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Hockey Shit With Ransom & Holster: "Hockey Speak"
🕑 Added 2019-12-13 22:14:10 +0000 UTCI come bearing gifts, and it's not even Christmas! Hockey Shit With Ransom & Holster is up for patrons, and the full comic will be shared on checkpleasecomic.com next week.
Do you think you can explain the phenomenon of hockey speak? What would happen to someone like Jack if they were asked to be more expressive? Is this problem endemic to the NHL??? IS THIS JUST A JOCK THING??
Comments
Raylen
Awkward Jack is the best; I love him. And hockey speak is funny when you hear the common phrases come into play (getting the pucks in deep, anyone?).
I love the confused cameraguys and PA in the background after Johnson's bit.
Ngozi
They're still consultants at a random firm! But sometimes they can conjure up an entire TV set to talk about hockey!!
Ngozi
He's really fun to write π He's just a....hockey robot beep boop
Ngozi
VC7 makes the tall potatoman nervous!
Ngozi
saying " i thought he was cute" was too easy clearly
Ngozi
Ya already gotta be ready to hockey
Ngozi
Thank you!! Jack talks about Bitty the same way he talks about hockey because he really likes hockey and Bitty!!
ngozi....your comedic genius,,,,, unparalleled
"I thought he was cute." <3333
elizabeth p.
omg Jack how are you the most awkward bean??? <3
r&h look so grown up in their suits!! i'm still in shock that this is year 4!
Octavia Atlas
Great update! I love how Jack's suddenly in his uniform and holding a mike. He's just magical. β₯
Amanda
Ransom and Holster! Holster and Ransom! β€β€β€ Are they...like, sportscasters now? Loving the professional setup for Hockey Shit!!!
Also Tater with Vanessa Channel 7, what a cutie
Awkward Jack just makes me so happy π
I love awkward Jack so much, he's so earnest and trying so hard.
Bahahhaha, Jack's uniform appears as magically as Bitty's pies! :D
JOHNSON!!! HOCKEY SHIT!!! the way jack talks about bitty. i love it all!!!!!
Ngozi
Alas! Lurking between the panels, he returns!
Ngozi
I want to whisper "BE COOL" to him, but I don't think he would even understand what that means XD
Ngozi
Happy birthday!
Nagako
Dropping this on my birthday?! Oh Ngozi, I can't thank you enough <3 :D
Holly
Oh, Jack, you painfully awkward hockey dude. Never, ever change β€οΈ
Victoria Love
The return of John Johnson!
