TinkeringTurian
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Shirts and stuff
🕑 Added 2018-05-03 11:46:54 +0000 UTC The first wave of shirts have been ordered, and should be arriving at the noble-tier patrons' homes in the later half of this month. I'll be sending out tracking numbers via Patreon-messages as they become available.The next update, the area past the Well, will be split up into two, or maybe even three parts. It's going to be a pretty expansive scene, with a bunch of ways to approach the next trial the kobold will be facing. Some will lead to death, others will lead to survival. The kobold might even gain a friend, if you play your cards right.
While I'm not going to reveal just what exactly is going to happen, I have a good feeling that this scene will be well-received. Once the first part is released (something I hope to be able to do next week, although maybe a bit later than usual), you'll be able to uncover the secrets of the underwater tunnel first-hand.
Thank you for tuning in to Kobnews, your premier news source for all things kobold- and shirt-related. See you next week!
Comments
Vallahd
True... more patrons are needed!
TinkeringTurian
You make a fair point. Still, strippers are expensive. Kobnews can't afford to hire them every day.
Vallahd
With strippers, wouldn't that be all the time though?
TinkeringTurian
I'd say next week, but Kobnews only reports on the weather when it's interesting.
TinkeringTurian
+1 CHA, it's a pretty elaborate setup with a couple of hidden choices before you can get one.
spips
what're the stats on the Kobold Shirt and how do i equip it
Vallahd
So when's the weather forecast coming on? I want to record that!
TinkeringTurian
Regardless of the weather, they'll blow you away!
Vallahd
So wait, does that mean that if it's rainy or windy, the strippers get wet and blown respectively?
TinkeringTurian
The strippers are reserved for the weather forecast.
Vallahd
Kobnews? Sounds boring. What you need is stripper kobolds! That'll make this news show exciting!
