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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

🕑 Added 2024-04-01 22:00:05 +0000 UTC

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Menollie

Really that’s just too adorable 😍

Kat... just Kat

Okay, but photo please!?

Winter Collinns

Wait... actually I just figured out what this is. It was a test. For those who say "make whatever you want it's your content we love you no matter what!" Well guess what fuckers, you just failed. 🤣 (Also just realized it was posted on April 1st sooo 👀)

Winter Collinns

Is that really them?? It actually just sounds like a dog he's playing with lol

swuffie

I should’ve stayed curious

anon

bark bark

PatriceRice

the snorts ♥️

Elina

woof?

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This is genuinely all i need in my life ty

poppy

so true, speak your truth puppy

canihaveasandwichpls

articulate as always

katie

more of this >>>>

Mimz

With Those snort sounds more like a pug bf

Krystal

I was startled until I remembered today’s date 💀

T

This makes sense given all of the barking that’s been going on in your comments recently

taryn

Idk if you've ever met a golden retriever but there appears to be a distinct lack of BARKING

Catherine

The collar on that dog better be star-spangled red, white, and blue. No Union Jacks for freedom-loving dogs.

MeltedButterVA🍯

the way that i jumped when i saw the notif but then i remembered 😭😭

Kelly

My new kink 😌

tamara

[forced barking]

Kelly

Poetry 🥰

Kelly

*sigh*.... Where's that shock collar?

Kelly

Exactly. A good boy would've barked

bleu boi

my jaw hanged open the entire way through fucku

Just your average gal

(Headpats) Now bark 🤨 [IRISH HARE SNORT]

TheScriptCabinet

Next you're gonna call me Diane Nguyen.

eden

SICKO ‼️‼️

Kiana

your collar sounds too loose and you need to bark more (like this) BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF BARK GRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK (canada goose honk) BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF GRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF (pulls on leash) BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK woOOF BARK BARK WOOF GRRR GRRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRRR (fetches ball) WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GR RRRR GRRRR GRGRRRRRRR WOOF WBARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRRRRRRR MGRGRRRRRR WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAERK BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK WwoOF WOOF BARK WOOF GRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRR BARK (bites your ankle) WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BRAK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (chases bald eagle) WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRR GRRRR SNARRRRLRLLLLGGLLLLL GRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ABARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRR HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK OHNK OHNK HONK HONK HONK HONK WOOF RGGGRRRRR WOOF WOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YORP WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (trips you with a big stick) HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK (canada goose noises)

tamara

not enough barking

stillingcold

oh….. he’s just like me…… he’s JUST LIKE ME FR FR ARF ARR BARK BARK BARK BARK SNARL SBARK GREOOWOWWLLLLL FRRRGGRRTGGGHHHB GRROROGGWLWLL GTRRRGRTGGGGG ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF BFRFVTRSGGHHHB BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF SNIFF SNIFF GTRRRRRR BARES FANGS SSNSNNRRRFFJHHHH WOOF WOOF ARF ARF BARK BARK BARK BARK AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRRJRTGGGGGGGG GGGGGGRRRGGGGHHHH ARF ARF WOOF WOOF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRRRR GTRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR MEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW BARK BARK SNARL HOOOWWWLLLLL AAAAHHWUWOOOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK RUUF RUUF RRFUFF RRRRRRRUFF RUFF URFF ARF ARF MERREHENEEWOOOWOWWWWWW BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF AROOF RIOF RIOF RUUFF RRFUUFFFF PUFFS OUT CHEST AND DOES A MATING DANCE BEFORE TURNING BACK INTO DOG BARK BARK BARK BARK RATTLE RATTLE ABBBNRRRTGGGGHHHH FFRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRROOO RROOOOOOOOOOOOIYUUUFGGHH BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOKR WOOF WOOF BARK NARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK NARK BRFGGFFGGG GREOOWWLLLLL GGGRRRRR HHHHUUGFFTTGMMMMMMMNNGGGG BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF AWWWWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK