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Pokemon, Multiversal Streamer Chapter 4
🕑 Added 2024-01-18 14:29:05 +0000 UTC"Oh dear." I muttered hearing my system ping out.
[Total Massacre X1] [Have one of your own Pokemon hit a wild or trainer Pokemon with so much power that the hapless target is in pieces with said pieces not even weighing more a single ounce per piece.] [Reward= Strengthen current Pokemon's psychological attack abilities.]
Sooo basically if I utterly obliterate some poor bastard of a pokemon to the point that they can't even find all the parts of the being... The Pokemon's 'killing intent' or whatever will be strengthened which will affect moves like Roar and others.
But I was going to avoid getting this up as Rose pinched my jeans and pointed at Rattata with a bit of Mystic Fire forming in her free hand as her mind touched mine and conveyed a hope, a desire, to burn!
'Did I get the Megumin of the Ralts line?' I thought with my face twitching and I said calmly. "No Rose... Try not to kill the little Rattata."
And as though understanding my wish Rose wilted next to me with her little round head looking down as she actually kicked the ground beneath her feet but feeling my amusement I could feel her mental snort as she stomped towards the Rattata.
But as we came closer to the Rattata which turned and hissed at us in clear agitation as it could tell we wanted its smoke. A loud shout rang out. "Stop! That Rattata is mine!"
I stopped and turned around and saw a young boy with a hat turned backward on his head was dramatically pointing at me with a Pokeball in his hand and seeing my eyes lock onto his, he continued to speak dramatically. "Ha! You met my eyes on the route, that means we have to do a Pokemon battle and the winner gets to capture that top percentage Rattata!"
My lips twitched and I looked back at the Rattata and couldn't help but complain. "Little man... That Rattata doesn't have a kings gene and isn't even shiny. How is he a 'top percentage' Rattata?"
The young boy actually sneered and wiped his nose with the finger he was pointing at me with. And then in unison he started taking shrunken down poke balls from his waist and my face went utterly flat as from a literal dozen fucking poke balls came a whole rat race of Rattata's!
"See! I am the strongest Rattata trainer in the world and I know a top Rattata when I see one! That one right that, just needs a tiny bit of my personalized care and he will evolve into the strongest Raticate in the world! His fangs will pierce the heavens and even beat Lord Arceus!"
[Idol of the Stars- This went from adorable to kinda cringe with his obsession for a Pokemon you replace after your first badge basically.]
I couldn't help a smile at Ai Hoshino's words and I nodded in agreement but regardless I answered the kids nonsense. "Well I guess, I can fight six of your Rattata. As a trainer is only supposed to have six pokemon right?" I asked leadingly.
The kid pouted but nodded and after a moment of thought he recaptured six of the dozen the threw out and then with six of his Rattata on the field he dramatically pointed at me again and said. "Now you release your other five Pokemon so we can do a grand Pokemon battle!"
'Uhhhh is that actually a thing???' I thought as I couldn't be sure what the hell this universe was like and I realized I really needed to study the 'rules' for Pokemon battles so I wasn't left in the dark like this but before I could say anything. I felt Rose draw from my stores of Psychic energy as she puffed herself up and then began her slouched Jojo-like strut towards the Rattata as she glowed with an ominous purple energy that radiated malevolence.
And I saw two of the Rattata looking back and up at their master like. 'Da fuck you mean we gotta jump this guy?'
With another message coming through as well. [Thorn Princess- Now that's some killing intent. Or is it the psychic energy, Rose is using from Jake that is augmenting her presence?]
I took out my own Pokeball just in case Rose actually got hurt so I could make a speedy recovery as I spoke out. "Alright if you want to do this. Let's do it then."
The kid actually rallied surprisingly well even though I could see sweat beading across his forehead and then my hopes for somewhat of an even battle were destroyed as he yelled out. "All of you, use Quick Attack together!"
'Oi that's just cheating!' I thought with annoyance before yelling out. "Confusion! Pulse it around you!" And instantly Rose blocked the blurs of speeding rats as a compressed mental destroying force slammed into the rats that tried to jump her from different angles.
Several of the Rattata's quickly got back up and then the kid started yelling out code names for the Rattata to use moves like tackle and other low level moves and some weird names for moves to disguise them but I just spoke evenly. "Rose, Mystic Fire." And I felt Rose's glee as she used her clearly favorite move to form a ball of flames bigger than herself and as the Rattata attempted to ram into her...
She simply swung the forming ball of fairy like flames like a oversized beach ball that smashed into and burnt the Rattata before she locked onto two Rattata that were running towards her with their forms glowing with a quick attack enhancing their speed.
"Ralts!" And I could all but hear the cute roar of Rose actually saying. "Burn!" As the ball of Mystic Fire washed over the charging Rattata and when the Mystic Fire exploded the Rattata were thrown away close to the kid pretty burnt up but thankfully being unharmed besides the burns and being unconscious.
And the kid knew he was out gunned as he held up a hand and called out. "Wait! Alright, I am done!" And my eyes twitched as from out of the corner of my eye... I saw four more Rattata coming back to him from the side as they dragged the unconscious form of the original Rattata that Rose and I were going to bully and even as I watched the kid actually captured it and then with my blank face just staring at him.
He wiped his nose with a thumb and yelled out victoriously. "Heh you may have beaten a couple of my Rattata army but I have two dozen more! So I will let you off easy today punk as I already got what I want!"
[Worst Teacher- Jake... Do it. Give the brat a psychic wedgie... Give into the Dark Side!] Gojo goaded with what I could only imagine could be a smug look on his damned face. And you know what...
A loud ripping noise rang out like through the easy welcoming sounds of nature... Followed by a feminine shriek as the kid glowed with purple psychic energy along with his tight whities hoisting him up into the air as I picked up Rose and walked away annoyed at how much of a shit-heel the brat was.
And only as I walked away and the distance between us grew that the kids underwear got released and he fell face-first into the ground.
I needed to get back to the city and do some studying on Pokemon battle rules and how trainers were supposed to handle themselves... Would be really awkward if there wasn't actually some kind of carry limit and I just run into some asshole with a dozen Golems that knew self-destruct!
Comments
Kyoleth
Am I the only one who imagines Gojo wearing Sidious' robes as he says "Do it."
pyropyro
This chapter was great lol
Bio_Bill
Considering how the gold sent to Jake was converted into gold nuggets, wouldn't surprise me if curses were sent are then converted into something like a Ghost/Dark type pokemon.
TheDNAlien
I'm just imagining gojo trying to gift literal curses, like he beats them up into submission and he tries to send them over, that's just what popped in my head after his wedgie comment
Hmm is it time
Thanks for the great chapter lol.
