FILM SACK
patreon
Film Sack 721: Friday The 13th
🕑 Added 2025-10-11 16:47:53 +0000 UTC
On this spooky episode of Film Sack, a group of teenage camp counselors attempt to re-open an abandoned summer camp with a tragic past, but they are stalked by a mysterious, relentless killer. Stupid teenagers!
RANDY POEM
Friday the 13th
Ah, welcome, friends, to Camp Crystal Lake’s fame,
Where counselors die before we learn their names.
Our heroes trip on roots, as all must do,
While Jason’s mom plays peekaboo with glue.
The sheriff’s drunk, the teens are full of sin,
They skinny dip, then lose a head or skin.
The camp’s shut down, yet somehow opens soon,
What do you mean this crap takes place in June?
IBBOTT LYRICS
I thought I had good judgment in the choices I tend to make
It seemed like a good idea to come up to Crystal Lake
But I'm starting to think this first date, might be a big mistake
It's a little creepy
I heard that you like hockey, it was in your Tindr profile
There's a goalie mask in your closet, along with a bloody argyle
But I feel like there's something evil beneath that Shirley MacLaine hairstyle
That's a term of Endearment
Aren't you a friend of the Christys?
Mrs. Voorhees, let's call it a night
And Mrs. Voorhees
I think my thumb slipped on my phone and it made me swipe right
You've been a player since I've been in Pampers
Now you're the slayer of eight horny campers (ahhh)
Mrs. Voorhees (ah)
Well, I'll take the counselor's Jeep home, (uh-huh), maybe you stay inside
I heard you talk to yourself, but then a child's voice replied
I'll just count my six degrees score, is it one if Kevin Bacon died?
I'm just kidding, but really (kinda), really, really
Mrs. Voorhees, let's call it a night
And Mrs. Voorhees
I think my thumb slipped on my phone and it made me swipe right
You've been a player since I've been in Pampers
Now you're the slayer of eight horny campers (ahhh)
Mrs. Voorhees (ah)
Comments
Randy Jordan
I will never stop calling it Chick in the Bucket.
Road Rash
I'm curious and confused about when you moved from "Chick in the Bucket" from Wild Wild West to "Kitty in the Sink" from ??? which episode/movie? I thought I'd been listening to all episodes in order but this has eluded me somehow.
Chris French
Yes, someone did create a fake Jason Voorhees sculpture and place it at the bottom of a lake. Diver Doug Klein put one in Louise Mine Lake in Crosby, Minnesota, in 2013 as a prank for other divers.
