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Film Sack 716: Medicine Man
🕑 Added 2025-09-07 17:03:31 +0000 UTC
On this week's Film Sack Podcast, we dive into 1992's Medicine Man, with Sean Connery! In the beautiful and dangerous Amazon rainforest, dissimilar people must make their choices between business, science, and love. You ever lose your car keys?
IBBOTT LYRICS
I traveled to the Amazon
To locate this grumpy doc
And all he wants to find are plants, plants
Even when he's dead sober
He still slurs whenever he talks
And all he wants to find are plants
Brewing up the spit-wine
The local drink
And all he wants to find are plants, plants
Smells like Capri Sun
But the loogies make it pink
And all he wants to find are plants
It's hard to make eye contact
In a sea of naked butts
Nobody wants to wear no pants, pants, pants
Gave this kid Alka Seltzer
For the rumbling in his guts
And all he wants to find are
All he wants to find are plants
Turns out its ants
Cancer cure shake
But let's take a break
He wants some golf balls
Hit 'em into the forest
Then all he wants to find are
All he wants to find are plants
RANDY POEM
Medicine Man
Grey sixty-one-year-old Sean Connery,
Lacking in any personality,
He mumbles, βI have found the cure for death!β
Then smokes. Dude. Just imagine his bad breath.
Poor Lorraine Bracco tries to be serious,
But this jungle has traits mysterious.
They lose their notes, the lab burns down in smoke,
And all thatβs left is an old Scottish joke.
Comments
Ethan Obi-Wan Allen
As far as what you would resist for a payout, how about the Gom Jabbar test from Dune?
Rob Leveille
Goony-Goo-Goo! π
