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September (and August) Update
🕑 Added 2021-09-04 14:14:47 +0000 UTCHuh, so apparently I forgot to do an August update last month. Why didn't any of you remind me?! Ah well, no biggie. Keep in mind, if you're ever curious about the latest updates, I'm active every single day in my discord server (discord.gg/2ExC2s6) so come join me in there.
Let's start with everything I've published since the last update.
Norvrandt's Newest Sensation #3
- Chapter three of my ongoing FFXIV story featuring miqo'te idol Marie.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23119807/chapters/81163165
Breaking Beacon #6
- Chapter six of my popular RWBY fic, this time with Pyrrha Nikos getting double dicked down.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21992728/chapters/81548878
The Malboro Encounter
- A dice-rolled fic about Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie battling a naughty malboro (a tentacle monster, for those who don't know!).
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32921041
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVarmint/51464/The-Malboro-Encounter
Waifu Simulator: Zelda
- The first in a new CYOA series I started on Twitter where readers determine the outcome by voting.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33007594
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVarmint/51531/Waifu-Simulator
Waifu Simulator: Samus
- The second CYOA, this time with Samus Aran.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33314116
Livestream Prompts #5
- A series of commissioned prompts I completed during the weekend of August 22nd, ranging from 500 to 1,500 word each.
A pretty nice haul, I should say! Even though it is several months' worth of smut... but still!
Firstly, you may have noticed that I stopped work on my 500 daily series. The main reason (and most important one) is that it kinda stopped being fun. 500 words a day is a nice goal, but it was getting in the way of spending time on other stories. Besides, I started it as a way to motivate me into getting out of a writer's block, and it did the job. In the future, I will probably continue to do 500-word thingys, but not daily. Just spontaneously. And when I do enough, I'll post them publicly for everyone to enjoy.
Second, if you aren't already aware of my Choose Your Own Adventure project, that's something I've been very excited about lately. So far, I've been conducting them on Twitter -- purely for the reliable poll function -- but I'm frustrated with the character limitations per tweet. Thus, I've been exploring other avenues. Right now, I'm planning to host the next CYOA (a Tifa story) on my Discord server. So if you're interested in that, hop in and keep your eyes peeled for when that starts. I want to say this Monday (Sept 6) but it depends on my mood because....
I've opened commission prompts this weekend! For anyone interested in purchasing a 500 or 1,000 word story, here's your opportunity. Submission are still open for 26 hours from the time of this post, so you've still got time to order one or several. Just go to the link below and fill out the form.
https://forms.gle/vx4oeWqsC9ZnVmZa8
And that's pretty much it. I've got several other fics currently in the works, but I don't want to spoil anything. Plus my attention is kinda all over the place, so I don't know which ones will be completed first or when. But I hope you look forward to them!
