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Gatcha Life is for me! Chapter 2
🕑 Added 2025-02-08 01:45:28 +0000 UTCTaihou eventually broke the kiss, but it wasn't due to her needing to breathe, nor allow me the privilege to breathe. No, the kiss only broke because Taihou's mind melted a bit too much after orgasming for a couple of minutes straight.
With her head just slumping to my chest, her voluptuous form became a dead weight against me. As she literally just mentally checked out beside the soft shudders rolling through her.
But after an... Orgasmic sigh of such depth that it made my own dick twitch at the pure overwhelming sensuality I felt Taihou kiss my neck before sucking on it with a bit of force and some teeth before she popped off after leaving a hickey on my neck.
"Now I have marked you haha... Now, even if you don't call for me. I will remember your scent, and the taste of your sweat and skin my love." She whispered with utter contentment.
I was silent for a long moment... Inwardly screaming for sure, but then. Like I had been living the rest of my life in this shit hole of an even worse version of Worm that was so terrible that not even Eidolion's issues could spawn the Endbringers.
I decided to just fucking go with the flow as freaking out and doing something suicidal like pushing Taihou was... Well suicidal frankly.
"How did you follow your... Love Taihou? How did you find your way to this universe?" I asked quietly.
There was a long silence with Taihou almost seemingly to ignore me before she broke the silence with her saying thoughtfully. "I swam to you of course... Had to swim through an annoying void, but my love was so thick and strong I could float off it and I just-"
She went sileng again, but began rocking against me for a moment before she whispered. "I feel so complete in your arms now. No longer will this hollow hole feel that emptiness."
Obviously having zero fucking clue on what to say to that... I just kept quiet. As still being just a very fucking squishy human, I knew all too well in this world of capes and monsters. That the squishy human should stay out of sight of said monsters.
And META Taihou was very much a monster with how clearly fucking insane she was.
There was a long silence before I spoke quietly. "Taihou... I need you to shift a bit. I... I need to find a place to live that's out of the way as I had to run away from home."
Taihou's hand gently laid on my chest over my heart as she leaned back so she could put her forhead back to mine so she could stare into my eye's with her hollow insanity filled eyes that burned with naught but obession, love, and Elation.
There was a twinge of something inside of myself as I felt that. That conecept of 'Elation' that filled Taihou with an orderly madness that was kept on track simply due to her aiming that love that bordered on madness at me.
"Your parent's threw you out my commander? My darling? My love?" She whispered oh so softly with her lips gently touching mine with each word in a parody of a kiss.
I swallowed before I took a breath and said quietly. "Not of their own choice Taihou... This world is extremely dangerous, and I had to run away due to powerful monsters having blackmail on my family that could destroy my life just by being connected to it."
There was a pause before Taihou asked a bit more seriously. "I do not care what the blackmail is darling. But what threat is making my... Love so vexed? Tell me who hurts you, so I may slaughter them and salt drown their remains in the sea of my hatred."
I took a deep breath and I carefully took Taihou's hand into my own with her shuddering and biting her lip as as whining moan of need escaped her as our fingers slowly, gently, intertwined together with her legs around me shuddering as our palms met as our fingers fully wrapped around the others.
"Yes darling... Hold my hands tighter. Never let go of me, and I will never let go of you." She whispered with need as her eyes glowed with murky crimson light.
"I will try to hold at least one of your hands whenever possible Taihou." I said with a wry smile as I inwardly screamed at how her glowing eye's literally brightened at my words.
"But... The threat I am facing, is from a large clan of vampires that come from another world through a portal that they have a weak connection through. And I know that I want that world portal closed as hard as possible, while making sure they don't managed to ruin my family livlihood." I spoke.
As I did actually figure out where the name 'Blood Dragon's came from after some time to think on where the name was from. The Blood Dragon's were one of the largest vampire clan's with multiple bloodlines belonging to Warhammer Fantasy.
With them being literal blood knights who lived for battle in undeath. They were famous for only turning people that were worthy warriors, and typically didn't go around slaughtering civilians and peasants like other vampire clan's in Warhammer Fantasy.
In comparison to other clan's of vampires anyway. It was still Warhammer, and thus it was still a semi-common thing.
They did already know they were hopelessly outmatched by the Cape's and entities that were protecting the world though. So they didn't dare come in here like more beastial invaders that thought to attempt to conquer this world or just slaughter the inhabitants.
