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Hoekage Chapter 2
🕑 Added 2025-02-16 07:54:29 +0000 UTCSorry about the late post. I got behind.
“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Naruto!”
Sitting at a table inside an inn near the border of Fire Country, a handsome blond grinned, sitting behind a birthday cake that had eighteen lit candles stuck into its surface. Around the table, at least thirty other identical blonds were horsing around and singing their lungs out. The three other people at the table all had their ears covered.
One was Jiraiya. Naruto’s adoptive father looked a little older and a little grayer, but he was still a ninja with a great physique and plenty of power. To the side of him, Shizune had grown up a bunch herself, into an attractive young woman with short hair and pretty features. She was covering her ears to block out the singing, while tucking her legs up by her chest, using her thighs to cover the ears of her pet pig. The last of the people at the table was Tsunade, who had changed the least. Even if she cheated to do it, the woman still looked like she was barely a day past forty, and it did nothing to make her stunning looks any less noticeable.
“WHY DID YOU TEACH HIM THAT JUTSU?” Tsunade yelled over the singing.
“WHAT?” Jiraiya yelled back.
“WHY DID YOU— OH NEVER MIND!” Tsunade gave up.
The Naruto’s finally finished their song, leaning in and exhaling all at the same time. It almost felt like a wind Jutsu, which was fitting because that was his elemental affinity, but in reality it was just a lot of mouths blowing on the same thing all at once. The candles went out in a flash.
“CAKE!” screamed the clones, reaching out with their fingers.
However, before they could get to the sugary treat, the original dispelled them.
Naruto was forced to put a hand to his head, groaning despite his bright smile. “Ooh, they were not happy about that one!”
The others at the table, all of his most precious people, were able to remove their hands from their ears without risking losing their hearing.
“I hate that Jutsu,” Shizune moaned.
Her pet pig, Tonton, squeaked his agreement as she pulled him up into his lap.
“It wouldn’t have been necessary if you all agreed to sing,” Naruto said, crossing his arms.
“I would’ve sung!” Shizune said.
“I wouldn’t have,” Jiraiya said. “I love you, Kid, but that’s baby stuff.”
“No way I’d allow him to see me sing,” Tsunade said, pointing at Jiraiya. “The last time I made that mistake, he teased me for decades.”
Jiraiya grinned. “It’s just who would’ve thought Tsunade, the legendary Kunoichi, wouldn’t be able to hit a single note to save her life—”
Tsunade picked up a plate off the table and flew it faster than could be seen. It shattered on Jiraiya’s forehead, sending the tall man sprawling back on the floor while his legs kicked up in the air.
“Cut the cake already, brat,” Tsunade said.
“Wha wazzat?” Naruto asked, his mouth full of cake.
Shizune and Tsunade looked down to find 80% of the cake missing, while Naruto’s cheeks were bulging like he was a chipmunk.
“Get him!” Tsunade shouted. “Before he can finish it!”
A few minutes later, Tsunade and Shizune each had a slice of cake in front of them. Jiraiya, who was still on the floor after the headshot he suffered, got nothing. Naruto had no slices of cake, but that was because he’d already eaten about ten in a few seconds.
“No fair,” Naruto pouted.
“Damn straight,” Tsunade said. “Do you even realize how much you ate?”
Shizune still snuck him a bit of hers, which he bit straight off the fork. After he was done chewing, Naruto looked at her like she was a complete goddess.
The mood remained good for the rest of the meal, but soon Naruto wanted to play with his new toy. That was what he called it, anyway. Jiraiya called it a state of the art chakra blade when he’d gifted it to the blond. Shizune went with Naruto in case he hurt himself. When they went outside, Tsunade took a long drink of alcohol, draining a whole huge cup.
“I know you’re not actually unconscious,” she said.
After a minute, Jiraiya spoke from the floor. “Says who?”
She snorted. Tsunade ordered a bottle of sake, pouring it for each of them. By the time a shot glass was filled and placed where he’d been sitting, Jiraiya was sitting up in his seat like normal.
“You didn’t run away,” Tsunade said.
“I wanted to at times,” Jiraiya said. “It’s incredible. Kids are way scarier than S class shinobi! They’ll throw tantrums about anything, and you have to be so careful around them.”
“But you did it,” Tsunade said.
