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Film Sack 723: Return of The Living Dead
🕑 Added 2025-10-26 17:19:32 +0000 UTC
On this week's shambling episode of Film Sack, two bumbling employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to rise again as zombies. What will happen? Who will be nude? Who will die? And why is this our last Sacktober episode for the year? Come on in and find out, the hard way!
IBBOTT LYRICS
The split dogs cry out in the night
As we drive to the graveyard in our vandalized transportation
My striptease dance aims to excite
And on this coffin I wiggle for my deep need of attention
Got trapped by zombies along the way
Electing me the naked queen of their shambling population
They turned to me as if to say
"Who's hungry for hippocampus stew?"
Gonna take more than human flesh to chew
Send more paramedics, cops and a GrubHub guy or two
I eat the brains down in Uneeda
I eat the brains down in Uneeda (I eat the brains)
I eat the brains down in Uneeda (I eat the brains)
I eat the brains down in Uneeda
I eat the brains down in Uneeda (ooh, all your brains are mine)
Gonna take some brains to kill the pain from our decayin', ooh-hoo
RANDY POEM
The Return of the Living Dead
They said the dead were gone. Well, that’s a lie,
‘Cause one just ran in here and humped my thigh.
A barrel leaked, the gas went everywhere,
And now the cremation has filled the air.
The punks are shrieking, naked in the hood,
Wait. Did you say "naked"? Oh. This film's good!
Comments
Robert Osorio
Looking forward to this episode. Watched the movie last night - first time since I first saw it in the theater in '85. I remembered a lot of it, as it left quite an impression at the time. It has everything: camp, full frontal nudity, Don Calfa, the most absurd depiction of an 80's punk, hilarious dialog, and that awesome animated half cadaver tied down to the table. Going to be some great sound clips for this one!
Film Sack
It's in the post.
Humfredo
Could we have the Toto lyrics please!
