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Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 77
🕑 Added 2025-01-16 20:26:06 +0000 UTCI reveled in the sheer astoundment of the many people and with a flourish I sliced my Death Scythe as I cut through the thick spiritual weight surrounding us. "No need to be so rude." I spoke with my voice carrying through the air and reaching the Title Doulou's who were searching for me.
A flare of spiritual might rang out from my body and I looked over at Dou Mubai across from me and I said calmly. "So you ready to go Dai Mubai?"
And Dai Mubai took one fucking look at my Death Scythe and he said coldly. "No... With my Evil Eyed White Tiger, Martial Soul. I can see through illusions. And I can feel the soul pressure of those spirit rings, I don't want to die."
I actually just stared at him for a minute before sighing with annoyance. "I would have thought someone unbound by fate and having the halo of a protagonist over him. He would at least want to try his luck... Are you sure? I promise not to break any bones let alone kill you guys?"
Zhu Zhuqing then spoke in her soft monotone voice as she closed in so not even the Title Doulou's could listen with their spiritual sense. "What did you mean about the reincarnated bit about Tang San?"
I blinked as I didn't expect her to go there and I asked. "What about it specifically do you want to know? How did he reincarnate into his body after he died? Something else?"
Zhu Zhuqing paused as she seemingly didn't know what to ask and I frankly didn't blame her as it was certainly a very abrupt situation. And it didn't help that I just shrugged and said. "Well? Alright then. So you guys gotta move if you are surrendering. I want those Spirit Bones for myself."
And I paused as Zhu Zhuyun said sharply from behind me. "Why the hell do you want those when you assuredly got better ones from the spirit beasts that gave those spirit rings!"
I smiled and said with zero shame. "One of my wives has a cat Martial Spirit so I needed to get them for her haha!"
And Zhu Zhuqing and Zhu Zhuyun both spat out at the same time. "Despicable!"
Then a heavy pressure filled the air and for a brief moment I tensed before I forced myself to calm down as someone from the stands took to the air and flew into the arena.
'Well... There is the last boss.' I mused with some amusement as I very easily recongized the woman in question.
Bibi Dong, the Supreme Pontiff of Spirit Hall, an organization that... Well was basically the strongest organization within the world of Doulou Dalu. They kinda had a bit of church theme, but they mostly supposedly kept the Spirit Master's from causing too many issues to the wider world.
But in reality, they were an organization/cult. That was obsessed with their own control over the empires and countries they resided within.
"Hello Supreme Pontiff!" I spoke as I did a little bow with a smile crossing my face as Bibi Dong gave the thousands of watchers in the stands a dismissive look before she took a breath and said calmly.
"You made yourself into too large of a target young man. Will you join Spirit Hall as my apprentice so I may protect you?"
I blinked as I thought she would rather just attack me to be honest. But then again she didn't really have a reason to attack me, as I hadn't offended her. Nor have I done any damage to Spirit Hall yet.
But then the sensation of three more Title Doulou's spirit energy roiled and I saw in the corner of my eye as Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuyun quickly got themselves out of the arena knowing this was going to get messy to say the least.
'Ah... Well this is going to be complicated.' I thought with a wry smile as a Title Doulou I coudn't recongize along with two more carrying the blond 'prince' of the Heaven Dou Empire Xue Qinghe.
But that prince was a trap! Not only was he a she, but she was the daughter of Bibi Dong herself!
"Oh Supreme Pontiff, surely you aren't trying to forcibly recruit a talent from right before the Heaven Dou Empire's gaze? The honored emperor is here as well and seeing this shameful act."
I watched as Bibi Dong gave... Her 'daughter' a look of disdain and honestly, I knew their relationship was extremely complicated to say the least. But I still had no idea if Bibi Dong even knew Qian Renxue was playing at being the prince.
"Sooo am I getting my Spirit Bones?" I asked curiously as I dragged everyone's attention back to me as I flared my Spirit Ring's that had obviously got everyone freaking out.
