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Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 14
🕑 Added 2024-06-05 19:44:19 +0000 UTCI was just snuggling with Hinata after some gentle lovemaking after dinner when some heavy rumbles rang out. "Small earthquake?" I muttered in some confusion as I yawned tiredly.
But I felt Hinata still as she said quietly. "No... It was too short and strong with how the bedframe jangled." I felt her rise out of my arms with her hands coming up as her Chakra pulsed as she activated her Byakugan.
And for a moment there was silence before Hinata stiffened and said. "Jake, Annika, and Elsa are fighting a black man who has a sword while a group of what looks like five blond quintuplets are throwing cars, debris and other things at the two."
My face hearing that... Was confused as hell before another heavy thudding noise rang out with Hinata saying. "The blond quintuplets threw a large truck that missed the two."
I took a deep breath and groaned as I knew the two were likely around to either A, get more blood from me. Or B, they were here to make sure my fuck up and letting out so much Chakra wouldn't attract more monster attention.
Either way, I needed to do something so I got up and quickly threw on my getaway clothes as I said tiredly. "Hinata seal up our belongings, we are getting ready to bug out, people throwing cars in the neighborhood is going to attract too much damned attention."
My lover quietly nodded in agreement and likewise got dressed and as I left the apartment, the sounds of battle rang ever louder within my ears and as I crossed past the nearby houses, my prior thoughts were right as the dark skinned man fighting the vampires was indeed who I thought it was.
The Vampire/monster but mostly vampire hunter Blade.
And looking to the side... I quickly recognized the blond quintuplets as the Stepford Cuckoo's in Emma Frost's cloned spawn... However, I had no idea where I was in the mutant timeline of events as I never really got to deep into their comics beyond the movies and watching some of the cartoons.
So, I had no idea if the quintuplets were on Xavier's side, part of Hydra, working for the Weapon X Project, or hell... For all I fucking knew, they could be Skrulls in disguise.
But regardless... This was enough. "That is enough!" I roared out with wind chakra leaving my mouth and slamming int Blade to push him back several meters away from the two vampires who in a blitz of motion sped over to as I raised up a hand seeing the quintuplets trying to throw a pallet of bricks of all things at the retreating vampires.
'Wind Palm.' I thought as I drew a good amount of chakra into my hand and then I slapped forward with the condensed wind chakra flowing outwards and then exploding violently sending the large stack of bricks backward away from our forms.
"JAKE BARISS WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU." The quintuplets spoke in unison... No, I felt my mental shields being prodded as the five telepaths began searching my mind for weaknesses, looking for stray thoughts they could collect.
But being reincarnated by my fellow Jakes... Especially when being sent into the Marvel Universe, I had damned good passive mental shields to defend myself.
I frowned and then I said. "I do not care for which master you serve Stepford Cuckoo's I don't want any fucking part in it. And Blade, these Vampires are vegan, they only subside on donated blood and they are my friends so fuck right off."
The quintuplets and Blade shared a look before the Cuckoo's spoke again in unison as they pooled their mental strength and energy in their hive mind ability. "VAMPIRES HAVE NO RIGHTS. WE CAN KILL THEM BY LAW."
My face actually twitched at that bullshit that would expect from some neckbeard basement dweller going on about how if he found an elf waifu he could do anything he want to her because she didn't have rights.
But Blade actually... Seemed to relax slightly as he nodded and said coldly. "Your a mutant huh, well with some strong lifeforce I can smell you on them, so you just fed them today or something?"
I nodded slowly and he stared at me through his pitch-black visors before saying. "Fine. I got reports that vampires have been wiping out the local werewolves, and a pack of Jersey Devils so I will let them live if you are keeping them as your pet. A wolf turned against its own kind is my favorite kind of irony."
And with that Blade sheathed his blessed katanna and without a word strode off into the darkness with his boot-covered heavy footfalls going abruptly silent as he seemingly disappeared.
Leaving me with just the Stepford Cuckoo's who were staring at me and without a moment of hesitation... I flipped off the five blondes whose face twitched in perfect unison at my crass movement.
And as a brick flew at me at high speeds that I dodged under, I called out plainly. "Who told you to find me? The fucking Geneva Warcrimes Checklist Canadians? Emma Frost, or that meddlesome baldie Xavier?"
I shook my head and then asked the real pressing question. "How did you even find me?"
Even as more smaller single pieces of bricks flew at me, I saw one of them open up a phone, and with my enhanced sense of sight I saw that they hit a speed dial for whoever they were calling.
But as though to keep me here as I began dodging the brick pieces aimed at my joints and legs, one of the quintuplets spoke out. "Emma Frost sent us... You belong with your own kind along with your lover, while we tracked you via the camera's leading from the supermarket in which you killed the criminal to here.."
To which I had only one answer.
I wrapped my arms around the tight waists of the two beautiful vampires that instantly held onto my arms and their noses buried themselves against my neck with a shuddering inhale coming from them... While I shamelessly flipped the quintuplets off again before my form blurred as I all sped off faster than their eyes could track as I used a Shunshin to zip back home with Hinata quickly following my speeding getaway as we ran at speeds over a hundred miles and an hour comfortably.
As this time, I wasn't fleeing Boston altogether, I had some money to get a new place, or hell maybe the two vampires could help me out in finding a place... Hell, maybe Florida or California would be better. The East Coast had too many damned mutants anyway.
Either way, I had options now! I actually had funds to make my way with my skills anywhere I wanted to go even if it I didn't want to tangle with the mutant issues.
Comments
travis btmb
Tftc
Ototsu_Yume
Marvel follows the laws of bs and escalation, no matter what town or country he winds up in, it will result in some super powered bs, even if the universe has to create a new antagonist to make it work. UK also has captain Britain and CN demon ninjas showing up to cause trouble every so often, there's also the verse where Captain Britain was an alien too which convolutes things even further; it winds up as almost as much of a mess as Marvel's America. I think Marvel Canada and Australia are pretty void of superpowered threats though.
Goddess of Victory
TFTC
Rauko the varment
A Vacation away from America would do him a lot of good since he'll have less of a cluster fuck to deal with. The only question is where will the Vacation be at? Also any chance of him getting Sooraya Qadir as a potential harem member?
Hmm is it time
Thanks for the chapter.
Azazyel
Yes... the Mutant island of Genosha. Check Discord
Dat Man
Lol Jake atleast Blade was into irony and let the vamp girls go XD
Azazyel
Uhhh thats DC lol. This is Marvel
asdo
anything at madagascar?
PhotoStorm
UK is not to bad in marvel with mutants. lots of supernatural though.
pyropyro
Bad cuckoos bad! No Jake dick for you 5 now lol
Shin
I would say book a flight to wakanda and try to get into the good graces of the panther its currently the safest place on earth for the next few years
Joseph Fera
...I'm kind of hoping the next surprise visit is amanda wallers suicide squad...and jake is just sick of the interruptions enough to decide to give them a body bag
Azazyel
Ehhhhh. Not really
Aj_darkness
Vacation Jake. Enjoying his bikini clad harem at the beach
Patryk Sikorski
If you think about it just leaving america would mean mostly dealing with threats that are basically spiderman rhino tier to jake in most of the world
Patryk Sikorski
Just leave America
