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Gatcha Life is for me! Chapter 5
🕑 Added 2025-06-11 13:08:55 +0000 UTCEven as the sounds of monsters closed in, I first mentally connected with the items I had gotten from my previous draws besides the gun in my hand.
[☆Toilet Paper 24 rolls, ☆Remington New Model Army 45ACP, ★ Minecraft Baked Potato
☆Compass, ☆Pocket Watch, ☆Reese's Pieces Multipack 40ct
☆Maria Mikhailovna Kujou ★Reinforced Umbrella/Shield ★Lesser Healing Amulet
★★Nano Healing Patch]
And then after a brief moment of thought, I took out the lesser healing amulet to put on myself before I fused the rest into the gun which glowed with arcane runes forming on it as it registered as ★★Remington New Model Army 45ACP to the bare bones system in my Gacha essence.
'Well this helps.' I mused before a roar rang out as a massive minotaur smashed through the thick tree line and I raised up the gun...
Only for a thick shadow to swallow the minotaur and it's muffled pained scream was silenced as a massive demonic fox formed in the shadows and it's mouth slammed shut with a WET crunch around the humanoid shaped giant bull.
'Hmm I need ten of the minotaur's to die before I get a point to make sure that Taihou can give me points.' I mused to myself before I called out. "Taihou leave the smaller satyr class monsters to me."
Just in case Taihou's kills didn't count. I needed to make sure I did start making progress towards my own kills.
Taihou at hearing my words only blinked before she smiled with her cupping her face and saying with a giggle. "Of course darling! Leave all of the rest to Taihou, Taihou will make sure all the insects are ground to paste!"
Then a smaller satyr class monster that was a goat that was upright charged through the tree line and thick brush and was armed with a wooden spear that was just a wooden stick with a pointed in.
I aimed the double action revolver at the monster with both hands and then as I pulled the trigger back... In slow motion, I saw the runes that were engraved in the revolver flare to life before I felt a stronger recoil as the revolver shot up with a loud BANG.
And due to my previous lives shooting experience in living out in the country for much of my early life. My aim didn't have anything to question when it came to a human sized target that was within twenty meters.
Which led to a blast of gore shooting out of the back of the satyr that made me swallow as it rolled across the ground and allow me to see the soft ball sized hole that resulted in my gun's arcane bullet.
'Well that works.' I thought with a bit of distaste as I saw the Satyr's squirming quickly come to a stop as I shot it again the chest.
But even as I knew it was lethally wounded/dying. I didn't feel any different like I knew I had a gacha point on the way? So I knew I needed to focus on killing more of these monsters.
And thankfully they were very clearly monsters, and I had, along with other's of my generation had been de-sensatised at the sight of monsters being slaughtered. As the PRT used such events of monster cleansing to show off how strong they were.
I looked up from the useless corpse of the beastman as none of the monsters except for the core of the Hydra Core Guardian had any value outside of the dungeon. Hell the entire dungeon was simply used brutally for it's simple resources that could be harvested.
This dungeon didn't have any magical resources beyond the Hydra core guardian itself whose heart could be sold due to it being used to make powerful healing potions by various factions.
A louder roar rang out and I saw a dozen minotaurs breaking through the tree line. Their eye's filled with murderous wrath and they roared, screamed and then tore at us with naught but our brutal deaths in mind.
Taihou? She just giggled with her raising a hand to cup her face as her shadow deepened and then a scream of madness and hunger rang out as a massive skeletal hand reached out of the blackened pool of spiritual hate.
And then the skeletal hand smashed into the line of charging giant bullmen and then swept back and forth across the ground, grinding the minotaurs into a meat paste of shattered bones and mulched organs.
'No... Whatever monster of a familiar she called upon, is absorbing the blood and bones of those minotaurs?' I realized before I actually understood what Meta Taihou's true power was.
She was a literal walking disaster, she was the portal to the Parade of a thousand demons. In Japanese mythology. Which further made sense with how Meta Taihou's body was as pale as a settled corpse with the same pallid grey skin tone.
"Ufufu, Taihou did well, didn't she!" She spoke out happily, even as my system dinged as I indeed could get Gatcha points from her kills, in fact!
I smiled and wrapped an arm around Taihou's waist before I kissed her just behind the ear and I said softly. "You did wonderfully Taihou. I even got a gatcha point from your kills, so... Just kill them all if you want."
I could feel Taihou shudder with joy as she pressed against me. Trying to steal every inch of flesh she could fully press against in my form, with her giggling and saying huskily. "Of course, my darling. Taihou will kill them all for you, whatever or whoever it is. Taihou will kill them all haha!"
Did I feel weirded out for 'taking advantage' of Taihou's clear insanity and yandere feelings for me? A bit honestly, but when a super weapon of war was happily going to slaughter your enemies to earn your approval. What else was I supposed to do?