Taihou just gave a soft hum before she asked quietly. "Darling, what are their abilities? Weakness's and will you be sad if I do... Just a little bit of genocide darling?"
'I am so fucked.' I thought helplessly as I explained what Warhammer Fantasy vampires were generally capable of. Though I knew she wouldn't be able to directly blast them to pieces with her... Actually with her being a META ship, I had no idea if she even had 'normal' shipgirl weapons.
"I certainly won't be upset in the slightest if you kill them all." I said with a weak smile before I took a deep breath and I shifted Taihou in my lap with her giving me a heavy look at the mere thought of me asking her to move out of my lap.
There was a pause before I spoke quietly. "Ok Taihou, I need you to take the seat next to me and you can hold my hand as we drive. I need to get us a hotel or something."
Her heavy look became dark before her hand squeezed my hand and she stated firmly. "When you get a room... We are going to snuggle right?"
I looked into Taihou's eye's and like any man who knew he had the craziest bitch in the world and was going to ride that wave of insanity like the god he was. I spoke from the heart.
"We can share a bed Taihou... I will be behind you as you lean on my chest my arms around your chest while you hold my hands and I can kiss your neck and give you, your own hickey to mark you as mine."
Those words. There was very little else I could say that would make Taihou happier so she just watched as she carefully climbed out of my seat and fell into the passenger side with a soft thumping noise with her large breasts bouncing with the motion.
"Well come on darling! We need to celebrate our honeymoon!" Taihou said excitedly and I smiled wryly before I had to respond.
"Just give me a second... I need to find a hotel that's not in gang territory. A white male with an Asian beauty like you... Especially you, will draw eyes." I said a bit awkwardly.
As Taihou, especially META Taihou was literally anything but subtle.
I took out my phone, and as I did so... I felt a bit of heat in it for some odd reason. Like it was hot, but it didn't seem hot temperature-wise if that made any sense. 'I have to be going fucking nuts. I got a gatcha yandere woman staring a hole into me from my side.' I thought.
And after that thought, I had a much more... Poignant thought as well. 'Was this supposed to be my cheat? Have yandere waifu's summoned to me? Was there any way for me to actually gain some actual powers on my own that I could use?'
As with how broken the dimensional walls were on this Earth. I literally could see this just being a fucking fluke and now I was just stuck with a psycho shipgirl for the rest of my life to be lived in lewd bliss.
So getting on the Google equivalent of Google Maps, I started looking in the more suburban side of Brockton Bay for a hotel/inn near the highway which was sadly near the nazi/E88 side of their territory.
After a few minutes, I could hear Taihou gently humming under her breath as she just stared at me patiently as I worked through the maps to find a medium-quality hotel to get a room for a few days.
"So you say a monster clan is after you darling. Not that I am unwilling to protect you, or anything like that. But why don't we just go to a neighboring city altogether? Elope to another city where they won't be able to hear about us?" Taihou asked reasonably.
And for a moment I considered it. After all, Boston was just like an hour to an hour and a half drive for me. But I took a breath and said quietly. "I don't want to just run away. I don't want my family to lose everything... Is there any way you yourself can give me powers Taihou?" I asked with a bit of worry.
But looking over at Taihou she slightly frowned before leaning over to lay a hand on my knee before she said softly. "Sorry darling. I can only kill your enemies and love you with all my existence. I can't make you any stronger due to myself being a shipgirl. A corrupted one at that."
I nodded already knowing that was the case but I still had to try. "Alright, I think I found a medium-scale hotel that won't give us too much of a side eye especially if you wear my hoodie to cover up."
I could all but feel Taihou's pout aimed at me as she grumbled out. "Why do I need to cover up darling? Don't you like looking at me?"
And with a wry smile, I said softly. "Of course I do Taihou. But there is an Asian-focused gang with monsters in it that have a fetish for snatching up other asian Invader's and Capes."
The gang's in this version of this earth was even worse as they often had Invader with both powers and intelligence who joined said gang's to integrate with this world's people. As the E88 had 'capes/supes' that had come through a portal back in Germany that belonged to a world that Nazi Germany completely conquered in their timeline.
And I think that world in particular was Wolfenstein but they had been touched by some supernatural shit or something and they had natural supers/capes.
Likewise with the ABB or the Azn Bad Boyz who had several youkai and other monsters in their ranks from Asian-themed worlds... Oh and Orochimaru was also there as well acting as the ABB's resident head 'Tinker'.
