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Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 52
🕑 Added 2024-03-04 22:31:34 +0000 UTCI used my Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the area with the strongest congregation of mana and thus it didn't take me more than a couple seconds to pin point the adventurers guild so and then less than a minute for me to fly across the city and kick open the door leading into the adventurers guild.
'Where is she?!' I thought as I ignored the people standing up with their hands going to their weapons seeing me carrying a bloodied young girl in my arms as I my form glowing with Touki all but teleported to the back of the Guild as I found her. That blue ring of hair wasn't something I could miss!
"Waahhh! who the hell are-" Kazuma yelled out seeing me zip to their table and I ignored him as I gently put Kunou down on the edge of the table with my hands still holding up her body so I could keep the fake heart pumping.
"Aqua, I need you to heal my friend here!" Seeing her face scrunch up I held in a scowl as I said coldly. "I will pay of course... But please Goddess Aqua, this girl needs to be healed."
Her eyes widened and a gleeful look crossed her face as she chuckled. "Ohoho! Finally someone who recognizes my talents! But what offering have you come to offer this goddess?" She asked pridefully.
For a moment I wondered why she wasn't healing Kunou and then I remembered that Aqua could literally raise the dead so she obviously didn't care if Kunou actually legitimately died here and now.
And that pissed me off... Enough that I snapped out. "I will kill one of the Demon Lord Generals if you heal her right now. No more bullshit Aqua or I will kill you myself and it will be true death with no reforming!" I snarled at the end as my powerful mana slammed down on everyone with my Mystic Eyes of Death Perception boring into her soul through her own eyes.
In that moment, I saw Aqua realizing I was something else. I could see the cobweb covered cogs in her head turning as she realized I wasn't of this world, I was a reincarnated person and thus she knew... These eyes and my threat wasn't a joke at all. I would carve her open and in her weakened state there was nothing she could do.
After a long moment Aqua refocused as she heard what she wanted and said. "Wait so you will kill one of the Demon Lord Generals? Why not just go kill the Demon Lord for me? I can grant you a super duper powerful wish if you do that!"
But I remained silent even as the guilds adventurers closed in with their weapons drawn and finally Aqua pouted and knowing how I was looking at her, she picked up her staff and she focused with her power flexing as she called out. "Super Aqua Heal!"
A corona of light covered Kunou's form and for a moment I was scared her heal would violently react to the Sitri water magic I used to keep her heart pumping but I could feel in real time as her heart was regrown along with the rest of her damaged flesh. And then I could even feel her gaining weight as Aqua's magic all but just conjured up more blood within Kunou to pump within her new heart.
I exhaled in relief calming down and then as I relaxed I felt an arm all but slam onto my shoulder as a gruff voice said. "You are under arrest kid."
I looked behind me with all but a sneer as I said plainly. "Get your hands off of me... This is your only warning."
I wasn't going to be arrested... I didn't give a single flying turd about this worlds laws or anything else. I was basically a planeswalker and I refused to be locked away for any amount of time and although it would weigh on my conscious.
The lives of this worlds occupants didn't matter to me.
The armored guard who had grabbed my shoulder squeezed and as he readied to swing his fist into my stomach to knock the wind out of me. Aqua actually shouted out. "Wait! He was just super emotional, I am not pressing charges or whatever!"
Not only myself, but even Kazuma and everyone else in the Guild looked at her with an expression that clearly read as. 'Are you serious?'
And the 'useless' water goddess actually huffed as she patted her chest and said. "I am the Arch Priest Aqua! I have forgiveness in my heart and this young man just needed his friend to live from a mortal wound she was dying from... So long as he pays for the broken door everything is fine right as we adventurers always get rowdy."
The guard actually chuckled with him patting my shoulder as he said. "Alright then little lass. If he causes any trouble I will put him the cells for a good week for him to cool his head."
Looking around I finally calmed down and relaxed slightly seeing everyone going back to their tables though they were clearly keeping any eye in our direction. But my thoughts were cut off as Aqua asked bluntly. "So... That flatchest wench is alreadly reincarnating people huh?"
And then out of nowhere a rubber slipper appeared out of nowhere and slapped Aqua in the back of the head with a loud smacking noise before disappearing before anyone but me and Kazuma could see what had happened.
Aqua's face scrunched up in tears and my face twitched as I could feel something old and powerful had just did that and Aqua all but whimpered. "That wasn't Eris... Whatever just go kill a demon general and I don't want to be bullied anymore!"
I smiled wryly shaking my head as I took a breath and said. "If I give you and your... Partner a chunk of the money I get from the bounty in killing one of the Demon General's can I see you use your healing magic again on some targets?" I asked.
I didn't need an adventurers card that would probably only work in this universe or whatever as I had my own magic and I simply didn't trust the 'system' of power in this universe due to how utterly unreliable the gods were.
The best thing for me to do would be to just learn the magic itself and then I could just use it as my leisure rather than getting too involved in this world.
Even as Aqua puffed herself up to demand to take most of the bounty or whatever in surprising turn of events Kazuma pushed Aqua's head down as he said happily. "Yup! You want this useless arch priests party tricks? She will happily share them all! So how does twenty percent sound?" He asked greedily but still measured in how he looked at me.
I couldn't help a small smile as I hefted up Kunou carefully into my arms and I said more softly. "Fine... I will have his head in a couple days. So Kazuma, keep your goddess honest for me." I said and he flinched as he knew I was beyond dangerous with how even Aqua looked scared of me for a minute before her greed and stupidity overrode that fear.
Comments
Wigend
I think Megumin would be pretty bored in DXD, no random throwing of explosions everywhere.
Hmm is it time
Thanks for the chapter.
Joseph Fera
Ah...no mini nuke waifu stealing...me sad. Honestly Megumin and Chris/Eris are the best Waifus of Konosuba. Megumin cause she's an intelligent girl with an explosion fetish. Eris/Chris cause she's a literal goddess of luck!