Deny her help and run up with a stick and beat the monsters to death? Hell no, sure I will happily shoot the monsters from a distance but with the scary yandere ship girl at my side it was time to just let her slaughter everything.
And that's exactly what happened.
Whether it be a tribe of a couple 'family' units of monsters in a couple dozen beastmen. Or a large tribe of more than two hundred beastmen. Wherever Taihou went, horrors followed as my realization of her being the Night Parade of a Thousand Demons. Was spot on.
The larger tribe's leader was also a minotaur-style beastman but it was twice the size of the other beastmen. Even still Taihou waved her fan at it, and from the shadow pool surrounding us came a car-sized weasel that had a giant sycthe in it's mouth.
And the next thing I knew, the tribe leader was cut into little giblets that fell apart as the Komatachi, or wind spirit? Cut it apart with countless razor winds.
"Hmm, hmmm, so my darling love. How many more of the wretches do you want to kill? Do you want to empty out the dungeon?" Taihou asked calmly as she held my hand as though we were casually on a date and just walking through the mall or something.
I swallowed a bit of bile seeing the pile of leaking flesh chunks that was the tribe's leader, and then said quietly. "I- Yeah I need the points. I need to use the gatcha to get stronger."
After all, the stronger I was. The stronger the things I could get out of the gatcha and the larger my gatcha inventory was. And the only way I COULD get stronger realistically was through the gatcha.
As I most certainly wasn't going to make some deal for power with an invading world realm that had its own power system. That way led to my soul getting rendered into paste when an entity got tired of that realm causing trouble and began tearing dimensions apart.
How many points do you have now?" Taihou asked curiously.
Mentally double-checking I answered easily. "I have 23 points, or basically two ten pulls, as I want to only do ten pulls to get better rolls."
She nodded and then said happily as she leaned against me. "Go ahead and do them then. Your system does have an inventory to keep all the items anyway!"
Nodding helplessly, I mentally pulled the lever, and my mind was filled with the gatcha pulls with my lips twitching as I actually pulled TWO characters this time! 'Didn't my sponsor say getting waifus was on the rarer side?'
[★★ Shinoa Hiiragi/Seraph of the End- ☆Foldable Tarp- ☆☆ Ember-Enchanted Flare Gun ★★Spectral Crossbow- ★Vampiric Shiv ☆Rubber Duck- ☆☆Dragon Spicy Ramen ★Smoke Bomb Pellets ★★ Touka Kirishima/Tokyo Ghoul ☆Bottle of fresh breast milk]
'What the actual fuck are these rolls.' I thought helplessly as I looked through them. First of all, although Shinoa was an interesting waifu, I knew she was very independent and wouldn't be so attached to me her summoner.
As for Touka... She was literally a ghoul. I utterly refuse to summon her as I am already on the fucking run from the government without needing to add regular desecration of the dead to any charges I face in the future.
As for the ember enchant flare gun, it would shoot a flare that would burn extremely brightly to the point of being almost like a second sun in brightness and would horrifically burn anything its flare was shot into.
Which was actually useful for these sub-realms/dungeons and exploring other universes, honestly.
The vampire shiv fed me some life force from the things it stabbed, the spicy ramen was ass blasting spicy ramen that could give people hallucinations with it's heat. And the bottle of fresh breast milk...
'Ayo what the fuck! Why doesn't it specify what kind of breast it comes from??? What if its from a fucking cat or something?' I mentally howled.
"Are you alright, Jake? Did you roll something bad or nothing good at all?" Taihou asked with clear concern and love.
I smiled wryly and then said with a weak nod. "Yeah... You can say that. Let me try to roll again. Maybe I can get something better this time."
With a mental flex, I pulled the next ten pulls with my face twitching as I rolled 'something' I didn't expect.
[★★★ Charlotte Corday/FGO- ★★ MANTIS Serum/Benares Core- ★Cursed Bronze Dagger- ☆Well seasoned wok- ☆Forty pack of socks- ☆☆ Scuba Diving Suit- ☆81 mm HE Mortar- ★Heated Gloves ★Vibroknife- ☆Potato Cannon-]
Charlotte Corday... Honestly, I adored her in FGO, she was one of my favorite characters as she, despite being a one-star Servant and very weak, pushed herself so far and was extremely impactful to the story in the Olympus, Lost Belt.
As for the Mantis Serum, I was honestly scared to use it as it very bluntly said in its description that using it could lead to Honkai corruption and becoming a Honkai beast. Especially due to how it came from an extremely powerful Honkai beast that could even take on human form!
Comments
Dustier7
What in the goddamned bro rolled the mantis serum based on Benares as well GG bros no longer cooking with gas, he’s now cooking with fucking Napalm
Ototsu_Yume
Fuse the girls together, or fuse them with the gun and dagger for gunbladegirl shenanigans. 😅 Thanks for the chapter.
