[M4A] Reverse Comfort [Softly Spoken] [Degradation] [Encouraging] your [Anxiety] [Putting You Down] [2:21]
🕑 Added 2022-04-01 21:00:02 +0000 UTC(Actual) WARNING: If you're a very anxious person, this might fuck you up. Do not risk it because you will not be amused.
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suckerpunk
Using the end of this as my new work email sign off.
Mo
"i've never heard anyone say a good thing about u" prommy ? 🥺
Mo
now why did i enjoy this
Kris
This was perfect... now make it meaner 😈
Winter Collinns
Wow.. this one is interesting! A sort of fun twisted play on my own mind. Not sure why this makes me want to write poetry 🤣 what is wrong with me lmao. WHY am I like this hahaha
Ash
this honestly just made me laugh, and in that way it was a comfort… so job failed… successfully?
Tamara
[meta]
Lily
starting to think he isn’t acting anymore
Lily
this is my 13th reason
Joey
Aaa just the validation i needed !!!
Joy
Hey Tod, define “reverse comfort”
Blue
Thank you for the warning, Todd.
Victoria
me to myself after reading some to me curling fanfic
Skylark
omg this comment made me snort laugh 😂
Skylark
literally my inner monologue some days lmao 🤣
Mia Stinson
i’m conflicted lmao. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Kat... just Kat
(by the way, for my fellow strugglebus co-passengers, I'm glad you're weathering the bumps and hope the ride smooths out for you soon) 💜
Kat... just Kat
"His voice was sweet and seductive. But that wasn't the worst of all. The good dog leaned close to my ear and close to my throat. And he spoke in the kindest voice of all..." If my demons were as articulate as you, Todd, the zaps would be *way* more enticing.
Soul Stealer
This week’s wildcard audio is brought to you by: 🌈therapy🌈 and ✨lexapro✨
lynn
i.... need to go to therapy
poe
if this is what my inner monologue really sounded like i probably wouldn’t hate suffering alone with my thoughts so much
Aurora
I'm concerned for the people in these comments 🤣
Barbara
This is the best day of my life. Thank you.
chloe
do you really mean it?? that’s so sweet of you to say
Katmomma
Fuck. My inner monologue when I’m having bad days.
Just your average gal
Didn't expect anything less than this perfection on the most important shitpost day of the year
Aradia
Perfection 🖤☠️🖤
tamara
this meshes really well with my self-deprecating sense of humor 😂 thank you for delivering on this sacred day 🙏
Allysa
I really needed this today 🥺
MJ
Todd to audio porn
grey
oh god i hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
violet
No literally I thought it was about to be some wackass pet play 💀💀💀
Alex
I'm kidding. I laughed the whole time. Excellent shit post 😂
Alex
Ah yes, degradation kink but make it ✨️extra spicy✨️
TheScriptCabinet
"There's no need to fret about your impact on the world. You've never had any." That hit harder than I thought. 😂😭
Kelly
Identity theft is not a joke Todd 😩 millions of families suffer every year!!
ShrinkingMolly
This is 100% my inner monologue at all times, but hearing it on the outside just sounds ridiculous. I could not stop laughing and/or screaming. Which was an amazing release seeing as I'm just getting out of work. Thank you, Todd!
sage
i read the “putting you down” and just assumed that todd was straight up killing us
lisuluu
Can't wait till this day is over 🤡
Soul Stealer
And you say you don’t do sleep aids. 😏
Eve Sinclair
In style Todd as always on this day.
Nikki
April 1, 2022: Today the voice of Nikki's internal monolgue will be played by Todd
Dollface
Ok, but this actually made me laugh rather than fucking me up.😂 Only you, Todd.
Bitesized02
Even for April fools day your audios still hit. Fuckin hell
Allons-y Alonso
oh look my inner voice is an outside voice now 💀
M_Kim
What in the april fools is this?!? 😂😂