I put the car in drive and I began driving one handed as I allowed Taihou to hold my free hand with both of hers as I drove us across town.
"So darling, tell me about the family I am marrying into. What are my mother and father in law like?" Taihou asked with utter sincerity making my lips twitch.
"Uhh... Both my Mom whose name is Alice, and my father John both work at the hospital my family owns. They are both down-to-earth people for the most part besides my mom's kinda weird rock and crystal obsession. And my dad is an avid bird watcher." I spoke as my mom and dad were just.
My mom and dad obviously. Sure they had their quirks but even with this being my reincarnated life, I still loved them completely as my own.
My phone then buzzed loudly and I saw it was my mom on the line and Taihou was silent so I just took a breath and silenced the phone.
As I was driving, and I didn't exactly know what to say to her right now.
Her call went to voice mail and Taihou was quiet as we made our way to the hotel and once we got there. I pulled out my phone and went to listen to the voice mail but then my dad called instead.
"Hello?" I answered with a heavy tone.
But my dad's voice was tight as he said quickly and with a hard voice. [Jake, do not return home. The vampires blew their fucking cover when Squealer drove a pile of shit mech into the hospital in broad daylight to rob the storage room.]
I swallowed at that and asked with a matching tight voice. "What's the exposure Dad?"
A loud exhale rang out through the line before he grunted and said. [Three Abyssal Terror's whatever that means, in large monsters broke out of the hospital's hidden basement where the portal and our deals happen when the mech broke the floor with it's extreme weight.]
My dad was quiet before he took a deep breath and spoke softly. [The board and I are trying to spin it as the hidden basement being there when the hospital was first built and was left unfinished due to lack of funds during the initial build. But the Proctorate and the government aren't going to buy that Jake.]
He audibly took a deep breath before he spoke again. [Jake, the hospital itself was built by my own grandfather with the gold from the Blood Dragons, Me and your mother are going to go down without a doubt. But you need to listen.]
[A magical blood contract binds our family Jake, fifty years of profit, protection, and everything else results in you yourself being the catalyst for that world portal being opened. Whatever forces the Blood Dragon's have here, will be coming for you. So make sure... That you do not let them catch you if you do not want to have chains on you for the rest of your life.]
There was a pause before my dad said quietly. [I love you Jake, and take care of yourself. I am probably going to prison or something now depending on how the government reacts.]
With that the line was cut with myself leaning back into my seat, my head going to the backrest and I just stared up into the roof of my car before I took a deep breath and said thickly. "Alright, lets go. I need some time to think on what to do long term outside of my car."
Comments
Dragon Cross
What he need to do is summon Scáthach to help him get stronger
Slayer 10321
So how long until the Siren's lock on to your signature and make their way to your Earth? The Sirens (especially TB/Observer...Zero or Alpha) are ultra thirsty for the Commander and their feats are fucking bullshit.
cris pena
Berserker Morgan would have a lovely time conquering the fae once again
Guilherme Bezerra
He should go for that honeymoon idea really. Staying BB right now would be a mistake.
Hmm is it time
Thanks for the chapter looking forward to more.
DarkthShadow
Girlycard
Martian
Nah Alucard from hellsing abridged
Bio_Bill
You know, sounds like the vampires failed to uphold their end of the bargain for this magically binding contract.
Azazyel
Yandere Acheron XD
Wrath of Vajra
If there is anyone that isn't a waifu to be summoned? I pick either Alucard from Hellsing OVA or Gabriel Belmont from Castlevania LOS
Mylael
Oh I thought it might be based on bond level or something. So they know he exists and decide to contact him when they see fit.
Azazyel
Summon/They come to him on their own
Azazyel
Suprise XD
ieatstars
Dude needs some freakin emanantor waifus like Herta or Acheron to show up with the BS this world has.
Laplase
Ok how does his power work? Is he just a Summoner? And What's to stop Taihou from killing any new Waifu's Jake calls to him?
Dat Man
Despite everything....Jaker Man's new parents clearly love him very much so happy to see that tired of the evil parent troupe
Douglas Karr
Convenient, still a problem, but Convenient. He needs to get as much money as he can before the government swoops in and freezes bank accounts left right and center
Bishop7053
Should we stick with the yandere waifus for the lols or nah. Berserker Morgan might come in handy just saying
Mylael
So.... he can basically roll and summon anyone from any gacha?
andrew rousseau
Need reinforcements asap
