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The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 51
🕑 Added 2025-01-07 17:41:45 +0000 UTCWell-sculpted forms as far as the eye could see... Well, I was completely surrounded by silver-haired beauties with their only defects being the scar's that crossed their forms from their training and the combat they had seen.
Soft whispering prayers to the saintesses of the Sisterhood of Battle rang out in a mix chorus as the Sister's washed every inch of my body and then rubbed holy oils into my skin which came from the sunflowers we had been growing and had been blessed into holy oil.
If it wasn't for the sole sister who had the designated position of having the largest breasts and using them for my pleasure. I would have thought this was entirely just a debauched orgy or something related to worshipping me... Which would be very bad and I would need to curtain that shit right quick lest that get the attention of the Prince of Pleasure.
But besides quickly busting a nut between a big titty battle nun's aforementioned fantastic tits I am sure had a hard time fitting in her power armor. I was feeling spiritually cleansed as I entered the church as the sister's included Katherine and Adeleith who bathed me followed behind.
"So, you wished to speak with me about the sisters of battle we will be picking up. I understand it can be a bit of an issue with how you all have been augmented, but beyond that. Is there more?"
Katherine being the leader of the choir of the group shook her head as she kneeled in front of me as I took a seat, sitting on a small thin cushion that was in front of the Emperor's statue.
"My lord, the sister's of Avignor will come to see your light quickly enough I am sure of that. But you will also need to be wary of jealous priests and any... Lord Inquisitors who overstep." She said carefully.
I nodded in both understanding and especially agreement as that was more then fair to say the least. "My goal is to share of the Emperor's bounty and prepare for an honorable crusade to deliver retribution to the God Emperor's most vile foes. If they do too much to impede me-"
I drew off as I gazed behind myself and met the gaze of the Emperor statue that had a tiny core of his divine essence that I gathered from his ever-present light in the Warp in the Astronomicon.
"I wonder if the Emperor in his divine wisdom would send one of his saint's to... Correct the thoughts of arrogant inquisitors and any clergymen who overstep?"
And even I stilled as the Emperor's eyes glowed ever brighter and my lips twitched as the sisters whimpered in primordial joy at the Emperor's essence seemingly giving some form of answer.
"Well... That answers that." I muttered as I drew a hand across my face and said. "So, let us discuss the more important point. How will we integrate your new sisters into getting augmented and used to our more advanced weapons?"
Adeleith confidently spoke out from her position just behind Katherine's own kneeling position but still ahead of the other kneeling sisters.
"My lord, they will be integrated once we display our enhanced strength in the fighting pits, and our enhanced skills in the virtual training centers!"
I paused before I said flatly. "I made it very clear that there wasn't to be any fighting pits... Wait is that were some of the sand disappeared too? Did you girls steal sand to make a dueling pit???" I demanded.
Katherine and Adelieth shared a look before one of the sisters weakly spoke out. "We... We could make a beach or something with the extra sand?"
I literally face palmed and I said firmly. "No fucking dueling pits... Especially when we will be running around Warp-infused hell holes. I don't want the blood god's brood spawning on my damned ship!"
The girls shallowly nodded making me groan as none of the enhanced guardsmen and Ogryn's were as much of an issue as the sister's. But hey that was the price of extreme zealotry that could bend reality to the whims of a 'normal' person.
"I need to make full dive VR or something... And then I will need to ward the hell out of the system so no demon could infect it." I grumbled to myself in annoyance before refocusing.
"Ok, so all the arms and armor are ready for delivery? As we are already only like six hours from Avignore?" I asked for clarification and the girls all nodded in agreement before Adelieth added.
"We will likely need to pick up some more long-term rations while we are there. As we don't want the guardsmen and Ogryn's to get too comfortable on fresh fruits and vegetables my lord."
I raised an eyebrow at that and said slowly. "You know... I was actually thinking about that. After I do our quick crusade, I was going to take notes from the Emperor and create a new Phalanx-style space station/flagship."
Taking a breath I continued. "With such a massive ship, we would have plenty of room for much more troops, along with the room to have a fully functional self-contained eco-system providing us food."
I held up a hand with a bit of my solar light forming in my hands as I recalled the few Cadian soldiers in my Guardsmen who had their signature glowing purple eyes. "I will build the ship out of the space hulks of Imperial ships drifting around the ruined planet of Cadia... And I will anoint the ship with the fucking burning corpse of Erebus the traitor."
Nothing. Truly nothing would be more poetic than that besides doing the same with Abbadon. Hell maybe I can do that for my ship after that...
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travis btmb
Tftc
Goddess of Victory
TFTC
Surge1301
All my homies hate Erebus
Azazyel
He is the literal source of all suffering in humanity
Azazyel
Bu I am not taking any new stories
Azazyel
15 USD per thousand words
Bishop7053
Obligatory "FUCCCCCCK EREBUS"...carry on
Austin Levy
Hey question how much for a commission I got an idea but I can't write
Azazyel
Well I am glad you like this at least lmao. More chapters to come next week though
Scipio
Shortbus is sorta the only thing I read from you lmao
Hmm is it time
Thanks for the chapter looking forward to more.
Azazyel
Got me locked in for the womb tattoo's part XD.
Big ToFu
Here is a side idea the sisters might like, he can create a womb tattoo station the nuns doctors can put on them that will keep the bloodline pure as a portion of their faith energy powers the tattoo so whoever they lay with gives the best possible genetics for the next generation but it also only births females so it’s an Amazon situation but instead of them killing the male babies they only ever birth females but also give it a cooldown so they don’t over populate the place.
Big ToFu
Can never go wrong with the bountiful big titty nuns, also if they can’t have a Duolingo pit he needs to make a danger room like what the X-men have. Then he can add in hardlight foes also it’s a good way to highlight weakness in foes they find. Gives overall battlefield improvements along with rotating leadership positions to find out who is best in what spot.
andrew rousseau
Noice, kinda wanna see jake have more interactions with the cadian remnants among his troops, possibly of the female persuasion kek, and maybe start recruiting more of em or finding small pockets of survivors around the cadian system possibly aboard the imperial ship hulks
