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Voice over - The Battlehorse!
🕑 Added 2024-07-17 09:00:02 +0000 UTCSometimes I have too much fun with these! If you think you can sound like a battlehorse (male or female, it does not matter) than take a look at the script below and then send your clearest mp3 to girlswhodontdnd@gmail.com
Hi I’m ____________ from _______________, and I play… a Harlow, the battlehorse,
Greetings lady of wisdom,
I am Harlow, mighty battlehorse of the fifth division. Retired, of course, but still ready for action should the need arise! Sadly, I’m no longer a registered member of my division, injuries and all that… a little bit of shell shock. Some magic shock too. My knee is a little bit gammy. And every now and the I get a little forgetful.
Anyway, my name is Harlow, mighty battlehorse… ahhh, he he he, got you didn’t I! You thought I was being forgetful, but it was just a little bit of battle humour. Who doesn’t love a little bit of battle humour?
Even though I did lose many a friend on the battlefield, there was Sister Sally, Blaze of Glory, Jumping Jack Flash, Nutmeg… Doug…
Ha Ha ha! I got you again, they’re all fine! Especially Doug! He owns a nail shop now. Mostly Hooves, it’s called.
Anyway, what can I do you for?
Comments
Girls who don't DnD
Still open. I close them when I've edited them.
John Dee
Are you still looking for these or did I miss the window?
School Girl Crush
I deeeeesperately want to do this in the cutest lil mousiest cashier voice 😂
Girls who don't DnD
Whatever fits. We prefer to avoid appropriation of culture where possible though!
