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Film Sack 719: The Discovery
🕑 Added 2025-09-27 17:16:53 +0000 UTC
Two years after the afterlife is scientifically proven, a man attempts to help a young woman break away from her dark past. Can the most handsome man in Hollywood history save the day? Let's DISCOVER together!
RANDY POEM
The Discovery
Each shot is framed all sad for sadness' sake
But nothing happens. No one seems awake.
The soundtrack hums with melancholy tones,
While extras mill about like mindless drones.
You’d think the budget vanished overnight—
The whole script courtesy of "Craigslist Lite".
IBBOTT LYRICS
I read the news today oh boy
About a scientist studying the dead
To save the woman he had wed
It kind of made me smile
I saw the Quicktime file
I'd love to wire my head
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way to the ferry and met a girl
Things started to twirl and I went to a new plane
Woke up, fell out of bed
Had a feeling of cosmic dread
Ran down the stairs and skipped the joe
How did I know that I'd be running late?
Somehow knew to make a shift
Skipped the bus and took a Lyft
Early-boarded the ferry and met the same girl
She said hello again and I went to a new plane
Stayed up all night until the sun
Jitters from drinking lots of Pepsi One
Fell down the stairs and broke my neck
Comments
Ryan McLean
p.s. what's your spaghetti calendar policy?
Ryan McLean
Dude, Brian, that song was incredible.
