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Film Sack 720: Sleepaway Camp
🕑 Added 2025-10-05 17:38:23 +0000 UTC
On this week's Film Sack, Sleepaway Camp! Bunks and showers are a mad stabber's beat at a summer camp strictly for teens. Sacktober has begun in earnest!
RANDY POEM
Sleepaway Camp
At Camp Arawak, autumn’s in full swing,
The counselors flirt and teenage hormones sing.
They splash, they fight, they gossip by the shore—
Not one suspects their story is a bore.
The chef gets cooked, the lifeguard takes a nap,
A prank turns deadly. Oops! There's another trap.
Each scene more dumb, each death more oddly planned,
It's the least sexy, least fun movie in the land.
IBBOTT LYRICS
I'm a girl and by me that's only great
I'm polite and my gentleness' worth noting
But my silence tends to ward off all my dates
And a stare that's like an accident while boating
At camp we're all learning to survive
I'm in the kitchen when I'm not back in my bunk
Door to door I bought a set of Cutco knives
From a salesman who is chopped up in the trunk
When a bully snarls and calls me a fleabag
With her steam iron made for curls
I send her ass back home in a bodybag
I enjoy being a girl
When I'm just trying to mind my own business
But off the dock Meg gives me a hurl
A shower stabbing is my form of forgiveness
I enjoy being a girl
The only bows I like are ones with arrows
That bitterness in your cocoa might be laced
I drive a beehive at the nasty caballeros
While I pluck all of the lip hairs from my face
I'm strictly a female female
And round the campfire you know I'll be
With the head of that two-timing alpha male
Who'll enjoy getting to die, 'cause of a girl like me
Comments
Brian Dunaway
We’re definitely sending mixed signals! See the movie! :) But I know you already have Ethan. oh hi!!
Brian Dunaway
ooh.. that is a good point.
Ethan Obi-Wan Allen
Randy's doing his best to convince people not to see this movie but ironically, Dunaway told everyone to stop listening and see the movie. For horror fans, this is definitely a must. If you watched Plan 9, you understand. Joe Bob Briggs has Felicia Rose as their weird looking schlong expert.
retlaw7
Scott you probably should mention that both of those movies the emailer suggested are on the old deprecated feed. He’s prob new and doesn’t know about it.
