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🕑 Added 2021-10-25 23:15:24 +0000 UTC
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Comments

Daph

Himura Battosai is not happy with this hahahahaha

Jackson

This comic was totally genius though! Very funny!

Jackson

I’m pretty sure that dragons might be able to be that big. Land animals would have to be either 100 tons or 1000 tons in order to collapse. That would have to be really really really big. Maybe possibly bigger than a whale? But definitely unable to fly.

Ferret Williams

Also dragons can't speak. "What the- mph!"

Listen the fight scene in Ip Man is dope I don’t care if it’s unrealistic 10 on 1 was great

This is soo good!!

Lady Stafford

This is incredible and far too funny!!!

Stance Nixon

This was great, and your timing was excellent, I needed a good laugh.

Walter

“Right in the punctuation marks”!!!!!! Hilarious!

So, noone mentions bumblebee's ability to fly? Good, cause screw physics (or history) for a good story. ;) Like this one - thanks Ben!

Sierra117

Haha this pure brilliance XD

Daniel Lee

Have u seen the anime "Heaven's design team"? It's a show abt God being lazy and having separate team design the animals that will b on Earth. They explain why certain mythical creatures can't exist, even has a Hell episode where the environment is different so they can do more with the animals.

D.S. Ryelle

Genius again, Ben! (*high five*)

MechaBlerd

That was probably the most satisfying ending to a comic I've ever seen.

D.S. Ryelle

Yup, just like Mars in "To Wield a Red Sword"!

exactly what I was thinking!

Jacqueline Thijsen

You totally do win a fight against 20 dudes if they're from the world famous "line up and wait your turn" school of martial arts...

Jae H.

I've seen an urban fantasy book have a dragon say "If we relied on pure physics to fly, none of us could do more than hop around. There's magic involved."

Paige Keeper

Warrior dude, just be glad they didn't notice your sword.

This is why it's called "fiction" and "fantasy" not "realism" and "true stories".

Ben Hed

Curse me and curse photoshops lame spell-check system 😤!!

Grace 'Gengar' Soria

"right in the punctuation marks!" 😂

TheRedheadWithThread

*your

Lucian Walker

Realism not in my fantasy ttrpgs you don't

Right in the punctuation marks 🤣🤣

Okay but, those wings are still broken. The webbing should run all the way back to the tail tip 😜

Saga Ravn

There's no apostrophe(?) in your. 😁

Zach Rhodes

They hit the narrator so hard he used the wrong “You’re!” Haha

How does the narrator explain dinosaurs then xD


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