Jiraiya smiled. “It looks like I did it, yeah. But I’m not done yet. We’re going back to Konoha, Tsunade. It’s where Naruto needs to be, now that he’s old enough. And maybe it’s time I moved closer to home, too. We’d love it if you came with us.”
Tsunade and Shizune hadn’t lived with Naruto and Jiraiya, but as the two pairs traveled around they did make sure that their paths crossed. Sometimes they would spend months together. At other times, they would go a year or two with no contact. Despite that, their pupils had grown close, and Jiraiya and Tsunade had restored the relationship quite a bit.
Making eye contact, the two of them raised their shot glasses and clinked the edges together, before downing them.
“You know, I made you an offer,” Tsunade said.
“Did you?” Jiraiya failed to keep his voice nonchalant. “I can’t really remember.”
Tsunade leaned forward, squashing her bust on the table.
“That’s a lie,” she said.
The two left the table soon after, heading upstairs.
O-O-O
Shizune really thought that tonight was going to be a great night.
She was super excited to celebrate Naruto’s eighteenth birthday. The blond had always been a ton of fun, and was really her closest friend considering the transient nature of her life with Tsunade. Shizune would never complain about her master after everything Tsunade had done for her, but at times, it really was a lonely life, just following her teacher everywhere like she did.
That was why Naruto meant so much to her. He was a constant ball of sunshine able to increase her mood even when she was at her most down. And he’d grown up into a lovely young man. A really striking young man, with a strong resemblance to his heartthrob father… but Shizune was able to ignore this easily enough.
She was ready for Naruto’s birthday to be heaps of fun, just like the blond was, and it definitely started that way. Then she got her eardrums blasted by some super loud and very bad singing. She followed Naruto out and had to help him keep from losing a finger as he swung around a wakizashi he was only somewhat trained with, imbuing it with enough wind chakra to slice through thick tree trunks. He laughed maniacally as he did it.
Once this was done, Shizune was exhausted. She was ready to return to her room and settle in for a nice relaxing sleep. Unfortunately, even that wasn’t to be.
“Glug!” “Glug!” “Glug!”
These were the strange noises that stopped Shizune as she walked back to her room after dark, having just left Naruto in his own room. It took her a moment to realize that this sound was coming from the room directly in between hers and Naruto’s. That meant it was… Tsunade’s room?
“Master?” Shizune muttered.
The hallway was super dark, but the door of the room in question was very slightly cracked, like it had been closed in a hurry. A sliver of light leaked out. Shizune crept up to the gap and pressed her eye to it.
She had to cover her mouth with both hands to keep her gasp from being heard by the two people inside.
Jiraiya was lying on the bed, his big muscular frame totally naked. As he lay on his back, he had his hands on Tsunade’s head. Shizune’s master was just as naked as her old friend, and he was shoving her head down on his dick, choking her loudly.
“That’s my sucker,” Jiraiya said fondly.
Even as her head was shoved down on a frankly huge dick, when Shizune looked closely, she could see that Tsunade’s lips were actually puckered. As she choked, she was also slurping on Jiraiya’s meat.
Her legendarily big boobs were laying on Jiraiya’s thighs. When Tsunade’s body pulled up, Shizune could see glimpses of her nipples before she was pushed back down.
Tsunade was the only permanent figure in Shizune’s life. She was the greatest Kunoichi of all time, her skills famed throughout all the countries. She was a role model for all girls to aspire to be like, especially Shizune, who’d done everything she could to learn from the woman. Yet watching her get her head pushed down repeatedly like a cheap hooker was somehow extremely hot to Shizune.
While her crotch rapidly became uncomfortable, Shizune’s hands slid down. See, there was another thing about her unique upbringing that bothered Shizune.
Not only did she not have any lasting friends other than Naruto, she’d been very stunted romantically for a woman of her age. She was reduced to short flings and brief passionate affairs, before they’d move on within a month and she’d have to leave it all behind. Shizune had her share of experience, but it was all in bursts, because nothing could ever last. She got sick of it, and eventually stopped entirely, trying not to get attached to any more strangers she would have to leave behind.
She’d been trying this approach for months already, and she thought it had been working well. She didn’t realize how backed up it had made her.
Shizune started to touch herself, moaning softly. At the same time, Jiraiya grinned and pushed Tsunade down again. Her breasts went as flat as they could, while her eyes began to water as something spilled out in her throat. Tsunade gulped down his cum for multiple seconds, before Jiraiya finally dragged his dick out of her.
