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Seki's character sheet & mini-update
🕑 Added 2018-10-14 02:01:11 +0000 UTC Here's the first ever monthly character sheet, this time for Seki, the owl! This sheet goes accompanied with a story, which you can find down below. This sheet, along with an NSFW version of both the sheet and the story can be found on a new page over at http://www.koboldadventure.com/charsheet/index.htmlA new button has been added to the menu, which leads to this new page. The version number has been updated to 2.365 (Sekisheet). Anyway, without further ado, here's the safe for work version of Seki's background story! Beware, spoilers ahead.
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Seki is an old cuntboy owl, one of the only friends the kobold has in the world. He grew up in the eastern dragon kingdoms, far away from Varanar and the hamlet where he resides nowadays. Even when young, the avian was particularly desired by a group of dragons with peculiar tastes. His exotic body was a dream come true for the decadent, deviant draconic patrons of brothels and bordellos. The perfect blend between masculine and feminine features.
In his younger years, Seki was an escort without equal. As his fame grew, the higher classes of dragon royalty became interested in the bird. Slowly but steadily, he worked his way up through various noble houses, until he found himself in the very palace of the dragon emperor. There, he entertained the most powerful people in the world. He served them food and drink, he relieved all manners of frustrations, he helped ease negotiations, and he mastered the exquisite craft of full-body massaging.
Life was good. But the emperor was falling out of favor. Indeed, his rule grew quite unjust over time. In secret, the famous cuntboy-courtesan met with shadowy figures. People who were equally dissatisfied with the way the empire was being governed. One rebellious king in particular, saw potential in the avian. He arranged for Seki to be trained in various arts of assassination. In order to save the realm, the bird was to kill the emperor himself.
The avian lured his master into the bedroom. During a massage, using a special grip he himself had uncovered during a rigorous night of hands-on practice, he paralyzed the relaxing dragon. Then, the owl sunk a concealed dagger straight into the emperor's wicked heart. And thus, the most influential man in the world was no more.
At first, Seki was blamed for the assassination. But, the king that had recruited and trained him was soon appointed the emperor's successor. True to his word, the new ruler pardoned the killer owl. The beaked cuntboy that was born a prostitute, was appointed the title of Advisor to the Court.
Being granted access to the emperor's private library, Seki soon grew exceedingly smart and wise, becoming well-versed in the fields of alchemy, history and biology. Under the new lord's rule, and with his guidance, the realm flourished.
It was nice, being served instead of being the person serving, for once. But all too soon, the bird began to feel like something was missing. The thrill and excitement from his glory days, culminating in assassination, had left Seki with a permanent craving for adventure. With the new emperor's blessing, he ventured out into the outside world, and set out to become an explorer.
The going was rough, at first. Being a guest at the imperial court for so long, had caused the owl's street smarts to grow a little rusty. With the near limitless funds of the empire at his disposal, money was never a problem. Still, having to report to the royal quartermaster that his coinpouch was stolen was kind of embarrassing. The first few times it happened, at least. Once properly equipped, the bird left his hometown for the first time ever, setting off for the far corners of the world.
Seki reached places no man had ever been before. He climbed the highest mountains, he trudged through insidious swamps, he braved lifeless deserts, his torch lit up ancient caves, and he explored ruins of empires long forgotten. That is not to say that the owl's adventures were without setbacks. He got into fights with locals, he was betrayed more than once by money-hungry assistants, and he faced trials ranging from packs of wolves to indigenous tribesmen to feral dragons.
Still, despite these complications, the avian's exploits mostly ended in success. After each adventure, the owl reported back to his lord, with fascinating stories to tell, new alchemical recipes to record, the location of long-lost places to mark on maps, and a report of the customs of people in other nations. Not everything was shared, however. A few of the secrets that the bird had uncovered were for his ears alone. Hidden truths that the world would be better off not knowing. They would die along with him, or so he had hoped.
As the years flew by, Seki grew old. His eyesight became worse, his reflexes slowed down, and his feathers lost most of their colour. When the avian found that his weary back could no longer carry the weight of his heavy bag of supplies, he decided to retire from the world of adventuring for good.
After consorting with the dragon emperor one final time, the owl set off for the human capital of Varanar. There, he met with a young kobold whelpling, begging on the streets. A few coins here, a couple scraps of food there, and some helpful words of wisdom and encouragement, all helped to befriend the tiny lizard. After all, it's always useful for a foreign spy to have a sidekick. An extra pair of hands, should things go south. An influential mind, easily persuaded to do his bidding. There was one last adventure in the old bird yet. Once more, he would shape the fate of millions.
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I hope you liked it, if you even read it at all! I can see why you wouldn't -- spoilers and all. Anyway, the NSFW version of this sheet will be uploaded for patrons only, but it will still be freely available for everyone on the website. I'm just not allowed to show nudity outside of patron-only posts. I hope you understand!
That's all for now. Mini-update is live, poll for the new character sheet coming later today or tomorrow, Ruby mean update coming late next week (anywhere from Wednesday to Sunday, depending on whether or not my writing picks up) and after that, we'll see. Thank you for your continued interest in purchasing a Kobold Caravan, and I hope you'll enjoy test-living in it for the coming few days.
Comments
knew the old bird had a badass side to him and not just rambling, honestly a shame this all chronologically happened before Kobold Adventure, adventurer Seki would've been a good traveling companion.
TinkeringTurian
There's a few spoilers in there, alright!
Newt
these seem like big spoily lore drops but NICE
