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Do you guys like random horny facts about me? 😳

🕑 Added 2024-11-17 09:00:38 +0000 UTC

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do_more_gooder

those are honestly pretty interesting facts. I've seen the scenario where someone cums without being touched, but never knew someone who could actually do it! I also wonder how you found out your cervix is only 4 inches deep. Like you can ask a guy how big he is but you lever ask a lady how deep she is XD but yeah, i look forward to hanging out with our hypersexual princess <3

Cat17

Man I wish I could cum that often

emzynitro__

Awww who’s a good puppy girl? *pats head* That’s right, you are! Loved reading these facts about you and look forward to more in the future. Maybe a list of your top kinks too if you feel like it.

ikkue

Hypersexual gang rise up 🗣️

Mentally Stable

I totally align with audios and Manga, after so long it hypersexual the fantasies and foreplay aspect make it much better experiences, sometimes the lore better then the goon

Aerosyn

Curious if Bao has any hentai Recs lol.

Shinra Kotomine

Bao is always amazing in everything she does.

Colticide

And this is why hoejousama is the best~ absolutely agree on the toy usage, they can feel almost too good that I don't ever wanna lose the ability to use my hand. And yesss I love audio (especially cock sucking audio) and I mostly read hentai doujins. Sometimes I'll watch porn but it usually would be Angela White, and due to my fetish for oil, but that's usually only if I can't find something to jerk off to. Anyway >> awesome list, could even jerk off to this imagining things XD

Crow

2 days nonstop, think you can hit 3 days nonstop by end of this year

ChiefBazza

Am I dreaming? Or is this heaven?

Akardan_Logoth

The more I learn about hoejousama, the more impressed I am with you. 🫡

Justin

Well, as long as you're having fun... you do you, girl.

Frx

all i can say is god damn, what a specimen......

Overworked

I mean I always thought you were a little wild but holy shit. No to mention reading these facts got my morning started early.

Str8iJustice

Cumming without physical stimulation is actually crazy. It's like an actual super power. Also being able to cum like 10+ times in a day must be so fucking nice. Actual debuff for men. This was a great post! Very hot and neat to know these things about you!

Erawan

This was an insanely hot thing to read first thing in the morning. Making the morning harder than it usually is.

FatalFerret

Okay but how is this maybe the hottest thing you've posted and it not actually even a smut post. 5 is actually insanely impressive. 6 is putting the most vivid picture in my brain. Just imaging you in a dark room in a musky goon nest in the middle of a two day session... that uh gets the heart rate going lol. Maybe we an audio reenactment of that experience sometime XD For 7 my most was 3 and that took some serious determination, women are to powerful. 9 My go to is usually indie animation and hentai manga

Yosh

I'm glad you use plugs. I can't imagine you without a tail to wag for Daddy.

HentaiHomie

So what’s a favorite doujin? And who’s your favorite VA? It’s cool that you’re making audio now for other people the cycle of goon continues

Micoolman

At first I thought a lot of the gooner talk was ironic to be funny. But now I'm beginning to believe

K2

Holy...

BlueNovaDragon

Yes!

itsGL00MY

Nah number 5 got me acting up, cumming without touching is insane(-ly hot)😭🤤

Gorbo Dundi

mm, a powerful being indeed

Hound of Chulainn

Please god let us see the mole

Gerrit

Cumming without touching???? 13 times?????? YOU A DEMON BAO DAMN 😭😭

Yuntu

So anything above 4 inches needs to be careful? I will mark the line on my 6.5 just in case. Edit: also this post made me ever so slightly horny, maybe, potentially - good way to wake up

VersionZero

Jesus... Welp, time to crank out another one.

leadpolarbear

yea if you want a tall man with a big cock ever im here

Kokikoi

Jokes asides, those facts where so hot, but the mole and butplug where insta erection 4 me o7

Kokikoi

U can cum through pure thought?! She is Professor G. Ooner!!!

BOBtried

If we had a recreation of that audio...oh god the power of that audio would send people to heaven,the pants,the liquid sounds,the grunts..im turned on just thinking about it..🫣

Frosted

wish i could hit 13 lol, i hit 3-5 then i need to wait an hour or so

pinktoebeans

It felt like I was drugged by an aphrodisiac…I barely remember…I watched anything, read anything until it finally wore off and I took the longest bath of my life lol

Z

You can cum without touching yourself? Dopeee

GentleBruce

ok that's hot as hell! I'm jealous of that 13 times in one session, I managed to do 6 times in a day once, but was passing out after the 5th and 6th times 🤣

Link HPC

Nhentai + lewd audio in background is the best combo. Maybe a future audio could be a reading hentai manga together?

Siku

Does "without touching yourself" includes the usage of toys? I'm glad we have something in common with #3 too!

Baeber

I might have had the same reaction to a crazy gummy high just yesterday. Was the kind of high where soreness is like a fuzzy cold feeling. Barely noticed it, kept going well past the point I'd normally hit my refractory. Cum everywhere because I barely felt it on my hands and was throwing it all over the place

Quentyn Brant

I agree with you there

BOBtried

You girl,you are a succubus in disguise,i guess it is canon when i see the womb tattoo in alot of arts,also how good of a sauce it was to make you blast it 13 times? i am very intrigued my lady!