“That was a great warm up!” he said.
Shizune whimpered as she stared at his dick, so big and hard. How long had it been since she felt one of those? And this one was so big!
“Yeah yeah, whatever,” Tsunade said. She rolled over onto her knees. Tsunade wasn’t known for her ass, but that was just because her boobs were so amazing. She still had a seriously curvy butt if you actually looked. “Let’s stop wasting time.”
“I waited decades for this,” Jiraiya said. “I think I’m allowed to enjoy it.”
He grabbed her ass, squeezing it. Shizune moaned as she imagined her own ass being groped, one of her kinks. As she watched, Jiraiya plunged into Tsunade from behind.
The sound was thunderous. Elite Shinobi could move faster than a normal human could ever dream of, and they could take more damage as well. As soon as Jiraiya and Tsunade began fucking the bed underneath them broke.
“Oops!” Jiraiya said.
“Kami you’re big!” Tsunade gasped.
The mattress was still underneath them. Jiraiya clapped against Tsunade’s ass, which bounced and shook. He gave it a spank, causing Tsunade to glare at him.
“Don’t look at me like that,” Jiraiya said. “You know you liked it.”
Tsunade smirked.
A moment later, Jiraiya grabbed her by the elbows, pulling her torso up. Now, her giant tits swung wildly on her chest. Shizune watched, totally mesmerized. It was like she was being hypnotized. She was fingering herself now, and her own pussy was totally wet, but not half as wet as her master’s must have been.
Shizune bit her lips as she watched Jiraiya pull her master back even further. They were both smiling. A moment later, Tsunade bent her head back, and Jiraiya kissed her, still fucking her as hard as he could. This was what fifty years of sexual tension looked like when it all finally snapped.
Their kiss paused for a moment, Tsunade gasping. “Why did you of all people have to be so fucking big?”
“Like you’re one to talk!” Jiraiya let go of one of her arms to grab the huge funbags swinging all over the place on her chest. “You’ve been teasing me with these forever!”
“Prove it!” Tsunade said. “Take all that frustration out!”
“I plan to!” Jiraiya said. “All night long!”
His hand slid up her chest and neck to her face, where he stuck a finger in Tsunade’s mouth. She sucked it like a pacifier, looking back at him. Jiraiya’s eyes got as wide as Rasengans. Shizune heard him moan, and soon he had pulled out of Tsunade.
His big thick dick spasmed and flexed. Cum squirted over Tsunade’s lower back, just above her ass. She sucked his finger even harder as she felt it. When his dick left her, Jiraiya reached down, jamming his fingers into her.
“This is decades of practice in action!” he said. “Feel my ultimate technique!”
Shizune could hear wet slapping sounds as his fingers moved rapidly. Something was achieved within seconds. He pulled his fingers back out, and like a drain had been removed from a bathtub, Tsunade squirted all over the mattress.
Shizune let out her loudest moan yet. She orgasmed from touching herself as she watched, her thighs pressing together, which prevented her from covering her mouth in time.
It felt so good that it took her a moment to realize she had been noticed.
Jiraiya was looking over. He’d already rolled Tsunade onto her back, positioning his erect cock above her pussy. Did he ever get tired!
Wait, this wasn’t the time for that! If he ratted her out—
Jiraiya winked. He plunged into Tsunade again, fucking Shizune’s master silly, and went about his business like he hadn’t seen anything. Her heart pounding, Shizune ran back to her room.
She shut the door behind her and jumped into bed. But she could still smell arousal on her fingers. Even worse, she could clearly hear the sex happening directly next door. The impacts of their bodies shook her bed. She rubbed her thighs together, feeling the moisture between them.
She should go to sleep for now. If she did, it would be over soon, and she could forget all about this. That was what she had to do…
But Shizune stayed wide awake. How could she sleep, with all that ruckus on the other side of the wall.
Suddenly, she stiffened. The door to her room had opened, and the light flicked on.
“Shizuuuune!” Naruto’s voice complained. “I’ve got a problem!”
She rolled over in bed to find him in the orange shorts he slept in, no top on, and barefoot, with his hair spiky like he’d been rolling back and forth on a pillow.
“It won’t go down!” he complained.
Shizune’s eyes drifted down to his shorts. There, in his crotch, was a titanic bulge. From the outline, it was even bigger than the one she just watched her master take.
Shizune gulped.
