Pitch a Swords episode (2024 Edition)
🕑 Added 2023-12-26 07:51:02 +0000 UTCPitch an idea for an episode of Swords in the comments. Maybe I'll use it sometime and credit you when I do!
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Juli
The Shape-Shifting Sword gets to be a soul sword with a distinct personality. Maybe this could be used to have it troll other characters like shitting on them as some bird-sword or being a chair sword that steps a little bit back when someone wants to sit. Or he keeps the sword welder warm as a sword-blanket. Or it could be used to promote new producks on threadless or other platforms
Juli
https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDVII/
Juli
Paper Rapier gets "fed" music text and starts to sing or books about the eurobean middle age and uses very old words in a funny way
Juli
Panel 1: there is not enough food at a party Panel 2: Sword of summoning ducks summons an army of ducks Panel 3: People catch the ducks Panel 4: The people roast the ducks over fire (the stick to hold the duck in place is a rapier)
Joataro Kujo
Swalarm
Danny 2x4
A sword that once it stabs someone the stabbie and stabber are transported into the Office where one of them becomes Dwight and the other is Jim, stabbie is still stabbed though
George
Sir Sworlecton, a self-proclaimed Sword Master goes on a delusional yet hilarious quest to collect, by any means, the most powerful swords in the sword universe for his ultimate collection. His rival, Sir Ascabard is the Scabbard Master, who tries a similar quest with similar results but only with scabbards. They both try to get ahead of each other, only to find eventually the error of their ways and that their combined efforts, may actually help out the swords universe heroes in saving the world from the impending threat of Pandemonium.
J Eric Murphy
Sword pirates with a sword instead of a peg leg and a sword instead of a hook for a hand. They have a ship with swords for the masts.
Reuben Sandwich
The Stabastion and Quest Sprout teamup we've all been waiting for! (or maybe just I've been waiting for)
Trinity Series
More sword integrated creatures like cat whose spiny growths on the papillae are swords, or Kargob Forbid the inside of a Penguins mouth but those spikes are all swords
Jim
Long sword with a cave much crystal as the pommel- wielded by an Oni hunter!
Gabriel Regli
Alarm Sword
Christine
Due to the constant influx (and loss??) of swords, accountants are working overtime to keep various kingdoms and individuals assets up to date value wise
CthulhuCuz
Beginners Sword and Qwest Sprout team up for a wholesome adventure!
Death From the Ankles Down
Fungon gut opens a new exercise program xalled the rungeon where all the traps/monsters force you to run
Aaron Barrett
The longest longsword
Jekotia
The Demon King goes to the Fungeon
Sammarai
Maybe how the lesbian who wanted to cure her wife but turned her into a baby found the Longsword of Time?
Josh Coffey
The Smart Swords become sentient ala The Terminator.
CJ
A comic about duel wielding where the people in it try to out do each other with the amount of swords they can wield at one time until they're all slaughtered by a guy with one very small sword
Jean-luc Lawlor
The time knife finds a new weilder/user, who then has to go back and stab themself, to give it to the new wielder/user.
HeseMCMXCI
Knifey's rival Messer sets up shop next to the Knife Shop, and a trade war ensues.
Radawesomeness
Though ignore this if I forgot you already did this. \-(=/)-/
Radawesomeness
Have an episode concept where a guy is fighting a guy with a club, questions why they're swinging around a handle, have them offer their club opponent a sword, then proceed to either get sliced or stabbed or have the club wielder hold the sword by the blade.
PhlubbaDubba
If a Mama sprout plush is ever launched, have granny and the gang give one to Quest and Pest to snuggle with whenever it's time to go see dream princess and good knight.