They all just stared at me for a moment before the 'Prince' said in amusement. "Young man, you half literally a dozen Title Doulou watching your every move. And the only thing you can ask for is the mediocre Spirit Bones from this tournament?"
To which I just smacked my lips and said flatly. "Uhh yeah? I only showed up here for them soooo am I getting them or not Dai Weisei?" I called out more loudly into the stands while towards the older brother of Dai Mubai who grimaced as everyone looked at him.
He looked a bit ill at the thought, but he stood up and with his spirit energy enhanced his voice. He called out shamelessly. "Due to Jake Bariss obviously cheating. He is hereby disqualified from this tournament as no one can compete with him on the field."
My face twitched and there was a moment of silence as Bibi Dong and Xue Qinghe looked at me in amusement. Then I just chuckled... And that series of chuckles became loud laughter. "Hahaha! Fine! I can't gain say, you the prince... But you know what's funny?"
I twirled the Death Scythe as I summoned up the Seal of Solomon on my wrists and then surrounding me like a compact domain was the Heavenly Evil Sea. "Xue Nue, Bi Ji, Bing'er, Tina Meng... Are you ready for me to make a name for myself in front of the world?" I asked the spirit souls within myself.
And with the break they had over the last few days to regain their strength. I saw the Title Doulou's recoil at seeing shades of the Spirit Beasts form around me with Xue Nue and Bing'er looking at the Title Doulou's with disdain before Bi Ji said softly.
"Just don't kill any innocents please." And I nodded before I pulled at my mana and with a slash of my Death Scythe I cut a hole through space and teleported directly in front of Dai Weisei.
I watched as his eyes widened in horror but even as his Spirit Ring's activated before him, he was still sitting down in some royal shit throne that was stylised to match his Martial Spirit.
And he couldn't react quickly enough as I took off his head with my scythe in a single swift slash of my scythe.
"Come and get me you Title Doulou! See if you can catch the man who has broken this world's power system over his knee haha!" I roared as I could see through my Mystic Eyes of Death Perception that fate had changed.
As the Title Doulou included Bibi Dong prepared to capture me to obviously figure out how I had gotten these top-tier Spirit Rings. I decided to be even more of an asshole as I called out. "The first one to tag me, gets the secret of how I have all Red Spirit Rings and how I got a million-year spirit ring!"
And then as I felt their spirit energy attempting to mark me... I fell backward into another cut in space as I opened a portal and fled the capital. As although I hoped to get some alone time to figure out Bibi Dong and maybe even Qian Renxue.
I couldn't help trolling these asshole cultivators and making them go on a wild goose chase.
Comments
travis btmb
Tftc
Azazyel
That's where the Golden Dragon King is remember... Gu Yuena want's Jake to shank his ass and give her children
Guilherme Bezerra
Let Tang-san's tears flow. I want to read about all the bullshit and broken fates Jake just pulverized. The reactions are going to be extra funny.
Hmm is it time
Thanks for the chapter looking forward to more.
Ototsu_Yume
Thanks for writing this, it was a fun chapter. :) Minor error though: Doulou is actually meant to be Douluo.
Iori Daemona Angel
All those people are dumb
Goddess of Victory
TFTC
Patryk Sikorski
Raid the dragon greaveyard as well.
Patryk Sikorski
Once Jake manges to get demension lost or a way to set up temporary space arenas like the rating game one he should steal the Ice-Fire yin yang pool and try and get the God-king tier soul bones(Will Probably Lack the energy) from the Fire and Ice Dragon kings along with thier Dragon Pills and souls(Essentially Jusg below or about Ddraig tier corpses)
Patryk Sikorski
Continent wide tweak out as everyone and their great ancestor are out here chasing one inter-dimensional boi that just wants godhood.
Ashlionel
Add changing looks and identity on a whim to make it much more difficult
Azazyel
He gone!
Bio_Bill
Nothing more entertaining than a world wide game of tag.
Dustier7
lol said Jake, lmao went the Bariss
