ̷i̵n̶t̵o̷ ̵m̵y̷ ̵m̴i̸n̴d̷?̴"̷ I teased and then I dragged Slaanesh's screaming consciousness into my own and then I locked her into a time-loop being forced to watch barney sing the 'I love you' song for ten thousand years every second in natural time.
Then I heard a twisted voice speak out as though through a bird's throat. "What will it take you to stop what you are doing?" Tzeentch frankly asked as his multiwinged twisted changing form flew in front of my massive eyes that eclipsed his form.
At his blunt question teeth and eyes formed across the Warp as I equally and bluntly replied. "I̷ ̵a̷m̸ ̷g̴o̵i̴n̵g̶ ̴t̶o̴ ̴s̶t̷u̷f̷f̸ ̷y̸o̴u̶ ̶i̴n̷t̴o̸ ̵a̷ ̸s̸l̸u̵t̶t̸y̸ ̸l̶i̶b̸r̶a̴r̵i̶a̸n̷ ̴o̴u̷t̶f̵i̴t̶,̵ ̴s̷h̵a̴t̶t̶e̶r̷ ̴y̷o̷u̷r̵ ̸s̶o̸u̵l̴,̷ ̸a̸n̶d̵ ̶t̶h̵e̷n̸ ̶b̸i̴n̵d̵ ̵y̷o̷u̴ ̸t̴o̶ ̸e̶v̸e̵r̵y̸ ̴l̸i̴b̸r̷a̵r̸y̴ ̷i̷n̵ ̷e̷x̴i̴s̷t̸e̴n̶c̸e̶ ̷t̶o̵ ̶s̵e̴r̵v̶e̷ ̷t̵h̴e̵r̷e̸ ̴e̴t̵e̶r̶n̷a̸l̷l̷y̴.̶" I could feel Tzeentch's pure terror as Khorne finally screamed out his death cry as his essence shattered within my tentacles... As honestly, Khorne had nothing appealing to him, nor did he particularly anger me.
I knew should he have gotten my son, he would have made a great warrior out of him until I came and killed the god anyway... But seeing as he didn't attempt to tentacle or do weird bird fetish things with my son he got to die easily. Unlike Slaanesh and Tzeentch, as I tore apart the God of Changes essence, breaking it apart peice by peice into thousands of pieces so that when I got back I could have fun making an army of slutty librarian homunculi for Tzeentch to forced and bound within, with little to no magical power.
And finally, slow as ever Nurgle's essence attempted to corrupt me, kill me with disease and pestilence... And I fucking laughed as Nurgle choked and gasped as I snarled out as Nurgles essence seemingly boiled as the pure and clear liquid seeped from his form. "I̶ ̵o̶n̶c̶e̵ ̵f̸o̶u̶n̸d̸ ̵a̵n̸ ̵e̸n̵t̷i̴r̷e̴ ̶d̷i̷m̷e̴n̵s̴i̵o̴n̴ ̸o̴f̵ ̸h̷o̵l̸y̵ ̸r̷u̷b̵b̴i̴n̸g̵ ̴a̷l̸c̸o̶h̵o̷l̷.̵.̴.̶ ̷C̸h̸o̶k̴e̷ ̴o̴n̶ ̵i̷t̷,̴ ̴y̴o̶u̵ ̵p̴a̴t̷h̴e̸t̶i̷c̶ ̶o̵v̷e̴r̸g̶r̷o̶w̵n̵ ̶c̶o̵m̸m̴o̷n̷ ̵c̷o̵l̴d̶.̸" I taunted him unable to feel nothing but incredulity as the god of pestilence attempted to kill me with a fraction of my domain over the concept of flesh and life itself.
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With the four Chaos Gods broken. Within less than the next five more minutes I had crushed the entire warp and then for shits and giggles, I tore half of the Tyrannid hive minds soul in half leaving it screaming and flailing as its countless creatures under its control went mad attacking one another and would probably lead to the majority of the hive fleets within this galaxy being all but ruined until the Hive Mind recovered from my bored bitch smack for trying to take a nibble out of my F̴̦̠̜̥͑͊̈̄̋̂̿̋͛̚͝l̸̡̩̖̩̆́̔͗̑̆̀͛̚é̸̝͙̞̖̣̟̪̩̗̀́̅̌̕͘̕̕͝͠s̷̛̭͍̖̰͝h̴̩̠̬͓̫͍͍̗̣͆̚ͅ.
"Anything else???" I muttered looking around the galaxy of Warhammer 40k and after a moment of thought about stuffing all the Necron's minds into bodies of flesh and blood for the hell of it, I decided that was enough. With the Warp crushed down into a planet-sized ball of spiritual energy that I could use as the fuel for another cheat for another Jake I was going to reincarnate, I was done here, I had no interest in this universe really. "Now to go whoop my son's ass for making me work," I spoke into the void of the spiritual seal that even now I could feel was refilling with the souls of Aeldari, Orks, and other beings and hopefully, it wouldn't reform Chaos with the same Chaos gods but I didn't care at this point.
"Oi! You didn't fight us you git! We were busy fighting in another galaxy!" A voice roared at me and I looked over and saw two larger-than-solar system orcs running at me which were obviously Gork and Mork but in response, I just flipped them off and fell back into the portal back into my home reality as they roared with anger.
Comments
Azazyel
Yeah.... I kinda forgot writing this Fleshcrafter Jake lmao
Asriels
Was there a fleshcrafter or was that apart of the hughammer?
RandomAsian
... And we missed out on buff sexy orc ladies... so sad
